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Published: 2008-06-14 00:16:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 29450; Favourites: 1743; Downloads: 0
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Stamp version of my ever-so-popular & deleted deviation [thanks dA!] called "Edward Cullen - Unhealthy"! The deleted deviation listed reasons why Edward was unhealthy [unkosher] to everyone's health. Originally & still meant to poke fun at the character who fangirls believe to be the ultimate "perfect" guy
Some of these ideas came from a Facebook group thread & others I made up as well
IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY STAMP, JUST LEAVE! WHAT THE STAMP SAYS---
Reasons Why Edward Cullen is Unhealthy:
-real men don't sparkle, that's just weird
-guys don't watch their g/fs sleep every night, stalker
-boyfriends don't emotionally abuse their girlfriends
-love is based on inability to read minds
-love is based on good-smelling blood
-108-year old vamp with a 17-year old girl
-stone lips & cold body = not so warm & fuzzy
-no dates in the past 100 years?! charming? nope!
-he's not badass if he has to repeat it all the time
-he's not real & never will be...GET OVER IT!
If you're going to use, please
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&/or leave a comment!MORE ANTI TWILIGHT STAMPS OF MINE//
Not Into Twilight Series --> [link]
Twilight vs Disney --> [link]
Edward Wears Glitter --> [link]
SM Stole My BFF --> [link]
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[c] Twilight series to Stephenie Meyer
[c] Brushes to ??? note me if it's yours for credit!
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If you want to use this [project, alter it, etc], please let me know! It won't hurt asking ;D
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Comments: 618
No dates in 100 years isn't charming!? Oh, you hurt me!
Actually, I haven't gone 100 years without a date (mostly because I'm not 100 years old). It just feels that way.
I agree with this 100%.
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i completely agree i wouldn't want Edward or any character in Twilight actually....
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I totally agree,
she had tried soooo hard to make Eddykins perfect, but he isnΒ΄t
if he had mistakes that did not involve stalking, emotionally abuse and "ooh i hate my life sooo much i am a MONSTER" then he would be better!
the perfect guy ISNΒ΄T perfect!
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vampires suck why do peeps go CRAZY for them?
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I agree with all of your points.
I do not know why girls obsess with Edward Cullen so much that they attack those who hate Edward Cullen. They are insane!
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all this explaines why I went to Team Jacob. KILL THE PIXIE!!!
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i dont find edward sexy just rob p. but in eds defence most men also dont have fur all over....... and i mean all
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YOU ARE MY HERO FOR THIS.
Those are the EXACT reasons why the entire saga bothered me so much. (EDWARD IS TOTALLY A STALKER! O_o)
I liked it at first and was really into it until it became a ridiculous hype and the plot fell; the MAIN thing that scared me were the Twihards that would threaten anyone who didn't like it. I actually know some people that got jumped, beaten, hit with a Bible, and all sorts of things because of the fanatics. Frightening stuff...
Personally, while ALL the characters had God-like personas, I adored the Jacob character.
OH MY GOSH, YOU SHOULD MAKE ONE FOR JACOB! -cough- I mean, y'know, if you wanna... I just love your stamps. XD
Would you mind if I posted it onto my Facebook page so people can see it? Many would get a kick out of it. :3
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sorry im not startin noffin but honestly Edward is awesome i mean dont get me wrong he IS fictional but Twilight is a place created so that people can get away from reality 
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thank you!!
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no problem....i stand 4 what i belive in
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and i like that!
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thank you
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EDWARD RUELS!!
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It sucked.......really bad.
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The movie sucked so hard that is made vamps commit suicide.
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I love this stamp! It's awesome u don't like Twilight. I thought I was the only 1!
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that is so true but very mean to edward fans
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i've read Twilight, and i still thought this was hilarious XD
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I hate this stamp! You disrespect the Twilight saga! 
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not really. Ijust like edward cullen.
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i see, then don't comment! just that simple!
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*adds to her collection of stamps faves*
You know what? YOU ROCK~ XD
Let's kill Edward SKullen. I mean, Edward Cullen. ^O^
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"love is based on good-smelling blood" i didnt understand that one... and srsly, vampires arent psychics, so they shouldnt have the ability to read minds! that sucks cuz they make being psychic look stupid and i like that kinda stuff... and i didnt know he emotionally abused her, but o course i didnt read the books, or watch the movies...
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And then the dragons ate Edward, Bella and Jacob. The end.
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Ah I know I FREAKEN LOVE HIM!!! But haha I love the stamp, even though I am a TOTAL OBESSED FAN GIRL WHO LOVES THE CULLENS AND EVERYTHING ABOUT VAMPIRES, but still cool 
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"Lyke, omgee, Bella is so, lyke, luckee. Her boyfriend is a vampire! He sparkles, is gentle, and doesnt drink blood. I know that one day, ill have a vampire BF and hell stalk me, abuse my mind, and kill me! It'll be lyke, so awesome!"
-The girls at my school (and no, i am not one of them)
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Anothing Edward has aginst him. He's Meyer's perfect guy, at least that's what I've heard...
Anyways, Twilight sucks
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I thought it was funny and I love edward and twilight ppl need to stop taking things so offensively lol
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