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You shoved a spoonful of chocolate ice cream into your mouth happily, content watching daytime television from John’s chair with your feet pulled up and your tub of ice cream. That is until your boyfriend, Sherlock, emerged from his room and plucked it from your hands, causing you to immediately protest, “Sherlock, give it back!”
“You’ve already eaten half the tub, love. It’s bad for you.”
You let out a pathetic whine, “Johhnn.”
Your brother didn’t even look up from his computer, “Give her back the ice cream, Sherlock.”
“You know as well as I do that that much sugar is not good for a person’s system, she-“
He cut Sherlock off, looking up with an entirely unamused expression, “Just give it back.”
“No.”
John opened his mouth to respond but caught a glimpse of you and let out a heavy sigh, shooting Sherlock a glare as he moved to crouch in front of you. You’d started to cry, likely over the loss of your ice cream, and now he was going to have to deal with it. Sherlock viewed the whole situation confusedly, unable to understand why you were crying, especially over something as trivial as ice cream, but still feeling somewhat guilty.
John reached forward to brush the tears from your face, “Hey Squeak… It’s ok. He’ll give it back.”
You pulled him up on the chair with you so you could sob into his shoulder, “All I wanted was my ice cream, John. Why does everything have to be so hard? Why does he hate me when I love him? He’s so mean to me all the time and I just… I just…”
You dissolved into tears and John just rubbed your back with a sigh, “Sherlock would you please give her the bloody ice cream back?”
Still confused, he handed the tub to John, who pulled away from you just enough to offer it to you, “See look. It’s ok.”
You took it from him slowly, your sobs turning to sniffles, and he exhaled in relief, letting you go back to eating it as he brushed your hair behind your ears. You kept a firm grip on him for a bit, needing his attention, and then let go as you mumbled, “Sorry Johnny… I just get a bit a emotional when-“
“I know Squeak. It’s ok. Do you want me to heat up your pillow again?”
You nodded childishly and handed him your heart shaped rice pillow, which he took, pressing a kiss to the top of you head as he went to heat it up for you. Sherlock securitized you for a few minutes, trying to figure out what was wrong, when you suddenly cringed, pulling your knees tightly to your chest as you whimpered. He went wide-eyed, spinning to find John just as he came out of the kitchen, “She’s in pain John… what’s wrong with her? Tell me!”
John opened his mouth to respond but was cut off by your spoon hitting Sherlock smack in the forehead before clattering to the ground as you angrily snapped, “God you are such an ignorant twat. It’s a wonder someone hasn’t killed you yet. John, don’t you dare tell him. Let him suffer until he deduces it as punishment for being a self absorbed idiot.”
Sherlock looked to John for help but, not daring to defy you when you were in this state, he just held up his hands, giving you your heated pillow before returning to his laptop. Your boyfriend plopped down in his chair across from you to observe as he tried to figure out what could possibly be wrong with you since no one was willing to tell him.
You pressed the blissfully warm heart to your abdomen and let out a relieved sigh, curling back up tightly as you waited for the pain to pass. Looking down at the tub of ice cream you’d just involuntarily cried over, you sighed realizing that you didn’t even want it any more, not to mention you’d just used your spoon as a projectile. You stuck out your lip in a pout and slowly unfolded yourself to go put it away before the whole thing melted, standing only to double over in pain. You groaned in annoyance before plopping back down in your chair and curling back up in a ball as John, having noticed your predicament, came to take the ice cream. He was met with a growl, as you unfolded yourself again, “No, I can do it. I’m not helpless.”
You got up successfully this time, trudging to the kitchen to put the ice cream away as Sherlock started to put together the pieces. When you came back, opting to flop on the couch so you could curl up in a ball facing it’s back, he confidently announced, “This is the week of your menstrual flow.”
“I hope you weren’t expecting a gold star and a pat on the back for that deduction,” you growled.
He got up to sit next your feet, resting a hand on your thigh as he asked, “Is it really that bad?”
You changed positions to plop your head in his lap and he ran his fingers through your hair as you offered, “It like my body hates me. I can’t decide whether I’m happy or sad and I feel like my insides are being torn out.”
