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Published: 2011-04-16 13:18:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 10536; Favourites: 157; Downloads: 98
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READ DESCRIPTION PLEASE :I looked at the list and realize that I really wanted to do a Kushina one
. So here it is. I know, it's not in the order that I put since she's almost at the end but...m'yeah I just wanted to do it UxU"...Wanted to "make" Minato again 
.I also wanted to make naruto's parents talk a little, because we don't see much of them...so here they are. I don't think I made a mistake when I say that Naruto's not born yet while Kiba, Choji, Sakura, Ino and Shikamaru are...Because Naruto's born in october, and the other before. I wanted to make more comment with Sas'ke and Itachi's parents but..oh well..I forgot. I'll do some more later.
This one is a little short because I don't have much time today BUT I'll do another one of Kushina soon ^^.
So yeah. Here it is. Hope you like my bad humor x_x.
THIS IS REALLY BAD BECAUSE I DIDN'T PUT TIME IN IT AT ALL !! I had to go and...well...I kind of mess it up...especially the end...And I forgot a lot of things...So sorry.
HERE'S PART 2 : [link]
KAKASHI'S FACEBOOK HERE : [link]
NARUTO'S FACEBOOK I HERE : [link]
NARUTO'S FACEBOOK II HERE : [link]
TOBI'S FACEBOOK HERE : [link]
YAMATO'S FACEBOOK HERE : [link]
MINATO'S FACEBOOK : [link]
KONAN'S FACEBOOK : [link]
HINATA'S FACEBOOK : [link]
DEIDARA'S FACEBOOK : [link]
ANKO'S FACEBOOK : [link]
SAI'S FACEBOOK : [link]
GAARA'S FACEBOOK : [link]
SHIKAMARU'S FACEBOOK : [link]
ITACHI'S FACEBOOK : [link]
JIRAYA'S FACEBOOK : [link]
HIDAN'S FACEBOOK : [link]
NEJI'S FACEBOOK : [link]
SASUKE'S FACEBOOK : [link]
LEE'S FACEBOOK : [link]
TSUNADE'S FACEBOOK : [link]
ALL OF THE FACEBOOK STUFFS ARE MADE BY ME AND ONLY ME !! THOSE AREN'T ROLE PLAYERS. It's made with a software/website however you want to call it. Here we go. Now you know. It's kind of annoy me really bad when people think it's "just" a screenshot...I actually put some time in that. Just saying.
PS : Humor CAN be art. Even if it's bad humor.
PS2 : And if your only interest is what kind of software I use...uh...I'll probably won't tell you. I said it a few times and since them I see some copy of MY work in some places (MY jokes with other characters mostly). Try to understand. Thank you.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED OF TAKING OR USING THAT "ART" !! Or if you do, ask me first. And if you use it in any way, PUT A LINK TO MY DA !! Like, seriously. Stealing other people arts is just stupid and useless..I mean, if you say that you did it, and you know you didn't..Where's the pride? The happiness that your art is enjoyed by people? That they like it? Anyway.
ALL NARUTO'S CHARACTER BELONG TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO.
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Comments: 119
I'm sorry, it's been so long since I did those things I can't remember what I was using...
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Hahahahaha "I will do the oposite of what Jiraiya-sensei told me to do" hahahahahahahahah LOL xD
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Thank you ^^. Glad you think it is 
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haha I love this && Jiraiyas so funny!
I will be the first to admit that I started having a fangirl seizure when Minato came in. -_-'
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^^' Well Minato's pretty cool/awesome/hot UxU"...But I still prefer Jiraya...Uhuh 
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Yeaah Minato gets it from his sensei~~Naruto gets it from his papa that sort of thing.
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LOL Kakashi sounds so much like sai lol with the reference to books ^_-
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Except that Sai read book that aren't freakin' porn UxU"...
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kakashi FTW!!! >_< and jiraiya's comment is so creepy!! just put the baby on the fridge!!
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You think it's creepy? ...I think it's brilliant UxU"...I'm joking 
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Jiraiya's last name: totally accurate. And I'll have to share the baby-fridge advice with my younger cousin. Just in case.
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I know right? Jiraya's one of my favorite character (R.I.P) and I think he's pretty hot...even know he's not real AND old ^^'.
This advice should be given to everyone UxU".
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To be fictional detracts not from his hotness...and he's not THAT old, at least not to an age-gap lover like me.
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Yeah you're right. And whatever, I've got a lot of "crush" on fictional characters anyway so ^^'.
That's true...and I always loved older men anyway UxU" ahah.
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It's a tragedy he can never meet his fangirls
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It is !! I'm sure he would enjoy them a lot...Nihihihi
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And finally there'd be a guy who didn't reject me!
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omg i think exactly like jiraya with the no marriage and kids stuff.... BUT only that part!
