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More of these dorks

I think I've figured out that their dynamic is 'both act like the self-insert in the fanfic starring their blorbo as their partner'

You should know that Malone (the small one)'s voice sounds like this (www.youtube.com/shorts/IQbgjme… ) when he's not mimicking someone else.

(To get the joke you also should know he's supposed to be a vampire. Muppet-lookin vampire)

Also, Calamity (the tall one), grips things very, very hard. They have to have stoneware and metal goblets because he shattered all the glass ones. It could be because of his existential torment and rage at his own helplessness in the face of the enormity of the universe, or because of this (pbs.twimg.com/media/EYMPbL-U0A… )

Malone from hostlessghost

Calamity Joe from Emptyproxy

Description

More of these dorks

I think I've figured out that their dynamic is 'both act like the self-insert in the fanfic starring their blorbo as their partner'

You should know that Malone (the small one)'s voice sounds like this (www.youtube.com/shorts/IQbgjme… ) when he's not mimicking someone else.

(To get the joke you also should know he's supposed to be a vampire. Muppet-lookin vampire)

Also, Calamity (the tall one), grips things very, very hard. They have to have stoneware and metal goblets because he shattered all the glass ones. It could be because of his existential torment and rage at his own helplessness in the face of the enormity of the universe, or because of this (pbs.twimg.com/media/EYMPbL-U0A… )

Malone from hostlessghost

Calamity Joe from Emptyproxy