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Hulk vs EVERYONE!

The sudden change in the cosmos had attracted the attention of the Ego, the living planet. The great and terrible being had sensed the change in reality and began to see all of these new worlds open to him. An entire new universe was beginning to form and it was all his for the taking. He liked that a lot.

To think that Earth, always one of the greatest of challenges to his conquest of the universe, was now tainted and lost in a sea of all new worlds to claim. All new species to absorb and empower him. All new ships to swallow into himself and learn of these new technologies. Even now he could see one of them nearby. Something large and powerful. Oh how he would control is, consume it and be one step closer to-

After a blast from the Starkiller Base floating out among space Ego the living planet was no more. From within the command center of the giant planet-sized weaponized space station one of the officers confirmed Ego’s destruction. The captain, nodding, could see the results on the monitor. The feed from it was sent into the central chamber where, having full command of the Starkiller Base as his lair, Thanos sat in his makeshift throne.

The mad titan was not alone as with him was the Grandmaster, his player opponent in the great game that currently progressed given the universe’s current state. And they too were also accompanied by the recently recruited Grand Admiral Thrawn, the Chiss looking at the same monitor as Thanos to see Ego’s destruction.

“Hmp.” Thanos said after seeing the death of the living planet. “Good riddance. No matter how many universes there may be, all belong to me and me alone.”

Thrawn then spoke up and said “If I may, Lord Thanos, I should order for the base to find any other galactic threats to your cause and end them sooner than later.”

“Very well.” Thanos waved him off. “Go then.”

After Thrawn bowed and exited the Grandmaster, turning to the other monitors, stated “You seek to destroy other threats yet leave my players alone. Not the smartest of moves.”

“Careful now, En Dwi Gast.” Thanos replied, calling the Grandmaster by his true name. “Skilled as you may be don’t think to undermine my ever move.”

“Not undermine. Never. Only question.” Showing the monitor that viewed Asgard where the assembled heroes were he said “As you can see even now the heroes have acquired three of the Infinity Stones. Including the one contained within the Asgardian vaults. It seems the score is tied.”

Smirking Thanos only pointed again and retorted “The game is far from over, Grandmaster. As you shall soon see.”

When the Grandmaster looked back he was shocked to see what was happening. Even after the small skirmish the heroes had had now they had a greater, greener threat to handle: Thanos’ ace, the enraged Hulk.

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The great roar from the Hulk shook Dash and Quicksilver to their core. They almost didn’t realize that his fists were raised, ready to smash them into pudding. Quicksilver had to grab the little speedster by the arm to get him away just in time. This only seemed to anger the Hulk more as he roared again.

As both of them regrouped with the Incredibles, Scarlet Witch, and the princess and Queen of Arendelle, the mutant speedster replied “Wasn’t expect to run into him today.”

“How in the world did he even get here?” Scarlet Witch asked.

“I didn’t have the time to ask.” Quicksilver quipped.

In the sky Iron Man said “You’ve got to be kidding me! How did he get here?”

“A question we will have to enquire upon later.” Vision replied. “For now we must try to calm him.”

“I’ll try. He trusts me.” Captain America said over the calms, running out to meet Hulk while the heroes, unaware of who or what the Hulk was, tried to call him back.

“Is he crazy?” Aladdin asked. “That thing will crush him.”

“No. That big green guy is a friend.” Hawkeye was quick to say. “He just needs to calm down. You’ll see. Let Cap handle it.”

Taking his word for it the heroes stood down. They watched as Cap ran out and flagged Hulk down to gain his attention, the great green best roaring again before seeing Cap come closer.

“Easy, big fell. It’s me. Steve. You remember me, right?”

Hulk fidgeted and grunted for a moment before managing a “Ss…Steve…. Captain…”

“That’s right. Cap. We’re friends, Hulk. I know you’re scared. You’re upset. Don’t worry. You’re with friends.”

“F-Friends…” Hulk said, looking to see the others nearby.

“Yes. Friends. We can help you. I just need you to-” Before Cap could finish several shots from a blaster had fired, hitting the Hulk. “No!”

As everyone was confused as to who fired the shots Boba Fett, having been hiding since he was brought to Asgard, had found the opportunity to stir more trouble for the heroes. With the Hulk keeping them busy it would be easier for him to gain the Infinity Stones he’d seen brought here along with them. Perhaps, if he was lucky, the monster would kill Solo as well, putting another personal matter to rest.

Further angered, and possibly feeling betrayed, the Hulk gave a furious roar to Captain America before smacking him away, Cap just managing to pull his shield out in time to block the heavy fist. Upset by this, and fearing what would happen if she didn’t act, Merida pulled out another arrow from Hawkeye’s quiver and fired. It hit him on the shoulder and gave a small explosion. Instead of harming it only annoyed the Hulk as he looked towards her and everyone else nearby.

“Now you did it….” Han said with a shocked tone before Hulk came charging for them.

Merida fired a few more arrows while Han, Chewbacca, Star-Lord and Rocket Raccoon all drew their weapons and fired. Even with Ant-Man stating how that would only make him madder they didn’t relent until he was already plowing through the volley of blasts to crush them all. He was stopped when Groot managed to grab his fists, the tree-alien proving to have strength to equal Hulk enough.

“Hold him there, tree!” Drax declared. “This beast is mine! Haha!”

The brawling alien warrior charged and tackled into the Hulk, managing to knock him down. All three struggled on the ground as the two Guardians tried to subdue to the Hulk. Just as it seemed they had the upper hand the Hulk managed to grab both of them by their necks, lift them up and smack them together before tossing them aside.

“This is really bad.” Rey said upon seeing this, BB-8 beeping in agreement before the Hulk turned to see her. “On no…”

Before he could reach her Stitch had jumped onto the Hulk’s head, pulling and biting at him all over. The green beast gave annoyed grunts and roars as he tried to pull him off. Even when he had him in his hand Hulk was surprised by how strong the little alien was, managing to free himself before biting at his fingers.

Seeing this Merida commented “Wow. And I thought he was tough when he was covered in that black stuff.”

Meanwhile Cap began to hear a familiar voice as he recovered from his landing from the Hulk’s smack, he looking up to see “Spider-Man? You’re here too.”

“Yeah. Although it’s a bit of a long story.” He replied before hearing the sounds of the Hulk nearby. “That’s exactly what it sounds like, isn’t it?” he asked Cap.

As he got to his feet Cap replied “He’s too angry. And all this fighting is just making it worse.” He looked around, seeing the others like Hiro, the Jedi and Mulan, before saying “I see we have some more displaced people to deal with.”

“Not to worry.” Obi-Wan replied. “From the sounds of it we have a common problem to deal with.”

When they all looked back to where they could hear the Hulk still tangling with Stitch Ahsoka asked “What do we do?”

“The only thing we can right now.” Cap declared. “Take him down!”

**********

Deep within the Asgardian treasure vaults Darth Vader, Loki and the Stormtroopers had dealt with all the guards and defenses of the rooms easily. Thanks to Loki’s knowledge of the vault’s traps and such, along with Darth Vader’s powers, they easily advanced into the central vault where the Reality Stone was held.

Upon claiming it, careful with how he lifted and carried it with the Force, Darth Vader commented “All of this for a Stone. It doesn’t seem like much. And yet I can feel the power emanating from it. Even the Force seems to bend around it in such a way I’ve never felt.”

“Now you see why they call them Infinity Stones.” Loki smirked. They could then hear the crashing and fighting going on above them, the god of mischief commenting “Sounds like my brother’s friends and the rest of them have their hands full with Banner. We should leave before-”

A Stormtrooper walked up, interrupting Loki, and said “Uh sorry, Lord Vader. But Thanos is transmitting a message.”

Vader and Loki both looked as the trooper produced a holo-device, a small image of Thanos appearing from it as he said “Good to see you both working together.”

“Not by choice.” Vader commented. “What do you ask of now, Thanos?”

“The Grandmaster’s pawns have arrived in Asgard. And they have the final Stones. Retrieve them so I can put an end to this game.” Loki seemed to start to talk his way out of having to face the Hulk before Thanos demanded “It will be done! Or else do not think to return to my presence if you value what little life you have.”

The transmission ended before Loki asked “Well then, oh wise Lord Vader” he said in a sarcastic tone “what do you plan to do now?”

Vader was silent hearing more commotion above, before saying “Admiral Thrawn’s strategies are not lost to me. Therefore it’s simple, we shall wait to see the victory and then to us shall go the spoils.”

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The Hulk had finally managed to throw Stitch off of his head, the little blue alien flying into the air before being caught by Baymax, as per Hiro’s command. Taking the opportunity Iron Man flew in and fired several missiles to gain Hulk’s attention.

“Alright, big guys. That’s enough!” he said while arming more weapons from his armor. “Don’t make me put you on time out.”

Hulk grabbed and swatted at him as he flew overhead, eventually snagging his leg and spinning him around like a rope. When he let him go Iron Man was flying straight for one of the nearby buildings and went straight through the wall.