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You don't think that we should put kids in fridge? UxU"
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oh right and that, yes i do think we should put kids in the fridge too but what i meant was like how sexual jiraya is and stuff EEWWWWWWWWW!
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Oh yeah...I agree...Even if I think it's funny ^^"...But not when it comes to old people x_x.
Also, putting kids in the fridge would put an end at the problems of overpopulation of the world AND to some famine that exist...Uhuh...I know, I'm horrible.
If I get kids one day, I hope it'll be boys. Girls are terrible (I know it, I am one)...If I have girls, I'll make some place for them in my freezer...uh...Anyway. Hope nobody'll take me seriously UxU" I like bad taste jokes.
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i know right!
that is so true, it will just make everything easier! dont worry i think much worse.
thats cool but lol i dont even want kids at all coz i hate the lot of them annnnnd i dont belive in marriage O_o so um yea thats the way i think (see im much worse) xD
nah most people have a sense of humour its fiiiiiine!
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I don't believe at all in marriage, it is just an institution that is from the Middle-Age and that doesn't make any sense at all -_- we love each other so we're gonna sign a paper that prove it AND if we divorced you'll ow me money -_-...Right.
And for kids...Well...They stink, they're loud, they're annoying, they ask too much questions, they're stupid, they're ugly...I don't like them. I know I was one once but...I'm not anymore ^^'. But I can't say that I'm never gonna have one, I'm still to young. Maybe one day...Who knows
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YES thank you! someone agrees but the area i hate most has got to do with the actuall looooooove part (it actually sickens me)
every one says oh youll change youll meet so-NO NO I WILL NOT never ever! do they know how subborn i am? even though i hate children i really am the most childish outta my friends, i find myself to be a hypocrite sp? at that because i play with my transformers and just the other day i was jumping around popping bubbles.
the main thing is i hate the whole concept of love between two people and if i hate one thing it puts me off everything else related to it. i just find it really gross even though i love doggies and find them to be the best thing in the world...but not in that stupid way every human is "searching" for. HAHA i think im secretly evvvvil!!
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Yeah love is...something I'm not really interested in ^^'. It always end bad...and end. I mean, love isn't eternal...It reminds me : when someone's saying "Before, in the middle-age or even in 1800-1900 people loved each other all of their lives" well, when they had the choice of being with the one they loved yeah...But most of the time they didn't. Plus, they were dieying at like 30-40-50 so sure their love was eternal -_- since they died so young...anywayyy...That was out of the subject UxU". I still think love stories are...kind of interesting. But I'm not into it myself. And I can't know if I'll change...I'm pretty stubborn too. For sure I'll NEVER EVER marry...But I guess if "love fall on me"...Well I see. I don't date. I'm not into relationship. And...Yeah. You got my point. I'm not really childish, just weird, I'm kind of leaving in another world ^^' and I like it...even know sometimes....uh...I'm telling you my life o_O weird. I'll just shut up now. Sorry about that. Evil ? You know, the human being is evil so...
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yup!
...I THINK THAT ALSO well most of it yeah, i do agree with what your saying. well i havnt experienced that relationship crap and im glad, i dont wanna get myself into things like that and all that what not.
lol when i hear a story like that i cant stand it, its horribly cliche, corny, sappy, predictable I Hate Those Things. yeah i dunno if ill change too but i reeeeeally hope not too.
omg yeah when ever im at work im always tuned out and just completely day dreaming, i have no time for real life! xD
lol thats no problem, i always say random things about my life to people.
true true.
my god all this is from me reading jirayas comment...
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Eheh...I don't like love stories in real life, but I've got to admit that I love "false" one like in movies, manga, anime, video games, comic books...I mean I love Jiraya and Tsunade (even know they were never together UxU") and all that stuff...And I've got to admit too that I've some crush...But on fictional characters ^^'..I'm probably not the only one tho.
But in real life, this just make me think "Yeah you love each other, and one day, you'll hate each other...that would be fun if you killed each other too..." and then when it's over "told ya
Then it's ok ^^.
Ahah, I think it's funny. Just a random comment can lead to a conversation about marriage and kids...And finally about love. Nihihihi.
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yeah its just me thinking out loud, i never mean to offend anyone with my opinions hehe even though i always do...o_0
YES THAT IS SO RIGHT im worried if my friends get a boyfriend then they break up, they will say how sad they are and i definetly will say "Whel ahhhh thats why you shoulda neva..." (but i would actually find it hilarious) and then ill offend them and ill be like "ahh firetruck" but its good they know what i think about the whole thing so hopefully they wont come up to me with things like that...even though they allways piss me off with something like that.
yeah gezz why wont they think that first off!
yeah EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW XP
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...I don't care about that. I don't think out loud, I totally know what I mean and totally mean it. People don't like the truth but they need to know it sometimes nihihi...But that particularity, saying always the truth no matter what (except if it's gonna get me in trouble) make people calling me "House"...as in "Dr House" -_-...Anywayy UxU". That's not the subject -_-.
