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Published: 2016-04-22 20:44:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 1833; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 0
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Description Earth day doodle!

Designation: Sol-1 b.
Name: Earth.
Diameter: 7917.5 miles.
Type: Warm terran.
Distance from host star: 92.955807273 million miles.
Satellites: 1 natural, 2271+ artificial (yes, I looked this up).
Inhabited?: Yes. Earthlings made this deviation.

Earth is the only planet in the Sol-1 system to be habitable and have the ability to run a biosphere. As such, he's alone and misunderstood often. Earth is very intelligent, but in the celestial world it's size that determines influence. Especially so in the Sol-1 system (I will not call it our solar system because I may offend lifeforms not from Earth), with big bullies Jupiter and Saturn basically calling the shots.

Earth is the eldest of the Terran Trio siblings (Earth, Venus, and Mars), and is the single father of Moon (Lunar). Moon was born when an unfertilized planetary embryo (think lady planet dust) that unusually attained planetary size collided with him, fertilizing the embryo. Earth does love his son (no, not that one, though Earth respects him too), and his biosphere (Kyla), despite the glitch that causes setbacks in life's evolution (dinosaurs diversifying at the same time as the Deccan Traps, the first aerobic lifeforms, and Andrew Jackson, to name a few).

As for other planets...Earth and Mercury are good friends, as are Earth and Neptune. He is quite comfortable with his siblings Venus and Mars, despite the latter's head trauma. Jupiter and Saturn, believing themselves superior to all other kinds of planet, don't like him. Earth is also friendly with the dwarf planets (especially Ceres), and secretly has a crush on Uranus (don't tell her).

Currently, he is looking for a rumored planet beyond the Kuiper Belt Sedna says is influencing her orbit.

Planetspirit (c) me
Earth day (c) Gaylord Nelson
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JokerCarnage5 [2016-04-22 22:59:37 +0000 UTC]

Haha! This is great. I can definetley see this becoming an animated series or a comic strip. Maybe going on the Hub.

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