“Stark!” Panther called over coms. “Are you alright?”

“Yeah…” he groaned. “Starting to wish I brought the Hulkbuster armor….”

Hulk came forward before seeing something zip in front of him, Dash getting his attention with “Hey, ugly! Bet you can’t hit me.” The angered giant smashed his fist down, only for Dash to appear nearby and say “Missed me.” And again. “Missed again.” And again. “Are you even trying?”

Growing more annoyed the Hulk this time slammed his foot down, the tremor knocking Dash off his feet. Seeing the little Incredible he was about to crush him under his foot before Mr. Incredible came in, tackling the Hulk to the ground. Mrs. Incredible used her powers to stretch her arm, reaching out to grab Dash’s collar before pulling him back to where she and Violet, the Maximoff Twins, and Elsa and Anna were.

“What were you thinking?” she scolded her son. “You could’ve been killed!”

After Dash apologized Anna pointed out “I think all this fighting is getting him angrier.”

“And that’s just making him stronger.” The Scarlet Witch added. “We need a way to get him calm.”

“Would a song help?” Anna asked, everyone giving her a ‘really?’ look. “What? Calms me down.”

Violet hen asked Wanda “Can you try that mind trick thing on him? Would it work?”

Thinking on it Quicksilver then answered “It might. But it’s not a guarantee. We’d need to slow him down first. Which isn’t exactly my style.”

It was then that Elsa declared “No. It’s mine. Wait here.”

Even as Anna protested Elsa was already walking towards where Mr. Incredible and the Hulk fought, the former saying “Ha! Like to rough house, huh? Then let’s rough house!”

Despite seeming to have the upper hand with his “footballer” tactics Mr. Incredible’s strength wasn’t enough to match with the Hulk. The great angry giant eventually got the upper hand and pushed Mr. Incredible off of him before giving him a few hard punches to the face.

As he held him up by the neck, ready to crush him, Elsa had finally made her move. She began to form ice around Hulk’s feet, getting his attention. By the time he dropped Mr. Incredible, Violet making a bubble around him as he retreated for the moment, the ice was already hardening and making its way up to Hulk’s torso. He struggled while the queen of Arendelle put all her strength into freezing him solid, managing to keep his head free.

As Anna congratulated her sister and the Scarlet Witch tried to move in to deal with Hulk’s raging mind the mighty monster managed to break free too soon. A powerful flex of his muscles after another angered roar and his upper half was freed. He smashed his fists against the ice keeping his legs secured and shattered it. Quicksilver, using his speed, managed to save those nearby from being hit by sharp pieces of ice that he flung back at Hulk, jutting into his arms and shoulders when he blocked them. Of course Hulk only became more angered by this, giving his hands a thundering clap that sent the heroes falling back.

“Ah!” Anna had said while covering her ears. “I think I’m deaf!”

“What?” Dash asked, clearly having the same effect on him.

Hulk stepped closer to them and was about to strike before being hit by Captain America’s shield that whizzed through the air and struck his cheek before returning to Cao, accompanied by Spider-Man and the others, while saying “That’s enough, Hulk! Stand down!”

Hulk only answered with another roar which brought the team to counter. Spider-Man lead with a few shots to Hulk’s eyes, blinding him so that the Jedi and Mulan could move in. As per Cap’s ordered the Jedi agreed any cuts they would make with their lightsabers wouldn’t remove any limbs, just enough to leave scares that would hopefully slow Hulk down. They and Mulan proved their nimble skills and training as they ducked and dodged his strikes while delivering one cut after another. He bled green blood from every cut they made before, after enough times, he fell to his knees.

“I think that did it!” Mulan said, seeing him down. Then, to hers and the shock of the others, the cuts began to heal thanks to Hulk’s powers, he looking at them angered. “Maybe not…”

He roared and smacked them all away with Ahsoka landing nearest to him. The Hulk saw her as she tried to crawl for one of her fallen lightsabers before he reached down, grabbing her leg and pulling her back towards him. Now with her close enough he lifted his foot, ready to bring it down and squash her like a bug, the young Jedi only resorting to covering herself with her arms.

Before Hulk’s foot could drop something stopped him. He struggled as he was confused, Ahsoka seeing that he was being held back by the Force. When she looked she saw it wasn’t Obi-Wan, since he was still recovering. It’s then she turned the other way to see…

“Master Yoda!?!”

