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Published: 2015-04-24 17:05:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 7395; Favourites: 76; Downloads: 0
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Description “Hey Damara,” you called out to your troll friend.

“こんにちは、私のセクシーな雌犬,” she responded.

“I was wondering if you could do me a favor,” you nervously asked.

“我々は後にセックスができる場合にのみ、” she said with a smile while nodding her head excitedly.

“I’ll take that as a yes! So, I was wondering if you could teach me Japanese, that way I can understand what you’re saying,” you proclaimed with excitement in your eyes.

“確実なこと私の雌犬” she said with a nod.

~Now I'm speaking Japanese
And you won't understand me
I'll do exactly what I please
And you won't ever catch me, catch me~

“Damara, 日本人の私に教えていただきありがとうございます,” you exclaimed with a broad smile on your face.

“もちろん、私の雌犬は、今セックスが行くことができます,” Damara said with a smirk on her face.

“W-what?! I mean 何?!,” you yelled in surprise.

“思い出し、あなたが言ったあなたは私とセックスを持っていることによって私を返済するだろう,”she seductively told you.

“I never agreed to that Damara! I-,” before you could continue your rant, Damara pulled you into a kiss to silence you. A dark blush covered your face before you slowly melted into the make out session.

“より多くの私たちはベッドに得れから来たことだったがある,” she told you before winking at your embarrassed form.

“I-I’ll me-meet you there,” you called to her before running away in embarrassment.
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Comments: 28

ArtfullyArtistic [2017-01-29 07:02:29 +0000 UTC]

Holy. shit

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t-eabean [2016-02-06 20:37:51 +0000 UTC]

Dear gog....

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raithric23 [2015-05-16 09:03:35 +0000 UTC]

Damn. She got me XD
But I doubt that I'd say 'No' if I understood her the first time

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Th3Hom3stuckG1rl [2015-05-10 21:14:59 +0000 UTC]

Damara No. (Damara Yes)

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MistressOfTheVoid [2015-04-26 06:24:37 +0000 UTC]

Damara~! U/////U

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ArrestingAries [2015-04-25 21:11:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh my goodness. Damara. Damara. This was so wonderful.

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bloom2001 [2015-04-25 02:07:14 +0000 UTC]

Translated it ...... DAMARA YOU PERV !!!

And to those who want it to be translate here is the translated story !

"Hey Damara," you called out to your troll friend.

"Hello, my sexy bitch," she responded.

"I was wondering if you could do me a favor," you nervously asked.

"We in the case that you can have sex after only," she said with a smile while nodding her head excitedly.

"I'll take that as a yes! So, I was wondering if you could teach me Japanese, that way I can understand what you're saying," you proclaimed with excitement in your eyes.

"Sure thing my bitch" she said with a nod.

~ Now I'm speaking Japanese
And you will not understand me
I'll do exactly what I please
And you will not ever catch me, catch me ~

"Damara, Thank you for teaching me Japanese," you exclaimed with a broad smile on your face.

"Of course, my female dog, you can now sex goes," Damara said with a smirk on her face.

"W-what ?! I mean what?!," You yelled in surprise.

and "remember, you will repay me by that have sex with me that you said," she seductively told you.

"I never agreed to that Damara! I-," before you could continue your rant, Damara pulled you into a kiss to silence you. A dark blush covered your face before you slowly melted into the make out session.

"Many of us than there but was to came from is obtained in bed," she told you before winking at your embarrassed form.

"I-I'll me-meet you there," you called to her before running away in embarrassment.

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Animechick1203 In reply to bloom2001 [2015-04-25 15:08:06 +0000 UTC]

Can you tell us people who don't understand what Google translate is what she said?

