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1:  Pies.
2:  Cakes.
1:  Pies!
2:  CAKES!
1:  PIES!!!!!
2:  Okay.  You win.
1:  Riiiiiiiight.  What now?
2:  We wait.
1:  How do you want to kill time?
2:  *pulls out remote control*
1:  What the...?
2:  *controls nearby M1A2 Abrams*
1:  OH SHI--  *is run over*
2:  ...  oops.
1:  *groans*  ooooooooooooooh, my brain.
2:  OMIGAWD!!!  *hops into the Abrams*
1:  WHAT THE FU--  *is run over again*
2:  ARE YOU DEAD YET?
1:  *groan*  *is shot by cannon*
2:  TAKE THAT!
3:  M1A2 sighted...  Initiating Apache Longbow Airstrike.
2:  Ooh, SHI--  *is bombed*
3:  Did we get him?
4:  I think so...  *is shot down*
3:  HOLY SHI--  *is shot down*
2:  YAY!
1:  *groan*  *is run over and parked on*  WOULD YA STOP ALREADY?
2:  oops...
3 and 4:  STOP RIGHT THERE!  WE HAVE F/A-22s COMING AT YOU!  *die*
2:  *lol*
5:  Baah.  *booms*
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