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ok. WE ARE STARTING!

DSPhasballsXD: Why are KyleDraws and DistortedEntity666 sitting with their backs to each other?
IanIsDaArtist: They had a fight.
DSPhasballsXD: Then why are they holding hands?
IanIsDaArtist: They get sad when they fight.

KyleDraws: Wake me up…
DistortedEntity666: Before you go go!
DSPhasballsXD: When September ends…
IanIsDaArtist: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
KyleDraws: Shit.
IanIsDaArtist: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
DSPhasballsXD: OH MY GOD DISTORTEDENTITY666 FELL OFF!!!

ok. prepare. here is the first sex one.

KyleDraws: Truth or dare?
IanIsDaArtist: Dare
KyleDraws: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
IanIsDaArtist: Hey DSPhasballsXD
DSPhasballsXD, blushing: Yeah?
IanIsDaArtist: Could you move? I’m trying to get to DistortedEntity666

[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]
KyleDraws: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake
IanIsDaArtist: You're in a prison cell
DSPhasballsXD: You did great. Well, I got a 10-
IanIsDaArtist: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3
DistortedEntity666: I got a 1!
IanIsDaArtist: You're in... a cube-shaped place.

NOW TO THE SIX!

KyleDraws: We need to distract these guys
IanIsDaArtist: Leave it to me
IanIsDaArtist: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
DSPhasballsXD, DistortedEntity666, and ToppyDreemur: *Immediately begin arguing*
SkyFnffan, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

KyleDraws: Dumbest scar stories, go!
IanIsDaArtist: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
DSPhasballsXD: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
DistortedEntity666: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
ToppyDreemur: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
SkyFnffan:
SkyFnffan: I have emotional scars.

KyleDraws: Rules are made to be broken.
IanIsDaArtist: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
DSPhasballsXD: Uh, piñatas.
DistortedEntity666: Glow sticks.
ToppyDreemur: Karate boards.
SkyFnffan: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
KyleDraws: Rules.
IanIsDaArtist:

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
KyleDraws: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
IanIsDaArtist: ...I did. I broke it.
KyleDraws: No. No you didn't. DSPhasballsXD?
DSPhasballsXD: Don't look at me. Look at DistortedEntity666.
DistortedEntity666: What?! I didn't break it.
DSPhasballsXD: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
DistortedEntity666: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
DSPhasballsXD: Suspicious.
DistortedEntity666: No, it's not!
ToppyDreemur: If it matters, probably not, but SkyFnffan was the last one to use it.
SkyFnffan: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
ToppyDreemur: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
SkyFnffan: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, ToppyDreemur!
IanIsDaArtist: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, KyleDraws.
KyleDraws: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
ToppyDreemur: KyleDraws... DSPhasballsXD's been awfully quiet.
DSPhasballsXD: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
KyleDraws, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
KyleDraws: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
KyleDraws:
KyleDraws: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

KyleDraws: Time for plan G.
IanIsDaArtist: Don’t you mean plan B?
KyleDraws: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
DSPhasballsXD: What about plan D?
KyleDraws: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
DistortedEntity666: What about plan E?
KyleDraws: I’m hoping not to use it. ToppyDreemur dies in plan E.
SkyFnffan: I like plan E.

AND FINALLY

*The squad is over at KyleDraws's house*
IanIsDaArtist: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
KyleDraws: ... N-No...
KyleDraws, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
IanIsDaArtist, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
DSPhasballsXD: I see a-
KyleDraws, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
IanIsDaArtist: Oh, well I-
KyleDraws: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
KyleDraws, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
DistortedEntity666: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
ToppyDreemur: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
KyleDraws: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
KyleDraws: I am someone who owns four ovens...
KyleDraws, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
KyleDraws: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
SkyFnffan, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
KyleDraws:
IanIsDaArtist: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
KyleDraws:
KyleDraws, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

Description
ok. WE ARE STARTING!

DSPhasballsXD: Why are KyleDraws and DistortedEntity666 sitting with their backs to each other?
IanIsDaArtist: They had a fight.
DSPhasballsXD: Then why are they holding hands?
IanIsDaArtist: They get sad when they fight.

KyleDraws: Wake me up…
DistortedEntity666: Before you go go!
DSPhasballsXD: When September ends…
IanIsDaArtist: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
KyleDraws: Shit.
IanIsDaArtist: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
DSPhasballsXD: OH MY GOD DISTORTEDENTITY666 FELL OFF!!!

ok. prepare. here is the first sex one.

KyleDraws: Truth or dare?
IanIsDaArtist: Dare
KyleDraws: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
IanIsDaArtist: Hey DSPhasballsXD
DSPhasballsXD, blushing: Yeah?
IanIsDaArtist: Could you move? I’m trying to get to DistortedEntity666

[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]
KyleDraws: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake
IanIsDaArtist: You're in a prison cell
DSPhasballsXD: You did great. Well, I got a 10-
IanIsDaArtist: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3
DistortedEntity666: I got a 1!
IanIsDaArtist: You're in... a cube-shaped place.

NOW TO THE SIX!

KyleDraws: We need to distract these guys
IanIsDaArtist: Leave it to me
IanIsDaArtist: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
DSPhasballsXD, DistortedEntity666, and ToppyDreemur: *Immediately begin arguing*
SkyFnffan, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

KyleDraws: Dumbest scar stories, go!
IanIsDaArtist: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
DSPhasballsXD: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
DistortedEntity666: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
ToppyDreemur: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
SkyFnffan:
SkyFnffan: I have emotional scars.

KyleDraws: Rules are made to be broken.
IanIsDaArtist: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
DSPhasballsXD: Uh, piñatas.
DistortedEntity666: Glow sticks.
ToppyDreemur: Karate boards.
SkyFnffan: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
KyleDraws: Rules.
IanIsDaArtist:

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
KyleDraws: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
IanIsDaArtist: ...I did. I broke it.
KyleDraws: No. No you didn't. DSPhasballsXD?
DSPhasballsXD: Don't look at me. Look at DistortedEntity666.
DistortedEntity666: What?! I didn't break it.
DSPhasballsXD: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
DistortedEntity666: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
DSPhasballsXD: Suspicious.
DistortedEntity666: No, it's not!
ToppyDreemur: If it matters, probably not, but SkyFnffan was the last one to use it.
SkyFnffan: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
ToppyDreemur: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
SkyFnffan: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, ToppyDreemur!
IanIsDaArtist: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, KyleDraws.
KyleDraws: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
ToppyDreemur: KyleDraws... DSPhasballsXD's been awfully quiet.
DSPhasballsXD: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
KyleDraws, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
KyleDraws: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
KyleDraws:
KyleDraws: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

KyleDraws: Time for plan G.
IanIsDaArtist: Don’t you mean plan B?
KyleDraws: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
DSPhasballsXD: What about plan D?
KyleDraws: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
DistortedEntity666: What about plan E?
KyleDraws: I’m hoping not to use it. ToppyDreemur dies in plan E.
SkyFnffan: I like plan E.

AND FINALLY

*The squad is over at KyleDraws's house*
IanIsDaArtist: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
KyleDraws: ... N-No...
KyleDraws, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
IanIsDaArtist, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
DSPhasballsXD: I see a-
KyleDraws, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
IanIsDaArtist: Oh, well I-
KyleDraws: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
KyleDraws, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
DistortedEntity666: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
ToppyDreemur: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
KyleDraws: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
KyleDraws: I am someone who owns four ovens...
KyleDraws, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
KyleDraws: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
SkyFnffan, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
KyleDraws:
IanIsDaArtist: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
KyleDraws:
KyleDraws, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS