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Published: 2018-12-24 10:46:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 916; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 2
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You will witness what happens here today and you will tell of it later, Except you won't BECAUSE I'LL HAVE KILLED YAH!!!!
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Oh my, Brilliant speech. And unoriginal. That's totally from "Boondock Saints"
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What!? No! i came up with it about a week a go!
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Whatever. We're here for the vampire.
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The only one left here is your sorry pale ass.
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boobs:
Yeah, yeah, give me a minute. So what do you want anyway? The nearest elementary school is at least 10 kilometers away.
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It is your corrupter claim, It is your evil that will be sought by me with every breath!
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Boondock.......Saints. Seriously, you must watch that movie religiously. >
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Ugh you know what, Fuck it. Knife.
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Knife? *dying noises*
Seras: MASTER!
BOOM *gunshot* Headshot!
Well, now that that's over, how about we go back to my place for a bowl of my favorite cereal "Count Choc--"
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DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!
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Well now that that's over, how about we head back to mu place for a bowl of my favourite cereal, Franken be- Oh SON OF A PROTESTANT WHORE!!! Well you know what time it is. (RAPE)
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See? This kind of shit is why i stopped going to church.
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Poliiiiiiice girl, POLIiiiiiice giiiirrrl. You are reading your masters Miiiiind, Put my head between your BOOOOOOOOOBs.
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Now I'm all alone.... the only one I had left was you.
*hugs head*
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VERRRY GOOOOD. Now the next thing i want you to do is, put me between your LEEEEGSS. (Knife thrown.) GOD DAMN IT!
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It's a shame for you to lost your head. A careless vampire who wound up dead. You wore your sin like it was some kind of price. Too many lies... too many lies.
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What do i do? I, i could try seducing him. wait, i'm not an 8 year old boy. SHIT!
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Say your prayers, wee lass.
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That girl belongs to me.
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Well, aren't you the naughty one.
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Don't make me shout you in the fucking head.
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What the hell do, you want you crazy Protestant bastard?
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Call yourself whatever you want, you crazy Protestant bastard.
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You do realise that this is a grave violation of our agreement.
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And what part would that be?
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The part why you're here! Killing my men.
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*kills her men* I have no idea what you're on about! I'm just here doin' my job. Killin' vampires, an' werewolves, an' leprechauns.
I never actually found one, but do ya think if I cut one open with ma knife, it would spill out lucky charms?!
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Just shut up! Where the hell is Alucard!
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Oh him? I killed him!
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Cut off his bloody head!
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Oh, well that's step one. what about 2 through 10?
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(Reforms) You done goofed.
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How the blood-soaked protestant hell did you do that?!
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You know what? I've had enough of this. to hell with all you dirty heathens! *teleports with bible*
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Eat me! Don't forget to write!
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Oh.....oh my God.... We survived
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Do i get to go after him?
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No, and that's final! We've got bigger things to worry about. Whoever's behind these vampire attacks, it has to be some kind of large organised group.
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