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Published: 2008-06-14 00:16:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 29449; Favourites: 1743; Downloads: 0
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Description Stamp version of my ever-so-popular & deleted deviation [thanks dA!] called "Edward Cullen - Unhealthy"! The deleted deviation listed reasons why Edward was unhealthy [unkosher] to everyone's health. Originally & still meant to poke fun at the character who fangirls believe to be the ultimate "perfect" guy

Some of these ideas came from a Facebook group thread & others I made up as well

IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY STAMP, JUST LEAVE!

WHAT THE STAMP SAYS---
Reasons Why Edward Cullen is Unhealthy:
-real men don't sparkle, that's just weird
-guys don't watch their g/fs sleep every night, stalker
-boyfriends don't emotionally abuse their girlfriends
-love is based on inability to read minds
-love is based on good-smelling blood
-108-year old vamp with a 17-year old girl
-stone lips & cold body = not so warm & fuzzy
-no dates in the past 100 years?! charming? nope!
-he's not badass if he has to repeat it all the time
-he's not real & never will be...GET OVER IT!

If you're going to use, please / &/or leave a comment!

MORE ANTI TWILIGHT STAMPS OF MINE//
Not Into Twilight Series --> [link]
Twilight vs Disney --> [link]
Edward Wears Glitter --> [link]
SM Stole My BFF --> [link]

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[c] Twilight series to Stephenie Meyer
[c] Brushes to ??? note me if it's yours for credit!

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If you want to use this [project, alter it, etc], please let me know! It won't hurt asking ;D
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Comments: 618

thedizzywriter [2011-10-15 13:51:54 +0000 UTC]

HELLS YEAH!!!!!!

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KuraiTsuneko [2011-10-07 22:13:09 +0000 UTC]

edward is soooooooo hot! >.< mmmmmmmmmmm!

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AgentBabycakes [2011-07-18 03:54:35 +0000 UTC]

No dates in 100 years isn't charming!? Oh, you hurt me!

Actually, I haven't gone 100 years without a date (mostly because I'm not 100 years old). It just feels that way.

I agree with this 100%.

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Klaine4 [2011-07-14 16:04:22 +0000 UTC]

i completely agree i wouldn't want Edward or any character in Twilight actually....

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MoonXD [2011-06-17 20:36:19 +0000 UTC]

I totally agree,
she had tried soooo hard to make Eddykins perfect, but he isnΒ΄t
if he had mistakes that did not involve stalking, emotionally abuse and "ooh i hate my life sooo much i am a MONSTER" then he would be better!
the perfect guy ISNΒ΄T perfect!

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tidoweedo [2011-06-02 23:48:59 +0000 UTC]

vampires suck why do peeps go CRAZY for them?

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Asari-are-hot [2011-06-01 18:57:39 +0000 UTC]

I agree with all of your points.
I do not know why girls obsess with Edward Cullen so much that they attack those who hate Edward Cullen. They are insane!

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Silverripple [2011-05-05 23:01:31 +0000 UTC]

DIE, EDWARD!

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charmed7293 [2011-05-02 20:49:21 +0000 UTC]

awesome...

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catflavored [2011-04-25 20:16:41 +0000 UTC]

<3

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Nami14 [2011-03-29 19:10:46 +0000 UTC]

all this explaines why I went to Team Jacob. KILL THE PIXIE!!!

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shirlytemple2 [2011-03-18 00:55:22 +0000 UTC]

i dont find edward sexy just rob p. but in eds defence most men also dont have fur all over....... and i mean all

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Anesther [2011-03-14 02:25:34 +0000 UTC]

YOU ARE MY HERO FOR THIS.

Those are the EXACT reasons why the entire saga bothered me so much. (EDWARD IS TOTALLY A STALKER! O_o)
I liked it at first and was really into it until it became a ridiculous hype and the plot fell; the MAIN thing that scared me were the Twihards that would threaten anyone who didn't like it. I actually know some people that got jumped, beaten, hit with a Bible, and all sorts of things because of the fanatics. Frightening stuff...

Personally, while ALL the characters had God-like personas, I adored the Jacob character.

OH MY GOSH, YOU SHOULD MAKE ONE FOR JACOB! -cough- I mean, y'know, if you wanna... I just love your stamps. XD
Would you mind if I posted it onto my Facebook page so people can see it? Many would get a kick out of it. :3

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eleanorsbestfriend34 [2011-03-13 05:11:34 +0000 UTC]

sorry im not startin noffin but honestly Edward is awesome i mean dont get me wrong he IS fictional but Twilight is a place created so that people can get away from reality cause lets be honest....reality bites ass. and Edward was created to be sexy duh! so theres your answer to why he was created and why people go crazy over him! so take it from someone who LOVES EDWARD TO DEATH that there are reasons for him, i am a Cullen. so i wouldnt mind u hating jacob tho

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shirlytemple2 In reply to eleanorsbestfriend34 [2011-03-18 00:58:10 +0000 UTC]

thank you!!