The little green alien Jedi Master had indeed appeared on the battlefield. With both arms stretched out he was using the Force to halt Hulk’s foot as much as he could. Even the smallest of Jedi Yoda proved to have such a mastery of the Force to hold back the monster’s foot, eventually blasting him away with a powerful Force push.

When they recovered Ahsoka and Obi-Wan ran over to meet him, he seeing them and smiling “Good to see you, Padawan Ahsoka. Master Kenobi. A long time it has been.”

“Long time?” Ahsoka asked. “We spoke with you only a week ago.”

Hearing this he hummed with interest, simply saying “Yes.” Suddenly the little flying light of a fairy appeared in front of Obi-Wan and Ahsoka, Yoda smiling “My friend, Tinkerbell, she is. Happy to meet you she says.”

In time all of the other heroes had arrived on the scene. From the Avengers to Han and Chewbacca, the Guardians of the Galaxy, Elsa and Anna, the Incredibles, Aladdin and Jasmine, the Maximoff Twins, even Stitch who was still riding on Baymax’s shoulder. All regrouped and, in some cases, were glad to see the other; Han saying how glad Jedi were here to clean up the mess while Spider-Man was practically gushing over standing side-by-side with the Avengers and the Guardians of the Galaxy.

The sudden roar of the Hulk in the distance gained everyone’s attention, Mr. Incredible saying “Let’s save all the introductions for later.”

“Agreed.” Han replied. “Does anyone have a plan for stopping that thing?”

“I might.” Spidey said, all attention to him now. Feeling a little pressure he explained “Sue Storm did something where she put a bubble around his head and suffocated him until he passed out.”

“I can do that.” Violet suggested. “I’d need to get close.”

“No way. It’s too dangerous.” Mr. Incredible protested.

She then replied “Don’t worry, dad. He won’t see me coming.”

He agreed to which Captain America then said “You’ll still need cover. Which means we’re going to have to distract him.” He then looked and said “Vision. Feel like joining in.”

The android nodded before handing the Soul Stone to Aladdin careful while saying “Be careful not to lose this.” He then asked “What do you need me to do, Captain Rogers?”

“Condense your body. Make it as tough and solid as possible. Keep him busy and then we’ll try to hold him down for her to move in.” He nodded at Violet. “Everyone got that?”

He looked around as everyone nodded or gave some sort of agreement. Star-Lord had even said how he would follow his lead since he still wasn’t sure what was going on, to which Han Solo had added he knew exactly what he meant. With that Cap turned to lead the charge after seeing the Hulk stomping his way back towards the heroes.

“Alright, everyone LET’S MOVE!” he called as they rushed forward into the fray of battle.

**********

Thor had finally been dug out from the rubble he had fallen into during his early attempts to fight the Hulk. He groaned as he was brought back to his feet by Sif and Balder. He tried to shake off the unbalanced feeling in his head while asking what had happened.

“It’s the Avengers.” Sif told him, bringing some hope to his face. “They arrived with….others. They’re fighting the Hulk even now.”

Looking towards the battlefield and hearing the Hulk roars in the distance he said “I need to help them!”

Before he went off a guard had arrived, saying “Sire, look! I found it near where the Hulk attacked you.” Revealing the Power Stone in his hands. When Balder questioned how it could have come here the guard explained “When those others arrived they appeared in a flash. Perhaps they brought it with them.”

“Good work.” Thor had said to him. “Take it to the vaults where it will be safe.”

“I can’t sire. The vault’s been attacked.” Hearing this Thor and the others looked worried as he explained “In the confusion someone broke in. All the guards are dead. They might still be inside.”

“They must be after the other Infinity Stone!” Sif realized. She looked to Thor and said “Go. Help your friends. We’ll handle the intruders.”

Thor nodded before saying to the guard “Take the Stone somewhere safe.”

As he nodded the guard watched as Thor, Sif and Balder all left, a sudden devious grin on his face as he walked away while saying “Don’t worry. It’ll be safe with me.”

Just as he finished his guise disappeared as Loki laughed under his breath before returning to Darth Vader and the others, the Power Stone now another claim for their victory. They placed both Infinity Stones in separate containers, as per Loki’s warning not to have them too close to each other so soon. With two of the stone Loki questioned how they would gain the last one.

“Do not worry.” Darth Vader replied. “I sense that it may be in our possession soon.”

His connection to the Force served him well as not too far away, while most of the heroes were battling with the Hulk, Boba Fett had seen a fortuitous opportunity. Now that the Soul Stone was so close and with everyone’s attention away from where he was hiding he began to make his move to deal with Aladdin before taking the Stone for himself.

