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What a strange night.

I tried and tried and tried to get some hooker on Apache to let me take some pics of her but she wouldn't have none of it. I even offered her $20. She was like, "Where?" I'm like, "You stand right where you are and I'll take it from my truck." You ain't coming near my fucking camera . Plus you smell. I pestered her and pestered her and asked her why are you even on the track? She started crying. She said her mom died this week and she lives with her Aunt who is a stripper at Les Girls and is her pimp. I said if you want off the streets I can give you the name of a youth minister at a church in Tempe. He can set you up with some food and a bed and help you get on your feet. Get off the fucking track. One of these guys is gonna pick you up and rape you or kill you or give you AIDS or worse. He's a cool dude and he used to be in the Manson Family but he'll get you off the street silly. But she finally told me to fuck off.

So then I hit the Circle K at Apache and the 101 and filled up and gave the homeless dude at the bus stop $5 to let me take his picture. So I shot a bunch of pics of him. While I was doing it this black guy and girl in a little car drove by me a couple times. The thought crossed my mind that maybe that this was actually that girl's pimp.

So when I left and pulled onto Apache they suddenly came up behind me and then alongside me and I slowed down so they slowed down and I looked at them and they were trying to say something, so I sped up and then they sped up. So I slammed my brakes right about where the post office is there and they shot past me and then slammed on their brakes too but then I slammed into first and came right on them, switched into second gear and started pushing their car down Apache so they tried to speed up and I slammed it into like third and spun their car completely around and took the fuck off. I turned right on McClintock, bolted past Irene's new digs and turned on the street where Four Peaks Brewery is, then I cut over to University and took it to Hardy and made my way home. Fuckers. I assume they saw my camera and all that jazz and were thinking they could rob me or whatever the fuck they were thinking. Maybe it was the girl's pimp. Don't know. I don't see any damage to my truck because it's a bit bigger than their little piece of shit. I hope I fucked their car up.

Anyway, I'm really into this shooting the homeless now. I want to shoot more. So far I have been threatened two or three times, I have been robbed once (just money though, whew!) and now I have gotten in a fucking car chase!!!!! Man what a rush.

And I have 6 days sobrierty and goddamn this bottle in front of me looks good. But I'm taking the meds again instead.

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What a strange night.

I tried and tried and tried to get some hooker on Apache to let me take some pics of her but she wouldn't have none of it. I even offered her $20. She was like, "Where?" I'm like, "You stand right where you are and I'll take it from my truck." You ain't coming near my fucking camera . Plus you smell. I pestered her and pestered her and asked her why are you even on the track? She started crying. She said her mom died this week and she lives with her Aunt who is a stripper at Les Girls and is her pimp. I said if you want off the streets I can give you the name of a youth minister at a church in Tempe. He can set you up with some food and a bed and help you get on your feet. Get off the fucking track. One of these guys is gonna pick you up and rape you or kill you or give you AIDS or worse. He's a cool dude and he used to be in the Manson Family but he'll get you off the street silly. But she finally told me to fuck off.

So then I hit the Circle K at Apache and the 101 and filled up and gave the homeless dude at the bus stop $5 to let me take his picture. So I shot a bunch of pics of him. While I was doing it this black guy and girl in a little car drove by me a couple times. The thought crossed my mind that maybe that this was actually that girl's pimp.

So when I left and pulled onto Apache they suddenly came up behind me and then alongside me and I slowed down so they slowed down and I looked at them and they were trying to say something, so I sped up and then they sped up. So I slammed my brakes right about where the post office is there and they shot past me and then slammed on their brakes too but then I slammed into first and came right on them, switched into second gear and started pushing their car down Apache so they tried to speed up and I slammed it into like third and spun their car completely around and took the fuck off. I turned right on McClintock, bolted past Irene's new digs and turned on the street where Four Peaks Brewery is, then I cut over to University and took it to Hardy and made my way home. Fuckers. I assume they saw my camera and all that jazz and were thinking they could rob me or whatever the fuck they were thinking. Maybe it was the girl's pimp. Don't know. I don't see any damage to my truck because it's a bit bigger than their little piece of shit. I hope I fucked their car up.

Anyway, I'm really into this shooting the homeless now. I want to shoot more. So far I have been threatened two or three times, I have been robbed once (just money though, whew!) and now I have gotten in a fucking car chase!!!!! Man what a rush.

And I have 6 days sobrierty and goddamn this bottle in front of me looks good. But I'm taking the meds again instead.