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This is part 6 or something but can be read in standalone, here's the first part: www.deviantart.com/tangentialg…

Princess, can I ask you a personal question?
No.
How does it feel to like men, now that you’re a girl?
I’m just going to ignore you.
Look, I know you’re grumpy because your escape attempt didn’t work. But then again, you should have guessed that getting through six armed bodyguards as a girl in a bridal dress would be a lot harder than as a man. Silly girl.
Look, you pawn, I’m tying back my ponytail. Looking feminine and regal and all. That’s what you wanted, right? Don’t toe the line.
Who’s in a murderous mood on her own wedding day? Why, it’s our favorite princess! I may be the pawn, but one day, you’ll be the—
LALALA I don’t hear you I’m tightening my corset LALALA
I want to know how it felt for you to be manhandled by half a dozen burly men. To have your mad dash interrupted by arms ten times as strong as yours, and have them wrap around your waist, and get hoisted back into the powder room kicking and screaming. We hadn’t even put your skirt on yet! It sure lacked dignity, but I’m sure you found it hot! Didn’t you? Don’t you feel a little wet?
Shut… shut up.
I won’t! This is important because it’s a bonding moment over something we can both relate to! You’ve met your future husband before, haven’t you? Prince what’s-his-name? Well, how does it feel in your crotch to imagine being his wife? You’re going to need heirs one day: how do you think that’s going to happen? What do you imagine will happen tonight when we throw you both into the marital bed? Doesn’t that idea make you blush? Don’t you feel some kind of stirring down there? It’ll be a whole new kind of bear to tackle!
No… I never asked for this! I don’t want to want to imagine that! Yet still—

Description
This is part 6 or something but can be read in standalone, here's the first part: www.deviantart.com/tangentialg…

Princess, can I ask you a personal question?
No.
How does it feel to like men, now that you’re a girl?
I’m just going to ignore you.
Look, I know you’re grumpy because your escape attempt didn’t work. But then again, you should have guessed that getting through six armed bodyguards as a girl in a bridal dress would be a lot harder than as a man. Silly girl.
Look, you pawn, I’m tying back my ponytail. Looking feminine and regal and all. That’s what you wanted, right? Don’t toe the line.
Who’s in a murderous mood on her own wedding day? Why, it’s our favorite princess! I may be the pawn, but one day, you’ll be the—
LALALA I don’t hear you I’m tightening my corset LALALA
I want to know how it felt for you to be manhandled by half a dozen burly men. To have your mad dash interrupted by arms ten times as strong as yours, and have them wrap around your waist, and get hoisted back into the powder room kicking and screaming. We hadn’t even put your skirt on yet! It sure lacked dignity, but I’m sure you found it hot! Didn’t you? Don’t you feel a little wet?
Shut… shut up.
I won’t! This is important because it’s a bonding moment over something we can both relate to! You’ve met your future husband before, haven’t you? Prince what’s-his-name? Well, how does it feel in your crotch to imagine being his wife? You’re going to need heirs one day: how do you think that’s going to happen? What do you imagine will happen tonight when we throw you both into the marital bed? Doesn’t that idea make you blush? Don’t you feel some kind of stirring down there? It’ll be a whole new kind of bear to tackle!
No… I never asked for this! I don’t want to want to imagine that! Yet still—