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eleanorsbestfriend34 In reply to shirlytemple2 [2011-03-20 23:25:43 +0000 UTC]

no problem....i stand 4 what i belive in

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shirlytemple2 In reply to eleanorsbestfriend34 [2011-03-21 00:42:56 +0000 UTC]

and i like that!

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eleanorsbestfriend34 In reply to shirlytemple2 [2011-03-22 23:33:57 +0000 UTC]

thank you

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shirlytemple2 In reply to eleanorsbestfriend34 [2011-03-23 00:38:45 +0000 UTC]

no prob

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eleanorsbestfriend34 In reply to shirlytemple2 [2011-03-25 00:00:36 +0000 UTC]

EDWARD RUELS!! just sayin

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shirlytemple2 In reply to eleanorsbestfriend34 [2011-03-25 00:26:17 +0000 UTC]

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eleanorsbestfriend34 In reply to shirlytemple2 [2011-03-25 19:50:29 +0000 UTC]

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Robstenart [2011-02-27 14:46:09 +0000 UTC]

Grrrrhhhh

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Trololoartist7890 In reply to Robstenart [2011-11-21 04:27:37 +0000 UTC]

It sucked.......really bad.

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Trololoartist7890 In reply to Trololoartist7890 [2011-11-21 04:28:25 +0000 UTC]

The movie sucked so hard that is made vamps commit suicide.

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Kelaiah [2011-01-31 21:49:15 +0000 UTC]

Awesome. And so true.

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anthonyhopkinsfan1 [2011-01-26 00:48:22 +0000 UTC]

I love this stamp! It's awesome u don't like Twilight. I thought I was the only 1!

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Pumpkintroll [2011-01-13 18:02:23 +0000 UTC]

Bella is 18 not?

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sMARIEs123 [2011-01-01 02:09:46 +0000 UTC]

nice

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animeloverperson [2010-12-21 23:28:43 +0000 UTC]

that is so true but very mean to edward fans

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LivingDeadProxy [2010-12-08 15:07:34 +0000 UTC]

i've read Twilight, and i still thought this was hilarious XD

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shadowwolf19817 [2010-12-05 21:31:23 +0000 UTC]

I hate this stamp! You disrespect the Twilight saga!

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Trololoartist7890 In reply to shadowwolf19817 [2011-11-21 04:28:52 +0000 UTC]

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heart4element In reply to shadowwolf19817 [2010-12-14 07:48:01 +0000 UTC]

you mad?

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shadowwolf19817 In reply to heart4element [2010-12-14 22:03:10 +0000 UTC]

not really. Ijust like edward cullen.

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heart4element In reply to shadowwolf19817 [2010-12-15 00:28:01 +0000 UTC]

i see, then don't comment! just that simple!

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KiGaMin [2010-11-23 23:48:31 +0000 UTC]

*adds to her collection of stamps faves*

You know what? YOU ROCK~ XD
Let's kill Edward SKullen. I mean, Edward Cullen. ^O^

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Cynicalcool [2010-10-30 02:00:22 +0000 UTC]

Team Tyler's van FTW.

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Raenafyn [2010-10-28 22:49:14 +0000 UTC]

"love is based on good-smelling blood" i didnt understand that one... and srsly, vampires arent psychics, so they shouldnt have the ability to read minds! that sucks cuz they make being psychic look stupid and i like that kinda stuff... and i didnt know he emotionally abused her, but o course i didnt read the books, or watch the movies...

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f14ace [2010-10-19 17:11:03 +0000 UTC]

And then the dragons ate Edward, Bella and Jacob. The end.

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greycanbehappy [2010-10-17 17:54:22 +0000 UTC]

Agreed. Great stamp.

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goldfin [2010-10-17 03:54:16 +0000 UTC]

INSTAFAVE

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bubblegum46 [2010-08-17 01:20:12 +0000 UTC]

luv the stamp but it should go slower

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meepers112 [2010-08-15 16:08:14 +0000 UTC]

so true

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phantomflamz [2010-07-19 21:03:54 +0000 UTC]

I totally agree . Love this.

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Taringtartar [2010-07-16 23:27:56 +0000 UTC]

I agreed with everything on this stamp.

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Soon2bNielsen [2010-07-07 23:22:58 +0000 UTC]

Ah I know I FREAKEN LOVE HIM!!! But haha I love the stamp, even though I am a TOTAL OBESSED FAN GIRL WHO LOVES THE CULLENS AND EVERYTHING ABOUT VAMPIRES, but still cool D

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KtieLove101 [2010-06-29 20:34:57 +0000 UTC]

"Lyke, omgee, Bella is so, lyke, luckee. Her boyfriend is a vampire! He sparkles, is gentle, and doesnt drink blood. I know that one day, ill have a vampire BF and hell stalk me, abuse my mind, and kill me! It'll be lyke, so awesome!"
-The girls at my school (and no, i am not one of them)

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DragonJadefire [2010-06-29 19:07:44 +0000 UTC]

Anothing Edward has aginst him. He's Meyer's perfect guy, at least that's what I've heard...

Anyways, Twilight sucks

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twilightselenacullen [2010-06-20 01:46:00 +0000 UTC]

I thought it was funny and I love edward and twilight ppl need to stop taking things so offensively lol

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