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Published: 2019-07-19 15:47:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 1378; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 0
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(later at the house)
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(Morty was still crying)
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(there was a knock on the door)
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(Morty opens it)
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(a patty came in)
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(He hugs it, cue montage)
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(he wakes up)
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βIβve got to get my hands on a krabby patty!β
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morty: and no ones gonna stop me! (runs then tiptoes near ricks room and runs again and went to the krusty krab)
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βThere It is!β
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(he walks to the vault and opens it)
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"HOLY SHRIMP!"
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morty: I don't know where to start! all that matters that its just you and me, and nobody-
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Rick: Morty? is that you?
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morty: rick! uh! what are you doing here? (hides the patty)
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Rick:Β Β I always come to work at 3:00 A.M. This is when I count the sesame seeds.Β [takes off his green hat]Β What are you doing here?
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morty: um I um! [sweats]
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Rick:Β And why is the patty vault open?
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morty: I um....!
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Rick:Β And why are you holding a patty behind your back?
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morty: no! I didn't! I-
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"And why are you acting so nervous? And why are you sweating so much? And why do you look so hungry? And...Β [grins]"
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morty: no no wait! its not what you think! this is a misunderstand you got to believe me I-LISTEN TO WHAT TO IM TELLING YOU! YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME RICK!! [jumps]
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"You like krabby patties, don't you, Morty?"
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morty: [sweats and slams the door] YES! YES I ADMIT IT RICK! I LOVE KRABBY PATTIES!! [eats them]
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Rick:Β I knew it all along, Morty. No one can resist a Krabby Patty!
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morty: [keeps eating them and eats like pac-man]
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"Morty! How many are you eating? Morty!"
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morty: [laughs and continues eating]
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"Morty, you can't eat all those patties at one time! Morty!"
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morty: whats gonna happen, am I gonna blow up?
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"No worse, it'll go right through your thighs!"
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morty: my thighs?
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(He appears bloated)
"And then you'll blow up!
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(In an ambulance)
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doctor: hahaha! I remember my first krabby patty!
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Β You like Krabby Patties don't you morty? Β
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Okay, let's start here:
Morty: [wakes up] What? Oh... I have got to get my hands on a Krabby Patty! And no one's gonna stop me! [runs out of his house, panting, but tiptoes past SpongeBob's house, then pants some more to the Krusty Krab, putting his face up against the door and then he walks up to the Patty Vault, wide-eyed, and opens the door to reveal hundreds and hundreds of Krabby Patties]
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Morty: HOLY SHRIMP!
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Morty: I don't know where to start. [picks up a patty] All that matters is that it's just you... and me... and nobody...
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Rick: Morty? What are you doing in here?
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Morty: [points at Rick. While pointing at him, he notices he's showing the patty in his hand and puts it behind his back again]
Rick: This is when I count the sesame seeds. [takes off his green hat] What are you doing here?
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Morty: Oh, I forgot my-
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Rick: And why is the patty vault open?
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Rick: And why are you holding a patty behind your back?
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