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Among the deleted scenes that were cut from the loud house movie, this recent one is already the most infamous. Now We take a look at this lost sequence that never made it into the final film.
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It had been over a day since Lincoln was crowned duke, and he and his family were now enjoying the high life of royalty at their ancestral castle. Right now it was time for dinner, the family was all present at the dining table in the grand dining hall. There displayed before them was a huge banquet.

Lynn jr: Now this is a fine spread!

Lynn sr: it looks even better than the meals I serve back home! Still, my lynnsagna will always be top of the picks. I own my own restaurant by the way, if you’re interested in a collaboration by sending copies of these recipes over or whatever. (Hands a business card)

Angus: A father who’s proud of his son becoming the duke and a successful business owner? You never cease to amuse.

Morag: I’ll bet you have a VIP section, something I desperately need for some peace…

Luan: did you say peas? (Tries to fling some peas)

Rita: Luan no! This is our first dinner here and we don’t want to upset Lincoln now that he’s duke.

Luan: oh right, sorry. No hard feelings, your majesty of a brother.

Lincoln: None taken, A duke like me needs to grow big and strong, so I proclaim that we now feast!

The louds pile on their plates and start eating. The moment they took the first bite, it was like an avalanche of flavor. Who knew Scottish food would taste as good as it looked? And with so much to choose from like turkey, roast beef, smoked salmon, ham, fish n chips, sausage and potatoes, steak, haggis and more, this was without a doubt the best dinner they’ve ever dug into. They picked up the pace and ate more, some of the kids ate at a steady place while others ate like starving wolves.

Lincoln: Mmm, this is so good!

Luna: This is a banger and mash! Especially these bangers and mash.

Lily: yummy! (Feeds some to lela)

Lori: Tasty? my mouth is watering!

Leni: It’s like thanksgiving but without all the paper leaves!

Lynn jr: (tears the meat from a drumstick) Finally a worthy adversary of protein for my gut! Even meatball subs don’t satisfy me enough compared to this!

Lynn sr: this would be even more better with some of my cooking mixed in, remind me to introduce the castle cooks to my recipes after this.

Lola: Hey, this stuff in a meaty bowl is pretty good. What do you call this again?

Angus: Haggis.

Lola: Ooh, fancy. What’s it made of?

Angus: a savoury pudding containing sheep's pluck, heart, liver, and lungs, minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices and salt, mixed with stock, cooked while traditionally encased in the animal's stomach. though now often in an artificial casing instead.

Hearing that, Lola turned green and was about to throw up.

Lola: (dumps her haggis onto lana’s plate) here Lana, you can have mine.

Lana: Thanks! More haggis for me!

The family ate as much as they could get, filling their plates with more and more food. But some were getting very grabby like when Lynn tried to grab a fish fry from Lucy, who grabbed her hand in time to stop her.

Lucy: do that again, and I’ll stuff you in the turkey.

Lincoln meanwhile, was enjoying every moment of this even more now that he was duke. Every mouthwatering bite made him shiver with excitement. Meat juice and other substance stained his face, but that’s not a problem when he’s got monogrammed napkins to wipe with.

Lincoln: now this is a feast fit for royalty! this is so delicious, I could eat more of this and still be hungry!

Morag: Sir, that’s not possible but…wait a minute…uh, would you excuse me for a minute? I have to go check to see if dessert is ready.

But she wasn’t gonna check on dessert at all, she was improvising a cunning evil plan. If the louds do love eating a lot, then it’s more they’ll get. Once there, The castle kitchen was quiet, no one in sight. Seems the chefs had already gone out to get more stock. This was morag’s chance. Pulling out her secret weapon, a dragon scepter, she uses it to instantly materialize more food, along with twelve glowing mints. Returning to the dining room, she noticed the louds were already getting full, plus angus had left the room. This was her chance.

Lincoln: man, I’m getting full.

Lola: I couldn’t eat another scotched egg.

Luna: My belly feels tight as a drum.

Lori: I feel like I could literally explode.

Lisa: brain says keep eating, stomach says no more.

Lynn jr: well at least lela’s still thinking with her stomach. (Feeds the little dragon)

Morag: you know Louds, I just realized that the chefs made more than enough for dinner, and there’s not enough room in the fridge to store it all, so It would only be fair to make sure it doesn’t go to waste.

Lincoln: I don’t know, I’m already full…

Morag: then how about some breath mints?

