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He asks his buddies to call him Bobert—TOTALLY NOT ROBERT. He’s an english major who works minimum wage at Urban Outfitters. During cigarette breaks, he looks longingly at the Sephora across the street, wishing for that perfect shade of red lipstick.
Bobert thinks Disintegration is the best album ever. Second best is Bathory’s Hammerheart. Sometimes Mr. Bobert gets sad when his roommate Josh makes fun of his writing.

Description

He asks his buddies to call him Bobert—TOTALLY NOT ROBERT. He’s an english major who works minimum wage at Urban Outfitters. During cigarette breaks, he looks longingly at the Sephora across the street, wishing for that perfect shade of red lipstick.
Bobert thinks Disintegration is the best album ever. Second best is Bathory’s Hammerheart. Sometimes Mr. Bobert gets sad when his roommate Josh makes fun of his writing.