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Side story time. (a few weeks after the cons were turned back to their full forms)

Transformers Trapped In an Elevator

Taiya- “FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME, I AM SORRY!”
Bonecrusher – “NO YOU’RE NOT, ITS YOUR FAULT!”

Okay so you are probably wondering what happened. It started out as just a normal elevator ride and turned into this mess. Bonecrusher and I were in an elevator on the Nemesis when it stalled. Okay so maybe it wasn’t so smart pressing all 52 buttons and pulling all 5 levers all at once. So you can say that it was my fault, but me I say a race of advanced beings should be able to build an elevator that is stall proof. And wouldn’t you know it; it’s just me and him on the ship at the time. Everyone else is trying to find the allspark cube (that I so conveniently hid in a lead box, in some old abandoned house, in an abandoned city. The Decepticons are so dull sometimes. They can’t remember that I had the cube all the way back in L.A, oh well, lol) Blackout contacted the ship and through the loudspeaker system and told us it would be just another 4 hours till they all got back. So we are stuck here in the elevator for FOUR HOURS.

T- “Okay so maybe I underestimated the capability of this rig, but are you just going to pout the entire time?”
B – {Still staying silent}
T- “All right, you want me to say it” …. “I, Taiya apologize for shrinking you and treating you like a baby” “Are you happy now?”
B – “I HATE BEING SHURNK”
T- “But you hate everything”
B – “THAT’S RIGHT, I HATE YOU, I HATE THIS ELEVATOR, AND IF IT WASN’T FOR BLACKOUT I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU BY NOW!”
T – “Geeze can anyone say ANGER much?”
B – {Scowling}
T – “Come on, you are acting like a problem teenager.”
B – “I hate teenagers”
T – “You are so predictable.”
B- “I AM NOT!”
T – “ARE YOU KIDDING YOU ARE AS PREDICTABLE AS FLOOD IN A MONSOON!”
B – “HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I HATE WATER”
T – “OH BROTHER, Come on! You can’t possibly hate everything?”
B- “ WELL, for your information I DO!”
T – “You like destroying things you hate don’t you?”
B – “NO.”
T – “But how can you? If you get to destroy the thing you hate then you love to see it destroyed.”
B – “Actually no, the fact I have to destroy it at all makes me hate its elimination”
T – “Oh yeah, I forgot, you even hate your leader, if it wasn’t for the fact that he can obliterate you is the reason you don’t attack him.”
B – “BUT DAMN IF I COULD!” {Holding up balled fist}
T – ‘I would be careful if I were you, talk like that will get you killed for treason.”
B – “I am not afraid. I hate fear.”
T – “It’s kind of sad you know. Nothing brings you joy. Nothing makes you smile. Nothing makes you feel like life is worth living. You have an empty life don’t you?”
B – “Empty? What do you mean by empty?”
T – “You don’t know what I mean?”
B – {Shakes head}
T – “WOW” {clears throat} “It must be a human thing, but what I mean is that you have a life that has no meaning. If all you do is hate then there is nothing in the universe that is actually WORTH hating.”
B – [Puzzled look}
T – “All of that energy for nothing, all of the emotion, and action to eliminate it, and in the end there is just more to hate. Never getting anywhere, always in the same place.”
B – {Silent and angered look}
T – “oh well, your life not mine”
B – “Well there was this one thing, if you can keep a secret?”
T – “I can keep a secret, PROMISE!” {holds up right hand}

HAHAHAHAHAHA AND YOU THOUGHT I WOULD TELL YOU WHAT IT WAS. LOL LOL LOL. NOPE GUYS this is something for later. You guys can guess if you want. But eventually Frenzy restarts the system and we get out.

Blackout – “He didn’t do anything did he?”
T – “Nope, we just talked the whole time”
Blackout – “About what? Bonecrusher hates everything.”
T – “HE SURE DOES.’
Blackout – “Well I wouldn’t want to be trapped in there with him for 4 hours”
T – “Well I wouldn’t want to do that again”
Bone – “ONE SECOND, TAIYA HERE!!” {Points down }
Blackout – “HEY SHE IS MY PET NOT YOURS!”
T – “It’s okay, one second kay?”
Blackout – “Fine, I will be in the situation room.” {looks back at bonecrusher and scowls}
Bone – {Waits for Blackout to be out of room} “You tell anyone, and I swear to Primus you will never be found alive AGAIN!”
T – “WOAH BUDDY, What do you take me for huh, a Decepticon? I keep my promises.”
Bone – “Sometimes I forget you’re human, I hate humans”
T – “Whatever dude.”

