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TailsSlyShadowfan — 30. The Cow Song

Published: 2007-08-25 17:39:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 329; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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Description I am cow hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbeque
Yogurt, curd cream, cheese and butter's
Made from liquid from my utters

I am cow, I am cow
Hear me moo

I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh the ozone layer's thinner
From the outcome of my dinner

I am cow, I am cow
I've got gas

I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From BC to New Foundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow

I am cow, I am cow, I am cow

The Cow Song by The Arrogant Worms

Yeah I'm that much of a bitch. xD

Kezzi doesn't like cows ono

My favourite part about this comic is Gizmo.
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Comments: 6

Kezzi-Rose [2007-08-25 22:17:00 +0000 UTC]

xDDDD Gizmo looks so CUUUTE xDD

BITCH!!! D8<

xD Mooo

Srsly though, a flock of cows running at you in a dark field at night when the gate is a very long way away is NOT FUN xDDDD

*hides* Dx

YOU MAKE KEZZI LOOK SEXAY 8D

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TailsSlyShadowfan In reply to Kezzi-Rose [2007-08-25 23:14:02 +0000 UTC]

SHH. He doesn't like being called cute D:

Aren't I? xDDD

Neither is a goat eating your hair D<

..I thought it was a herd of cows. xDDDDDD

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Kezzi-Rose In reply to TailsSlyShadowfan [2007-08-26 12:47:43 +0000 UTC]

Whoops, sorreh Gizmo >D

BAD GOAT *smack* Dx

xDDDD Oh yeah! Oops...here's the girl who once said "swarm of fish" and "shoal of bees" xDDDD

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TailsSlyShadowfan In reply to Kezzi-Rose [2007-08-26 17:56:14 +0000 UTC]

Gizmo : ono

IT SCARED ME D<

xDDD Get your flocks/herds/schools/prides right D<

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Kezzi-Rose In reply to TailsSlyShadowfan [2007-08-26 20:03:17 +0000 UTC]

Should have smacked it >D Non nicely >DD

SAWREH x3 Kezzi was 'ill' when they did the basics at primary school...8D

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TailsSlyShadowfan In reply to Kezzi-Rose [2007-08-26 23:09:39 +0000 UTC]

You were probably in the woods with the squirrels. D<

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