Lincoln: oh. That’s better. thanks. (Takes a mint)

Lana: no thanks, I take pride in my stinky breath. (Mint shoved in)

Morag: eat it.

Everyone took a mint, even lela. At first nothing happened, but then their stomachs let out thundering roars, and their eyes glowed purple.

Lincoln: (hypnotized) that’s strange, suddenly I feel hungry again. Anyone else?

All: yes…

Lincoln: the duke and his family need more. Bring on the next course.

Morag: as you wish, my duke.

After more food was brought out, the louds immediately dove right in and started gorging. Unlike the first course, they had little to no manners as they ignored their silverware and ate like a pack of wolves, tearing meat from the bone, chugging beverages and soups, stuffing in fish and chips, potatoes, scotched eggs, haggis, deep fried candy bars, cakes, pies and muffins. grease, sauce and crumbs staining their faces and fingers, Their stomachs stretching like rubber. Even though her plan was working, Morag was a little disgusted at the family’s eating habits.

Morag: Ugh, I’ve seen pigs eat less, and with more manners too! Still, it’ll all be worth it to make these atrocious excuses of royal blood too fat to rule this place. Or better yet, pop!

The louds ate every slice, every bite and every crumb of food that was presented to them. Their cursed hunger just could not be satisfied. And while they ate, they grew fatter, clothes bursting at the seams and chairs creaking under their massive rumps. They grew fatter and fatter, but they couldn’t stop eating. Morag watched deviously as the louds became blimps reaching critical mass. But before they could grow another inch, the spell suddenly wore off and the louds snapped out of their hypnotic gorge. Only their chubby heads were shown here.

Lincoln: huh? What happened?

Leni: I had the weirdest dream where we all ate until we turned into giant bowling balls.

Lori: (looks down shocked) Leni, I don’t think that was a dream!

The family had become huge, spherical balls of fat, with pudgy limbs sticking from the sides.

Rita: what the what?!

Lola: AAAAAAAH!!! I’m a blob! My perfect figure is ruined!

Lori: Tell me about it, do you know how long it’s gonna take me to work out and lose all this weight?

Luan: I say it’s an improvement. You’ve always said bigger is better, right?

Lori: say that again and I’ll flatten you.

Luna: This is actually kinda nice. I’ve been meaning to get a timpani drum before our trip, but now i practically am one! (Plays her belly)

Lucy: this does feel nice. Maybe if I find any ghosts around here, they’ll find me easily.

Leni: and I look like one of those big teddy bears at the mall, as just as soft!

Lily: Squishy! (Wriggles out of her high chair and starts rolling around)

Rita: Well if Lily’s happy about this, this it’s ok with me. I haven’t felt this good since my freshman 15, all the times when I was pregnant with all you kids, and the time we all went to the Golden Corral on a road trip.

Lynn sr: My own cooking is filling, but not as fattening as this.

Lisa: and I thought it was near impossible to reach such a mass without suffering from stomach pains or nausea, yet I have no memory of why this happened.

Lincoln: I guess we were hungrier than we thought.

Morag: uhhh, of course you were. (Mutters “lousy cheap magic energy”.)

Lola: Hey how come lela isn’t fat?

Lana: must be dragon metabolism. (Her dragon companion snuggles her belly) awww, you like us being round?

At that moment, angus finally returns.

Angus: sorry I took so long, I was in the bathroom when the toilet got clogged so I—-CURSE ME KILTS! Your highness, What happened to you?!

Lincoln: I guess we had a little too much to eat.

Angus: all of you?! Morag, did you know about this?

Morag: well uh…the kitchen staff made more than they could take and I tried to stop them but-

Lincoln: It’s ok, I don’t mind. This duke needs a big appetite to rule loch loud after all. Plus, this feels kinda nice.

The rest of the family agrees with Lincoln. Sure this was something they didn’t expect on their trip, but just like Lincoln being crowned duke, it was surely something they will never forget. So why pass up the opportunity to stay this comfortably fat?

Angus: so you’re all ok with this? Well if that’s what you want, then who am I to judge? Besides, It’s glad to know that you all liked the castle’s cooking.

Morag: yes….liked it….(slips into the shadows)

Lincoln: there is seriously something weird going on with her. I think I’ll go check what’s up with her…right after I rest and digest.

Lynn jr: I’m gonna go try and get all this fat into sumo muscle.

Lana: me, Lily and lela are gonna roll around playing giant bowling in the courtyard.

The family rolls out of the dining hall.
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The entire sequence was cut for pacing issues and not being that important to the story.

