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TehMomo ā Commision:How to Kill Yourself
Published: 2007-05-14 02:24:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 634; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 10
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A guy in my PE class asked me to design a T-shirt for him that featured his instructions on how to kill oneself.The result: something that resembles Keith Herring on crack.
Well, at least Iām getting paid. >_>
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very USEFUL steps
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Step 2: Run around and scream.
Step 3: Realize you can't scream, let alone talk or breathe, all that well anymore.
Step 4: Get seized with desperate longing to live.
Step 5: Stagger towards the room with the phone, grasping your throat in a pitiful attempt to stop the bleeding.
Step 6: Collapse on top of the phone, fingers still twitching in a last futile attempt to dial 911.
Step 7: Congratulations! You are now successfully dead! If you're not completely satisfied with your afterlife status, call the toll-free number on the back of the package and we'll see what we can do. :3
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oh thats not fair.. no one asks me for shirt designs... no one pays me to draw shit....
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*chugs red Hawaiian Punch in celebration*
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