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Description Just some stuff you should all know about rocks...lol the more pants i make these things look the funnier i find em
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ImASillyGorl In reply to ??? [2019-03-17 03:43:53 +0000 UTC]

What if you're an aromantic asexual.

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lemonchild000 In reply to ImASillyGorl [2019-04-10 19:25:16 +0000 UTC]

IDK I just copy and pasted lol

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ELizaandherships [2018-10-04 02:29:07 +0000 UTC]

Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 year
Reply

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IAmAPotato42 [2015-09-04 20:09:19 +0000 UTC]

Inspiring

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superhedgehog33 [2014-02-22 00:40:37 +0000 UTC]

Once My brother got hit by a rock In the stomach


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GIRmaniac12 [2014-01-08 03:28:56 +0000 UTC]

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you

sorry

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Jaguar24 In reply to GIRmaniac12 [2014-06-30 14:36:20 +0000 UTC]

How retarded do you have to believe this shit.

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Deemeos In reply to Jaguar24 [2015-05-18 23:37:34 +0000 UTC]

I know, right?

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Jaguar24 In reply to Deemeos [2015-05-19 02:24:33 +0000 UTC]

I kinda laugh at some of them, even reposted one as a joke

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Deemeos In reply to Jaguar24 [2015-05-19 22:20:23 +0000 UTC]

I actually kind of believed the first one of those I read, ( on youtube ) at the time I did'nt have an account on anything so I could'nt re-post it or wutever it is the days went by and I stayed up all night on the night the creepy pasta comment thingy was supposed to get me killed by a visious um, thing and i was holding a BB gun in my hands... nothing happened and I fell asleep at like 2 am so, yeah funny story! 

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Jaguar24 In reply to Deemeos [2015-05-20 13:09:16 +0000 UTC]

Oh wow, that is kinda funny.

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Deemeos In reply to Jaguar24 [2015-05-21 02:45:01 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I hate it when people post those death-threats but you can't blame them in this boring yet worth-while world.

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Jaguar24 In reply to Deemeos [2015-05-21 13:11:00 +0000 UTC]

Though you can get arrested for it, it is something to do

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Deemeos In reply to Deemeos [2015-05-18 23:47:20 +0000 UTC]

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will lose a penny, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a house, because thats what people live in.
She got so happy she went to give a hug to all the
staff in a hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to thank her was
give her a special room, filled with kittens, puppies, and candy but it went wrong
THERE WERE NO PUPPIES! And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and whispers in your ear, THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD PUPPIES!!! 

Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will tell it to someone else who doesn't. This is fake, apparently, because why would die for not having puppies???

If you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life forever.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a slightly angry little girl in front of you

sorry.

P.S. ( the origional is... FAAAAKEEEEE! )

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OrgemoreRyegis [2013-07-09 21:43:41 +0000 UTC]

Cool

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RANBOWS233 [2013-06-29 04:23:49 +0000 UTC]

lol

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dawnflower800 [2013-04-01 21:20:03 +0000 UTC]

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DONT STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1 say your name 10 times 2. say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this onto 4 other games. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS

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Jaguar24 In reply to dawnflower800 [2014-06-30 14:35:03 +0000 UTC]

ya...
I love no one. And never will.

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MakaraHonk [2013-03-18 22:39:50 +0000 UTC]

-scratches butt at the begginning- XD

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punkgirl5 [2013-03-08 01:58:27 +0000 UTC]

What the

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ShadowtheHedgehog137 [2013-01-01 17:24:03 +0000 UTC]

...

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Calicocitty [2012-11-10 00:20:16 +0000 UTC]

lol so I type in "stuff" and press the search button and this is what I find. XD

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subject0798 In reply to Calicocitty [2013-09-12 19:50:51 +0000 UTC]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. x'D

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QueenGalaxy In reply to Calicocitty [2013-07-29 20:50:19 +0000 UTC]

i typed "stuff" too, apparently this is what stuff does

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turtlearmageddon In reply to Calicocitty [2013-04-27 11:55:28 +0000 UTC]

I typed "funny stuff"

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Dracorev In reply to Calicocitty [2013-02-18 01:20:07 +0000 UTC]

mi did that toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ShadowtheHedgehog137 In reply to Calicocitty [2013-01-01 17:24:22 +0000 UTC]

same here....

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TheRandomerWhoFaves In reply to Calicocitty [2012-12-02 20:49:01 +0000 UTC]

lol me too

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caseygibson In reply to Calicocitty [2012-11-18 14:38:50 +0000 UTC]

lol i did that to!

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fariekillabaybay [2012-07-28 20:16:40 +0000 UTC]

Like it

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Wanabeartist01 [2012-07-17 00:06:29 +0000 UTC]

Its so funny but so wrong.

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romeoxjuliet50 [2012-07-01 01:17:06 +0000 UTC]

thats intense

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chickensnackrap [2012-06-29 20:24:04 +0000 UTC]

Funny funny! I luvs it!

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TheUndertaker123 [2012-04-17 00:07:01 +0000 UTC]

wow that wuz so stupid

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Nepetarocks [2011-10-17 00:18:32 +0000 UTC]

I am not a very big fan of rocks anymore they give me nightmares

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taKniwT [2011-09-30 00:34:09 +0000 UTC]

LOL xD hillarious!
make one with a killler balloon~
they more dangerous x.x

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mEaWzEr [2011-08-10 04:17:25 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha

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xDarkspiritTheCatx [2011-06-02 15:36:02 +0000 UTC]

funny as!

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Alucard3275 [2011-05-29 02:42:08 +0000 UTC]

Why does the grass get weird when the rock is thrown?

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AMELIEwolf43 [2011-05-09 23:25:13 +0000 UTC]

featured in my journal![link]

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bluebells11 [2011-04-03 22:48:09 +0000 UTC]

lol wow. tht awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HelenaMarz [2011-03-17 02:28:23 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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not2weird [2011-03-15 13:14:33 +0000 UTC]

poor stick man! (lifted eyebrows, rolling eyes) hey, i saw that bitch!

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RivicoftheNight [2011-03-04 02:04:32 +0000 UTC]

O_O wow XD That was amazingly funny!

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madD-3 [2011-02-12 01:05:58 +0000 UTC]

Thats so lame in the best possible way
Sticks and stones can brake your bones, but it seems rocks will explode your head

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Shadoniarox [2011-02-09 23:20:11 +0000 UTC]

omg! lol

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yuetenari [2011-01-07 12:29:04 +0000 UTC]

thats funny but im here to worn u donbt go to iscribble it wont let you print

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PokemonWailmergirl [2010-10-28 22:19:45 +0000 UTC]

u r funee

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ViolenceIncluded1 [2010-07-28 22:36:01 +0000 UTC]

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune

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xXZackataXx In reply to ViolenceIncluded1 [2011-10-07 23:24:11 +0000 UTC]

FAKE!!!!!!

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