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The script will probably not run because either the kids forgot to install PHP along with Apache, or because they didn't declare a value for $t.Related content
Comments: 38
CashWolf14 [2021-11-24 03:06:45 +0000 UTC]
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Ubuntaku [2014-09-15 01:28:47 +0000 UTC]
As an artist, programmer and a pegasister (among others), I absolutely love this!
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panzi [2013-12-22 19:00:43 +0000 UTC]
I rather use nginx and Ruby on Rails or Node.js.Β
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Kydoon [2013-11-08 04:06:45 +0000 UTC]
I was WONDERING what the specific value for $t was supposed to be! XD Β This is hilarious. Β I didn't expect CompSci humor from you. High-five!
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TheArtrix In reply to Kydoon [2013-11-08 12:17:44 +0000 UTC]
It's always amusing how I'm an artist to one person and "the tech guy" to the other. I did quite some scripting in my time, but never past the truly professional level. In the end, I find scripting to be highly frustrating and art's more my thing.
Also, $t is supposed to be the "percentage of coolness". In effect, anything lower than 20 yields the statement that it needs to be 20% cooler. It's not very fancy, but you get the idea.
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TheRealFry1 [2013-11-04 20:46:45 +0000 UTC]
It worked. I got one thing written on a microsoft word page. ''Pones will there always be.''
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Turag [2013-11-03 17:20:29 +0000 UTC]
Weird. So many nerdy comments about PHP and nobody said that PHP doesn't have variable declaration and an uninitialized variable equals zero for numeric comparations.
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TheArtrix In reply to NyteShay [2013-11-03 22:43:17 +0000 UTC]
Yes, it's the web server with the highest market share .
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NyteShay In reply to TheArtrix [2013-11-04 02:00:52 +0000 UTC]
Oh, I see. I didn't know that. I was thinking some sort of native american server or something.
Silly me!
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TheArtrix In reply to theoldhorse2 [2013-11-01 12:26:09 +0000 UTC]
Well, you see... never mind.
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Karach0s [2013-11-01 06:39:15 +0000 UTC]
Crypto-advertising...
How about nginx or lighthttpd? They won't burn your RAM... that much.
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Fairy-Slayer [2013-11-01 05:00:55 +0000 UTC]
This is a very sweet and lovely take on a thirty-something version of the best teacher in town. The only mistake is that it needs to be 20% cooler only if it's 83β .
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aNIGHTLYpony [2013-11-01 00:23:09 +0000 UTC]
This i like ! classic teacher pose but very lovely, nice outfit too
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