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T-3000 β Skyrim: An Arrow in the Knee
Published: 2012-02-04 19:26:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 9230; Favourites: 56; Downloads: 117
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And it did"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."
The guy in the thieves guild armor is actually based on the Dragonborn (Dovahkiin) I play as in Skyrim
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*later* the guard died of bleeding out and the bandits were like: wat
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*from a distance*
*sigh*Β "It's true." *turns around to see a guard behind him* "uhh..."
Guard: "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the-"
*shoots an arrow in his knee* "knee." *finished the sentence and FUS-RO-DAHed him away*
Another Guard: "You have committed crimes against Skyrim. What say you in your defense?"
"AWW shit!"
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*faint shouting in the distance*
WULDNAHKEST *i appear and backstab the guard*
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*I stare at you. Surprised. I then come to my senses.* Thanks random Dovakiin that just murdered my arrester.
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no problem *jumps into the air and throw an explosive kunai at an incoming hoard of guards blowing them sky high*
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WHOO!! *Fires an arrow that takes down a few guards in a line* I think I should get outta here. Who knows how many guards they have?
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knowing skyrim there are infinite
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Well, more arrows for me. *sigh*Β Except for Soul Gems. My bow is enchanted withΒ 9Β secΒ Soul Trap and 28 fire damage and holds about 150 charges. Kinda sucks when you have so many enemies. Good thing I'mΒ skilled with Illusion, Alteration,Β and Destruction magic.
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*a short time later.*
Guard: You were right. I'm not popular. I'M BLOODY FAMOUS!!!
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hhaha lol XD But poor gaurd and lol those arrow to knee jokes always make me laugh XD
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Come on guard! Stop following the crowd, your better than this.
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And now you are all gonna get arrested and pay 1000 gold.
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Everytime I see someone in Skyrim I don't like... THE TEMPTATION.
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Quick question, how far have you gotten in Skyrim?
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I just finished the main plot line 
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`gratz! btw, if you don't already have the best armor in the game(I mean that scary looking demonish armor), go to the console(the ~ button) and type in "coc qasmoke" w/out the quotes. When you are done, use "coc Riverwood". Remember, only use if you don't want to play fair!
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Xbox bro XP
And no I don't have the Daedric Armor yet, but I prefer Light Armor anyway. I will get it, but just for display.
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Ah, anyways... That code I gave for you should still work in Xbox(if you don't care about legit). Also, the room has more than just the armor. You see, the company that made the game made a room with every item in the game as a test. That code teleports you to said room
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so the arrow to the knee joke is from skyrim?
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Yeah
What did you think it was from?
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basicly i didnt care because its annoying
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It's only annoying when over used (which it is)
But it's good to have an "Arrow in the Knee" joke once in awhile
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the Whiterun guards seem to do fine. they follow you across Skyrim
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