Blackout, Frenzy, Decepticons, Bonecrusher, and Nemesis © Hasbro
Taiya © Tiffany Balchunas

Description
Side story time. (a few weeks after the cons were turned back to their full forms)

Transformers Trapped In an Elevator

Taiya- “FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME, I AM SORRY!”
Bonecrusher – “NO YOU’RE NOT, ITS YOUR FAULT!”

Okay so you are probably wondering what happened. It started out as just a normal elevator ride and turned into this mess. Bonecrusher and I were in an elevator on the Nemesis when it stalled. Okay so maybe it wasn’t so smart pressing all 52 buttons and pulling all 5 levers all at once. So you can say that it was my fault, but me I say a race of advanced beings should be able to build an elevator that is stall proof. And wouldn’t you know it; it’s just me and him on the ship at the time. Everyone else is trying to find the allspark cube (that I so conveniently hid in a lead box, in some old abandoned house, in an abandoned city. The Decepticons are so dull sometimes. They can’t remember that I had the cube all the way back in L.A, oh well, lol) Blackout contacted the ship and through the loudspeaker system and told us it would be just another 4 hours till they all got back. So we are stuck here in the elevator for FOUR HOURS.

T- “Okay so maybe I underestimated the capability of this rig, but are you just going to pout the entire time?”
B – {Still staying silent}
T- “All right, you want me to say it” …. “I, Taiya apologize for shrinking you and treating you like a baby” “Are you happy now?”
B – “I HATE BEING SHURNK”
T- “But you hate everything”
B – “THAT’S RIGHT, I HATE YOU, I HATE THIS ELEVATOR, AND IF IT WASN’T FOR BLACKOUT I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU BY NOW!”
T – “Geeze can anyone say ANGER much?”
B – {Scowling}
T – “Come on, you are acting like a problem teenager.”
B – “I hate teenagers”
T – “You are so predictable.”
B- “I AM NOT!”
T – “ARE YOU KIDDING YOU ARE AS PREDICTABLE AS FLOOD IN A MONSOON!”
B – “HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I HATE WATER”
T – “OH BROTHER, Come on! You can’t possibly hate everything?”
B- “ WELL, for your information I DO!”
T – “You like destroying things you hate don’t you?”
B – “NO.”
T – “But how can you? If you get to destroy the thing you hate then you love to see it destroyed.”
B – “Actually no, the fact I have to destroy it at all makes me hate its elimination”
T – “Oh yeah, I forgot, you even hate your leader, if it wasn’t for the fact that he can obliterate you is the reason you don’t attack him.”
B – “BUT DAMN IF I COULD!” {Holding up balled fist}
T – ‘I would be careful if I were you, talk like that will get you killed for treason.”
B – “I am not afraid. I hate fear.”
T – “It’s kind of sad you know. Nothing brings you joy. Nothing makes you smile. Nothing makes you feel like life is worth living. You have an empty life don’t you?”
B – “Empty? What do you mean by empty?”
T – “You don’t know what I mean?”
B – {Shakes head}
T – “WOW” {clears throat} “It must be a human thing, but what I mean is that you have a life that has no meaning. If all you do is hate then there is nothing in the universe that is actually WORTH hating.”
B – [Puzzled look}
T – “All of that energy for nothing, all of the emotion, and action to eliminate it, and in the end there is just more to hate. Never getting anywhere, always in the same place.”
B – {Silent and angered look}
T – “oh well, your life not mine”
B – “Well there was this one thing, if you can keep a secret?”
T – “I can keep a secret, PROMISE!” {holds up right hand}

HAHAHAHAHAHA AND YOU THOUGHT I WOULD TELL YOU WHAT IT WAS. LOL LOL LOL. NOPE GUYS this is something for later. You guys can guess if you want. But eventually Frenzy restarts the system and we get out.

Blackout – “He didn’t do anything did he?”
T – “Nope, we just talked the whole time”
Blackout – “About what? Bonecrusher hates everything.”
T – “HE SURE DOES.’
Blackout – “Well I wouldn’t want to be trapped in there with him for 4 hours”
T – “Well I wouldn’t want to do that again”
Bone – “ONE SECOND, TAIYA HERE!!” {Points down }
Blackout – “HEY SHE IS MY PET NOT YOURS!”
T – “It’s okay, one second kay?”
Blackout – “Fine, I will be in the situation room.” {looks back at bonecrusher and scowls}
Bone – {Waits for Blackout to be out of room} “You tell anyone, and I swear to Primus you will never be found alive AGAIN!”
T – “WOAH BUDDY, What do you take me for huh, a Decepticon? I keep my promises.”
Bone – “Sometimes I forget you’re human, I hate humans”
T – “Whatever dude.”

Blackout, Frenzy, Decepticons, Bonecrusher, and Nemesis © Hasbro
Taiya © Tiffany Balchunas