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Name: Short Shorts "Shorty" DeBrideAge: Looks to be in her late teens-early twenties.
Gender: Female
Species: Angel
Sin: Gluttony
Sexuality: We don't even know; bicurious.
Height: 5'4''
Weapon: Cameltoe; Rifle Gun
Personality:
- Typical Valley-Girl stereotype
- Ditzy
- Spontaneous
- Rebellious
- Loud - mouth
Bio:
Shorty wasn't a real good angel. Or maybe she was?? It was always a bit weird for her. She was a nice gal, don't get me wrong, and she means well! But she had many weird influences around her, especially in high school years.
The angels were very nice, and she was always a bit on the shy end. She couldn't help it- the higher ranks always made her embarrassed! She always felt she wasn't exactly worthy of their praise, so it felt natural to stray away from them out of sheer embarrassment. And then, well, the girl accidentally found herself meeting up with some sinners on the way..! You see, this is where the bad influences come in!
At the time, they would mostly dabble into the thought of sinning, and Shorty enjoyed their stories and just.. thought they were more fun than the other angels. Everyone was so uptight and serious about their holy origins, and these guys were just out and about having a fucking blast, wow.
After highschool, she grew some bad kleptomaniac tendencies. She would steal from others and either kept them for herself, or gave to her close friends. It was able to work out for her smoothly because dang, she was really smart about it? And, in her view, she did it mostly to help her friends out if they needed something, so nothing bad, right??
She fell into the sin, Gluttony, but not through her friends! Surprise, surprise. It was after she had met with her sister's new boyfriend.
The angel found out that he would keep a big stash of alcohol in his house, and she wasn't too sure why? Maybe it was for during prayer nonsense or maybe he was a bartender, she really didn't know? It wasn't her business or her boyfriend to worry about. Alas, she still had gotten curious about it! So, she stole a few bottles.
Later, she found out that she felt much more better with alcohol. It was so much fun being drunk than having to deal with Heaven's shit, and her friends seemed to enjoy her much, much more?? Plus, fuck, alcohol was the shit, she couldn't get enough of it. Unfortunately, she wasn't as smart about hiding her addiction like she was with her stealing.
That's how her and her sister got kicked out of the clouds.
Shorty still drinks to this day and is loving life at Daten. She tries to get her fair share of coins, but those matters is usually tended by her older sister..
At least, she believes so..?
Extra:
- Transformation song; Boomerang - Akon ft. Pitbull & Jermaine Dupri
- Shorty is an obvious parody character of a certain girl from Homestuck
- She's constantly drunk and slurs her speech a lot, to the point where she refers to herself as Shawty and corrects herself
- She's actually really fucking intelligent when sober
- She also doesn't enjoy phallic talk or cussing while sober, oops,,
- Shorty has a fetish towards wizards and vampires, anything of the fantasy species type
- She is related to Kitten .
- She believes that Kitten still lives with her, when in fact, she doesn't.. She isn't aware of this while drunk. She is, however, VERY aware of it while sober.
{if you want to interact } Pesterchum: cameltoeGargler
PSG - Gainax
Character (Shorty), Art - =TechyTechy
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Comments: 30
TECHYTECHYY In reply to jesuswithbazookaz79 [2015-05-25 13:35:10 +0000 UTC]
sir she is happily married to a man named jack daniels, please
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artadorkable [2015-04-25 06:38:55 +0000 UTC]
It's a perfect oc I mean shorts and shotgun are very alikeπ
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Lazza-pan [2015-02-04 23:46:06 +0000 UTC]
What does lust,gluttony etc. sins mean? I don't know.
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TECHYTECHYY In reply to Lazza-pan [2015-02-05 03:08:21 +0000 UTC]
google probably knows.
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doubleZ129 [2014-12-19 18:32:15 +0000 UTC]
She looks amazing!
Can you draw my character like that too?
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TECHYTECHYY In reply to doubleZ129 [2014-12-20 17:47:07 +0000 UTC]
for money, probably.
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doubleZ129 In reply to TECHYTECHYY [2014-12-20 23:44:19 +0000 UTC]
ohhh......
I don't have any.
Nevermind
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Waffliciou5 [2014-07-05 19:20:18 +0000 UTC]
OMG IF ROXY WAS IN PASWG THIS WOULD BE TOATS HER!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!! X3 If you can't tell Roxy is one of my favorite HS characters heehee, <3
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SlyChibi [2013-04-22 22:33:27 +0000 UTC]
Ohgod this character is just adorable. ;w;
I love the pink outline to her hair as opposed to it being yellow/orange, it really makes the gradiented colors stand out more. <3
You did a lovely job on the sunglasses lenses as well~
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staplesponge [2013-04-22 21:38:15 +0000 UTC]
I know what I'd say if she was after me: "For shame, hunting a ghost with an elephant gun. Why don't you go shoot yourself an elephant?"
I never really understood the whole "relations" thing in the series. Wouldn't they all be brothers and sisters, being all children of God? Or were they human once?
Everything about this design is fantastic, TT always seems to be the best in this area. The feet are a very nice touch!
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TECHYTECHYY In reply to staplesponge [2013-04-22 21:48:23 +0000 UTC]
WhAT IF IT WAS AN ELEPHANT GHOST.
THAT SHIT IS FRIGHTENING, DOG.
I must remind you that they also change their undergarments and clothing articles into useable weapons! And can change other relatable items into different variations of said signature weapon. And our God is a pair of legs.
So the relations are probably the least of our worries. xD
But that's all for the headcanon, I would guess. uvu
And thank you so much !! ;v; Blushy blushy.
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McMattycakes [2013-04-22 19:38:04 +0000 UTC]
Crap, sorry for the triple post. Connectivity issues
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McMattycakes [2013-04-22 19:37:02 +0000 UTC]
Augh, her redesign is absolutely stunning xD honestly one of my favourite angel OC's. Well done
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TECHYTECHYY In reply to McMattycakes [2013-04-22 21:48:58 +0000 UTC]
oH GEEZ, FAVORITES???? MATTY YOU FLUSTER ME YOU SLY DOG YOU, PLEASE. u,v,u
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McMattycakes In reply to TECHYTECHYY [2013-04-23 00:29:50 +0000 UTC]
Sorry, I couldn't help them. They are just so beautiful, that in all the alternate parallel universes, I favorited them as well, but the results only show in this universe. It's quite logicaland not as confusing as you think about it :U You know, simple stuff.
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ZakuTaku [2013-04-22 04:13:02 +0000 UTC]
Augh. Shorty, bby. So many changes, yet so FUCKING cute. Gah, that pink lemonade hair will be the death of me '3'
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TECHYTECHYY In reply to ZakuTaku [2013-04-22 21:50:59 +0000 UTC]
aH
gOSH ;3;
THANK YOU <333
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