Description
Among the deleted scenes that were cut from the loud house movie, this recent one is already the most infamous. Now We take a look at this lost sequence that never made it into the final film.
——————————
It had been over a day since Lincoln was crowned duke, and he and his family were now enjoying the high life of royalty at their ancestral castle. Right now it was time for dinner, the family was all present at the dining table in the grand dining hall. There displayed before them was a huge banquet.

Lynn jr: Now this is a fine spread!

Lynn sr: it looks even better than the meals I serve back home! Still, my lynnsagna will always be top of the picks. I own my own restaurant by the way, if you’re interested in a collaboration by sending copies of these recipes over or whatever. (Hands a business card)

Angus: A father who’s proud of his son becoming the duke and a successful business owner? You never cease to amuse.

Morag: I’ll bet you have a VIP section, something I desperately need for some peace…

Luan: did you say peas? (Tries to fling some peas)

Rita: Luan no! This is our first dinner here and we don’t want to upset Lincoln now that he’s duke.

Luan: oh right, sorry. No hard feelings, your majesty of a brother.

Lincoln: None taken, A duke like me needs to grow big and strong, so I proclaim that we now feast!

The louds pile on their plates and start eating. The moment they took the first bite, it was like an avalanche of flavor. Who knew Scottish food would taste as good as it looked? And with so much to choose from like turkey, roast beef, smoked salmon, ham, fish n chips, sausage and potatoes, steak, haggis and more, this was without a doubt the best dinner they’ve ever dug into. They picked up the pace and ate more, some of the kids ate at a steady place while others ate like starving wolves.

Lincoln: Mmm, this is so good!

Luna: This is a banger and mash! Especially these bangers and mash.

Lily: yummy! (Feeds some to lela)

Lori: Tasty? my mouth is watering!

Leni: It’s like thanksgiving but without all the paper leaves!

Lynn jr: (tears the meat from a drumstick) Finally a worthy adversary of protein for my gut! Even meatball subs don’t satisfy me enough compared to this!

Lynn sr: this would be even more better with some of my cooking mixed in, remind me to introduce the castle cooks to my recipes after this.

Lola: Hey, this stuff in a meaty bowl is pretty good. What do you call this again?

Angus: Haggis.

Lola: Ooh, fancy. What’s it made of?

Angus: a savoury pudding containing sheep's pluck, heart, liver, and lungs, minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices and salt, mixed with stock, cooked while traditionally encased in the animal's stomach. though now often in an artificial casing instead.

Hearing that, Lola turned green and was about to throw up.

Lola: (dumps her haggis onto lana’s plate) here Lana, you can have mine.

Lana: Thanks! More haggis for me!

The family ate as much as they could get, filling their plates with more and more food. But some were getting very grabby like when Lynn tried to grab a fish fry from Lucy, who grabbed her hand in time to stop her.

Lucy: do that again, and I’ll stuff you in the turkey.

Lincoln meanwhile, was enjoying every moment of this even more now that he was duke. Every mouthwatering bite made him shiver with excitement. Meat juice and other substance stained his face, but that’s not a problem when he’s got monogrammed napkins to wipe with.

Lincoln: now this is a feast fit for royalty! this is so delicious, I could eat more of this and still be hungry!

Morag: Sir, that’s not possible but…wait a minute…uh, would you excuse me for a minute? I have to go check to see if dessert is ready.

But she wasn’t gonna check on dessert at all, she was improvising a cunning evil plan. If the louds do love eating a lot, then it’s more they’ll get. Once there, The castle kitchen was quiet, no one in sight. Seems the chefs had already gone out to get more stock. This was morag’s chance. Pulling out her secret weapon, a dragon scepter, she uses it to instantly materialize more food, along with twelve glowing mints. Returning to the dining room, she noticed the louds were already getting full, plus angus had left the room. This was her chance.

Lincoln: man, I’m getting full.

Lola: I couldn’t eat another scotched egg.

Luna: My belly feels tight as a drum.

Lori: I feel like I could literally explode.

Lisa: brain says keep eating, stomach says no more.

Lynn jr: well at least lela’s still thinking with her stomach. (Feeds the little dragon)

Morag: you know Louds, I just realized that the chefs made more than enough for dinner, and there’s not enough room in the fridge to store it all, so It would only be fair to make sure it doesn’t go to waste.

Lincoln: I don’t know, I’m already full…

Morag: then how about some breath mints?