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The combined efforts of the heroic assembled team proved to be more effective than Captain America had given the unknown heroes credit for. While having faith in his own team and the Guardians of the Galaxy and the Maximoff’s, having fought with them before, there was hesitation to see how well these other heroes would do in battle. He was thankfully surprised by how well they had acted together and worked off each other in some cases against the savagery of the Hulk.

As per Cap’s orders Vision had condensed his matter into the most solid and dense state possible. Flying in at Hulk and hitting him like a cannon ball made out of pure titanium. It sent the big green monster flying back which gave time for the others to jump in, starting with Quicksilver and Dash. The two zipped around Hulk at their top speeds, dizzying him long enough for Groot and Mrs. Incredible to jump in, the former using his branches to wrap up the Hulk while the later used her abilities to entangle him in her own body.

As the speedsters Hulk struggled against the two, Mrs. Incredible indicating they would need more to hold him. Drax and Mr. Incredible stepped in, the two quick to run up and give the Hulk a good hit to the gut, making him fall to his knees. Taking the chance Elsa used her powers and summoned ice to freeze his hands and feet to the ground. Even as the Hulk continued to struggle Drax, Incredible, Baymax and Captain America all piled onto the Hulk to hold him down. It was only then that Violet, making herself visible, contained his head within a bubble that he began to bash against the ground.

“He’s….fighting back….” She struggled to focus. “Can’t hold him….forever….”

“Try to calm him, now!” Cap called, Scarlet Witch and the Jedi all nodding before stepping in.

Through the combined efforts of mutant magic and the Force taking effect they all tried to calm the Hulk’s raging mind. The trained Jedi and Wanda’s mutant abilities tapped into what felt like a cage holding the most hostile creature to ever come into existence.

“He’s mind….is wild!” Obi-Wan struggled. “He’s not….calming down.”

“Keep trying!” Ahsoka managed as she and Yoda helped as well.

It was then from above they all heard “STAND BACK!” looking up to see Thor summoning a swirl of dark, thundering clouds from his hammer swinging in the air.

On Cap’s command everyone moved away from the Hulk, the angered creature needing to regain himself from the near beating he took. By the time he looked up Thor, with all his strength, summoned the most powerful bolt of lightning he could and fired it, consuming the Hulk in a blinding, booming flash that every one of the heroes nearby ducked or huddled from.

As everyone recovered they all looked as Thor, descending from above, looked down at the spot to see the Hulk was gone. Sitting in the crater was the passed out form of Bruce Banner, sleeping but safe. Seeing it most of the heroes cheered or congratulated themselves, some like the Incredibles joining in a group hug for relief to see that no one had died in the process.

Cap had come up to those like Obi-Wan, Yoda and even Elsa and the Incredibles while saying “Good work back there from all of you. I take it you’re not from the same universe as me and my colorfully dressed friends but I appreciate the help nonetheless.”

“Happy to be of service.” Obi-Wan replied. “And here I was worried we would have to start fighting again. I suppose you’re all the allies that Doctor Strange fellow had told us about.”

“Yeah. He’s a friend or ours.” Falcon replied before looking around and asking “Where is he by the way? You’d think the Sorcerer Supreme would be here for something as crazy and world altering as this.”

It was then that both Spider-Man and Hiro, along with Baymax’s additions into their explanation, told of how they and Doctor Strange along with the Big Hero 6 had used the Space Stone to bring themselves and the others to Asgard, all as a means to gather as many heroes and Infinity Stones to them as possible. They also recounted how in the process Strange and the other member of Hiro’s team had become lost in the process.

Hearing all of that Black Panther guessed “Perhaps a flaw in the spell. Some unseen imbalance due to the effect Thano’s plans have had on the realities.”

A little worried Hiro asked “Does that mean my friends….? Are they…?”

“I’m sure they’re fine.” Cap assured him. “Steven Strange is a powerful wizard. If anyone can help them now it’s him. Right now we have other issues to deal with. Where is the Space Stone?”

Looking around the heroes all realized, just as Spidey did, “Uh-oh. I, uh, hehehe, might have dropped it when the commotion with the Hulk happened.”

It was then Dash realized the same had happened when he grabbed the Power Stone. To try and assure them Ant-Man pointed out they still had the Soul Stone, only to look and realize Aladdin was missing. It didn’t take long for the heroes to discover him beaten and tied to a post nearby with a note reading “Thanks” written on it.

“Damn.” Han said under his breath. “Now what?”

The sound of the Star Destroyer leaving had given enough indication to the heroes: they’d just lost the Stones, the game, and the chance of any of this being fixed.