When my friends get boyfriend/girlfriend I'm telling them what I think of it...And they're used to it now. It makes me "laugh" when someone say "Love hurt me too much, I'll never gonna be in love again !!" and then 2 weeks later "I LOVE HIM/HER SO MUCH !!" -_-...Dumbass.
I just say "I don't care" when they talk about their "love" and plug my Ipod...I'm kind of an horrible friend.
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i would defenitly do that to someone i hate.
yeah i hate lying, i do say whatever but i actually hope my friends know me enough that i dont wanna offend them, unless i hate them but not nessisarily sp?
i do think my closest friends understand well of my sights, but will slightly get offened, coz everyone has to be sensetive dont they?
yeah that is funny when people say it.
i am not a good friend, i think im turning antisocial towards them because i dont think ill see them after the end of year 12 :/ but also im not good with people and interactions, im usually like wtf?
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I don't mind about lying. If it's get me out of trouble, I'm totally gonna lie. But I never (never) lie about things I think. I won't say that I like someone when I don't. See what I mean?
Well, I've got only 2 friends...really close one. One is just like me, he's probably the one that understand me the best (if I was into "love" stuff, he would probably be my Boyfriend...we said that often but I really can't...well...It's awkward and weird sometimes...anyway -_- sorry about that) and the other one just get us even if he doesn't think like us. I guess we're hard on him sometimes. Then I've got a lot of "friends". Not that close. And they get offended sometimes, but they're use to it.
I'm definitely antisocial, I prefer to be alone than going out with friends, partying and stuff. I don't like much being around to many people and talking too much (I know, you can't see it there...but it's not the same on the internet) and stuffs like that.
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if someone is rellying on me to lie about something i will do it but not very well, when i lie i smile and try to hold in my laughter but i do the same thing when i say the truth and they wont belive me, its very confusing and hilarious. but the thing is i accept coverups?
dude i would never say i like someone and i wont be lying because i actually dont like the person. if that makes sense?? i dont even understand what i said.
oh crap i wrote it wrong in the preveous post, i meant they would get offended not me i wont really care!
hmm yes that seems to be quite the situation with your friend..i think? 
i missed two of my friends birthday partys because i dont wanna go to a party, i stayed home and played xbox
i understand that, the internet make you feel sorta confident and you wanna talk to more people, to stangers is especially fun. but the thing with me is im usually scared that what i will type will offend someone, i feel i have already done that to some people by accident...and i wanna say sorry ANYWAY!
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I lie whenever I want mostly for covering me...not others. I may be a bad person...Or not
I see.
Well...I always forgot birthdays. I just don't care. I even forgot mine so ^^'. And I don't like going out. X-box uh? I played it a lot UxU". Anyway.
It doesn't make me more confident, it just make me less lazy because everything's on it. And I don't have to talk to you all the time. I can watch a movie, coming back to talk to you...We can't in real life. Know what I mean?
And I never get offended. So don't worry about it.
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everyone is different and have different personalitys so its alll COOOOOL, its good that your that way, very YOUTHFUL!! ok sorry
my family and i have the worst fights. its all complete shouting and really annoying we are so loud.
thats great to be carefree! i never really wanted to celebrate mine, but my parents did and i know two people with the same date. i have to fake care about mine because they wanna celebtarte "whoooh".
xbox is the shiz!
whop i think i was trying to see it from trollz point of view lol, but yes it also makes me terribly lazy haha
oh i do love to multitask, on the internet is fun!
ok thats really good!
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I'm getting along pretty well with my family...well...with my brothers. Not so much with my mom -_- she's so annoying. I adore my dad but that's probably because I don't see him much.
They celebrate it, giving me gift and stuff...I just don't care ^^'. This year, they made me a surprise party...I didn't even realize that it was for me and started to sing "happy birthday" with them, asking who's birthday it was when they say my name...uhuh.
Video games rock.
I see ^^'.
Yeah, Internet's pretty awesome.
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yeah i hate my dad coz he is the biggest idiot in the world. my sister is no way in hell reliable and annoying and i love my mum the most but when all of us fight (i dont care that we fight) its complete screaming contests....hehe i always win.
thats really nice of them! last year my parents took me to my fave hotel and we stayed the night, mum didnt say where we were going so i had to sleep in my JEANS!...uncomfy, but the view absoulutely loved it! and then my friends at school brought a cake ^^. this year i only hope just to get a couple of transformers or go to an antique store or something.
ever since primary dad bought home the xbox classic. ahhh awesome times of not completing my homeworks.
hehe i think im a little crazy!!