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bloom2001 In reply to Animechick1203 [2015-04-25 23:05:10 +0000 UTC]

Really ? Just copy what she said go to Google translate then translate it x3

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Animechick1203 In reply to bloom2001 [2015-06-16 03:08:49 +0000 UTC]

Google translate likes to screw around with me. *shrug*

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bloom2001 In reply to Animechick1203 [2015-06-17 13:24:13 +0000 UTC]

Eh ok then :3

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Animechick1203 In reply to bloom2001 [2015-06-25 04:25:52 +0000 UTC]

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sydann11 In reply to Animechick1203 [2015-04-25 20:40:21 +0000 UTC]

1. Hello my sexy bitch
2. Only if you will have sex with me
3. Sure thing my bitch
4. Damara, thanks for teaching me Japanese
5. Of course my bitch, now we can go have sex
6. What?!
7. Remember, you said that you would repay me by having sex with me
8. There's more where that came from in bed

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Animechick1203 In reply to sydann11 [2015-06-16 03:09:12 +0000 UTC]

XD Thank you very much!

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Fennikin-Girl20676 [2015-04-24 23:12:24 +0000 UTC]

Holly crap damara u got me i walked right into dat trap... gr8 story btw... i loved it!

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Jcowfish [2015-04-24 22:39:52 +0000 UTC]

Love it!
Can anyone translate the icon?

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sydann11 In reply to Jcowfish [2015-04-24 22:48:51 +0000 UTC]

As you most likely know, google translate sucks, so it won't tell you what I had originally wrote....But, since I wrote this today, I (mostly) remember what I wrote!

1. Hello my sexy bitch
2. Only if you will have sex with me
3. Sure thing my bitch
4. Damara, thanks for teaching me Japanese
5. Of course my bitch, now we can go have sex
6. What?!
7. Remember, you said that you would repay me by having sex with me
8. There's more where that came from in bed

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Jcowfish In reply to sydann11 [2015-04-25 04:16:11 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I loved it

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HatlessHatCollector [2015-04-24 17:13:49 +0000 UTC]

I died when I realized that Damara had said that she will only do Reader-chan a favor if she would have sex afterwards XD This is GR8! Thank you for making it~

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sydann11 In reply to HatlessHatCollector [2015-04-24 17:22:23 +0000 UTC]

Well, Damara brings out my inner pervert~
Ha, well, I'm glad that you like it, and that google translate didn't screw you over like it did to me XD

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HatlessHatCollector In reply to sydann11 [2015-04-24 17:27:16 +0000 UTC]

Actually, I pasted the whole story into google translate and got these lines:
"Hello, my sexy bitch,"
"We in the case that you can have sex after only,"
"Sure thing my bitch"
"Of course, my female dog, you can now sex goes,"
"remember, you will repay me by that have sex with me that you said,"
"Many of us than there but was to came from is obtained in bed,"
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I know that's not exactly what you had translated originally, but it's easy to just infer   

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sydann11 In reply to HatlessHatCollector [2015-04-24 17:36:16 +0000 UTC]

And that is why I do not like Google Translate! Hopefully its not too hard to understand what's going on...

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HatlessHatCollector In reply to sydann11 [2015-04-24 17:38:17 +0000 UTC]

I could pretty much tell what was going on before translating it (despite not being bilingual). You did a great job writing this, and for that I thank you   

ALSO I LOVE THIS SONG   

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sydann11 In reply to HatlessHatCollector [2015-04-24 17:44:33 +0000 UTC]

Aww, thanks! And, I LOVE THE SONG TOO   
I've been playing it all day   

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HatlessHatCollector In reply to sydann11 [2015-04-24 17:47:04 +0000 UTC]

YES! I actually first found it as a Homestuck MEP XD it started playing automatically and I was just liek

































yes.
But yeah I saw this story in my feed (Because I am a member of HomestuckxReader) and I just HAD to read it!

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sydann11 In reply to HatlessHatCollector [2015-04-24 17:49:18 +0000 UTC]

I saw it too! The MEP is the reason why I wrote this one shot, and why I'm in love with the song!

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HatlessHatCollector In reply to sydann11 [2015-04-24 17:50:59 +0000 UTC]

Yes! Ahah~ how I love inspiration    

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iloveonedirection999 [2015-04-24 17:12:25 +0000 UTC]

lol xD

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