Lincoln: oh. That’s better. thanks. (Takes a mint)

Lana: no thanks, I take pride in my stinky breath. (Mint shoved in)

Morag: eat it.

Everyone took a mint, even lela. At first nothing happened, but then their stomachs let out thundering roars, and their eyes glowed purple.

Lincoln: (hypnotized) that’s strange, suddenly I feel hungry again. Anyone else?

All: yes…

Lincoln: the duke and his family need more. Bring on the next course.

Morag: as you wish, my duke.

After more food was brought out, the louds immediately dove right in and started gorging. Unlike the first course, they had little to no manners as they ignored their silverware and ate like a pack of wolves, tearing meat from the bone, chugging beverages and soups, stuffing in fish and chips, potatoes, scotched eggs, haggis, deep fried candy bars, cakes, pies and muffins. grease, sauce and crumbs staining their faces and fingers, Their stomachs stretching like rubber. Even though her plan was working, Morag was a little disgusted at the family’s eating habits.

Morag: Ugh, I’ve seen pigs eat less, and with more manners too! Still, it’ll all be worth it to make these atrocious excuses of royal blood too fat to rule this place. Or better yet, pop!

The louds ate every slice, every bite and every crumb of food that was presented to them. Their cursed hunger just could not be satisfied. And while they ate, they grew fatter, clothes bursting at the seams and chairs creaking under their massive rumps. They grew fatter and fatter, but they couldn’t stop eating. Morag watched deviously as the louds became blimps reaching critical mass. But before they could grow another inch, the spell suddenly wore off and the louds snapped out of their hypnotic gorge. Only their chubby heads were shown here.

Lincoln: huh? What happened?

Leni: I had the weirdest dream where we all ate until we turned into giant bowling balls.

Lori: (looks down shocked) Leni, I don’t think that was a dream!

The family had become huge, spherical balls of fat, with pudgy limbs sticking from the sides.

Rita: what the what?!

Lola: AAAAAAAH!!! I’m a blob! My perfect figure is ruined!

Lori: Tell me about it, do you know how long it’s gonna take me to work out and lose all this weight?

Luan: I say it’s an improvement. You’ve always said bigger is better, right?

Lori: say that again and I’ll flatten you.

Luna: This is actually kinda nice. I’ve been meaning to get a timpani drum before our trip, but now i practically am one! (Plays her belly)

Lucy: this does feel nice. Maybe if I find any ghosts around here, they’ll find me easily.

Leni: and I look like one of those big teddy bears at the mall, as just as soft!

Lily: Squishy! (Wriggles out of her high chair and starts rolling around)

Rita: Well if Lily’s happy about this, this it’s ok with me. I haven’t felt this good since my freshman 15, all the times when I was pregnant with all you kids, and the time we all went to the Golden Corral on a road trip.

Lynn sr: My own cooking is filling, but not as fattening as this.

Lisa: and I thought it was near impossible to reach such a mass without suffering from stomach pains or nausea, yet I have no memory of why this happened.

Lincoln: I guess we were hungrier than we thought.

Morag: uhhh, of course you were. (Mutters “lousy cheap magic energy”.)

Lola: Hey how come lela isn’t fat?

Lana: must be dragon metabolism. (Her dragon companion snuggles her belly) awww, you like us being round?

At that moment, angus finally returns.

Angus: sorry I took so long, I was in the bathroom when the toilet got clogged so I—-CURSE ME KILTS! Your highness, What happened to you?!

Lincoln: I guess we had a little too much to eat.

Angus: all of you?! Morag, did you know about this?

Morag: well uh…the kitchen staff made more than they could take and I tried to stop them but-

Lincoln: It’s ok, I don’t mind. This duke needs a big appetite to rule loch loud after all. Plus, this feels kinda nice.

The rest of the family agrees with Lincoln. Sure this was something they didn’t expect on their trip, but just like Lincoln being crowned duke, it was surely something they will never forget. So why pass up the opportunity to stay this comfortably fat?

Angus: so you’re all ok with this? Well if that’s what you want, then who am I to judge? Besides, It’s glad to know that you all liked the castle’s cooking.

Morag: yes….liked it….(slips into the shadows)

Lincoln: there is seriously something weird going on with her. I think I’ll go check what’s up with her…right after I rest and digest.

Lynn jr: I’m gonna go try and get all this fat into sumo muscle.

Lana: me, Lily and lela are gonna roll around playing giant bowling in the courtyard.

The family rolls out of the dining hall.
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The entire sequence was cut for pacing issues and not being that important to the story.