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My dad's a weirdo that is 1 meter and 90 centimeter (don't know in feet) tall, who looks like Schwarzenegger and who is a little bit of an alcoholic. But he's awesome. My mom's annoying...She's funny sometimes tho. They're divorced. And my brothers and...depends like I said. UxU". I get along really well with the "middle one", we've got only 1 year of difference, and I get along REALLY when with the oldest one who's 4 years more than me. Anywayyy.
My friend at school brought me strawberries ^^' because they know it's the only sweet thing I like. I don't like cake. And any sweet thing...Except strawberries but without adding sugar. Anyway. Well that was nice from your parents and your friends
Yeah same here, I've got awesome times with video games...Procrastinating...Since I've got so many brothers we all have a system (PS3 and Xbox 360 for sure...and we've got the Super Nintendo, MSX, NES, PS2...You know. Everything a boy need...The worst in that? It's me who've got the most video games and system UxU") except the Wii because it sucks. Anyway.
Hey do you see what I make on the internet? And you call yourself crazy? u_u''''. I think everybody's crazy in their own way. Some more than the other UxU".
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my god my dad asks the most idiotic things IT FUKIN PISSES ME OFF. anyway but i shit you not he asked me(ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS)"hey. hey ofelia....*wakes me up* why are you sleeping?"
...Dumbass.
my mum is kinda funny and she doesnt get offened. i can called fat and old and everything is fine coz she knows im joking. mum is also the one with logic, thank god! lol
and my sister is just in the way. hehe.
thats really cool of them. hmm id prefer lollies over chocolate, ygh cant stand the stuff.
oh dont worry im the only person who plays games in my family and outa my friends im mainly the only one and there are a couple of guy friends and they dont even play games...i am always in my closest jbhifi and ebgames stores i feel almost embaressed because im in there so many times.
ive only ever had a xbox, the old ds and the lite and 360 but there was also the pc, i played that before the console.
wii dose suck! but i want mario kart and super smash bros.
but the stuff you make is awesome! but thats true everyone is like that.
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My mom would waking me up for nothing -_-...like...Going to school UxU". My dad don't sleep...Seriously o_O he's always awake...That's kind of scary UxU".
I call my mom and dad "old" all the time
I can't stand chocolat. Seriously hate it...
Me too...I even have a fidelity card for the games shop ^^'. I've got a lot of games...With all of my brothers I think we sure have over 500 games.
Well thank you
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yah i actually hate sleep its a waste of time, i could be doing so many other things and it takes me forever to sleep...even though i desparately need it.
my dad is the one that always wakes up early and mum is the one that sleeps, i belive i got it from my dad then coz if i wanna wake up earlier then usuall i just need to tell myself in bed and i usually wake around the time i said. mostly later.
yuck yeah its really gross, my friends always think i like it for some odd reason.
bloody hell thats alot of games...
i dont even have close to 100. wow, i probably on have about 26 but right now there are 5 other games i want. what games do you mainly play?
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Ahah I don't like to sleep either. At night at least. But I hate the morning. And anyway, we have to sleep. But that's why I'm always going to bed late. ANYYWAYYYY.
I don't like to waking up. Hate the morning in fact. This time of the day...urh just can't stand it. I'm better the afternoon and mostly the night.
My mom always ask me "do you want chocolat?" ...No...Not since I'm born -_- it's annoyed me.
It is indeed...
Well my favorite game ever's MGS...I mainly play RPG, adventure and all that kind of stuff. The story has to be good. And you?
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lol morning is my fave time of day! haha i love waking up early
but if i dont need to wake up early i sorta get pissy.
actually ill only eat chocolate if it has caremel something in it.
the thing that i will like about the game that has to be funny (maily), then theres awesome grapics, great charachters, the music has to be good!, good writing i hate the cliche stuff, the combat it just has to be fast like the gameplay (eg sonic unleashed). i like long games with all this stuff.
i dont really concentrate on the story. i just look at the pretty scenery. haha.
but um i play fable, halo, bioshock, blur and a few others like those. the main games im after DESPARATLY... are bulletstorm, alice madness returns, sims 3 and others for xbox.
oh i also played sims 3 on my laptop but then it just didnt load anymore....i miss it so muuuuch!! i love sims!
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Wow. Morning...Fav time of the day...I do not understand UxU"""""
I just don't eat chocolat. Make me wanna throw up.
I don't mind if it's not funny but anyway, in every good games, there's some funny stuff
And I agree on most of that
FABBLEEEEEE !! The first one's one of my favorite games EVER
The Sims? ...I remembered that I loved those games when I was younger but I didn't play it forever ^^'. And I wouldn't buy the 3rd one for 60 euros x_x.
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