Sherlock frowned, lifting you and pulling his feet up before tugging you against his chest as he leaned back against the armrest. You gladly snuggled into him as you grumbled, “I'm sorry for throwing a spoon at you.”
He opened his mouth to say it was all right when you curled tightly into yourself and whimpered, fisting your hand into his shirt. He tightened his grip around you, tilting his head back to look at John, “She’s in pain. Isn’t there something we can do, John?”
John raised his head to look at the two of you, going back to his work with a small smile, “Looks like you’ve already done it.”
Sherlock looked back to you and found you’d fallen asleep, your nose tucked into his chest, and he rubbed his thumb down your arm as he leaned back to think, letting you get some rest on top of him as it seemed to be the only help he could offer.
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Comments: 220
BelarusianPsycho [2018-04-01 03:16:17 +0000 UTC]
rip Niko.... who melted into a puddle of awwwwwwwws
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geekyraven [2017-07-09 19:10:59 +0000 UTC]
I am so much worse than this tbh... I will laugh and then sob and then scream at the person in front of me and then I get weird cravings like Green Grape Sandwiches and the pain is so bad that sometimes I can't leave my bed to go to school... Oh, and then I proceed to eat a bar of chocolate, a bowl full of ice cream and some sweets every day. And my periods can last from anywhere between 7 and 12 days!
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LustyPieLita [2017-03-12 13:05:36 +0000 UTC]
Hmmmm periods are weird tbfh I get before pains and no pain during them and then get horrid after pains.
This story captures the (my) moods perfectly and I bet every girl here can agree that this story is funny and true xD
Poor Sherlock that spoon attack would have hurt xD
Great story!
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BelarusianPsycho In reply to LustyPieLita [2018-04-01 03:18:42 +0000 UTC]
i would have thrown everything at him but i have an anger issue and im not the most mentally stable person.... i would have also started smiling and laughing extremely creepily.
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LustyPieLita In reply to BelarusianPsycho [2018-04-01 07:38:15 +0000 UTC]
😂😂😂
Same, depends on my mood.
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JJtheALIEN In reply to LustyPieLita [2018-10-29 02:02:06 +0000 UTC]
i'm anti-social, so when someone bothers me during that time it's kind of a mental battle of sit there glaring 'til the person leaves or start throwing things and screaming, for the most part it's the former.
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RaevenLaLunaLight [2016-12-26 01:43:33 +0000 UTC]
I'm SO glad I don't just let myself suffer like that. All I need is two ibuprofen, and a tall glass of ice cold chocolate milk, and I'm right as rain~. Best cure for periods. God, I hate them so much~.
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EeDes [2016-07-14 06:11:56 +0000 UTC]
I was first like what the F?! And then....Oooooouu!
Just like me! Throwing spoons and everything...
Does it really hurt? I am girl too, but when I am on my period it doesn't hurt....
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PsychicTomato In reply to EeDes [2016-09-07 05:22:27 +0000 UTC]
It does hurt. It hurts baaaad. And if it doesn't hurt for you, it most likely will later on.
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EeDes In reply to PsychicTomato [2016-09-07 09:09:59 +0000 UTC]
And here I though that I can escape the pain...
But life is cruel....
XD
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Tatjana09 In reply to grlpiratefoxy [2017-01-30 00:35:16 +0000 UTC]
For you maybe not, but most girls get horrible pain from it. Once a girl's spleen ruptured and she thought it was just her period pain. It really just depends on your body though.
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hetaliablackpool1423 [2016-04-10 14:01:08 +0000 UTC]
i can relate to the reader's pain this month
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AngelOfTheNight1990 [2016-02-23 19:04:46 +0000 UTC]
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO FUC#ing cute!!!!!!!
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RayeTaye [2016-02-15 15:34:16 +0000 UTC]
I was like;
"Okay, either I'm Sweets-Obsessed like Stocking, pregnant, or I'm on my period."
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AttackOnLife101 [2015-12-31 17:41:37 +0000 UTC]
This is literally me, except my boyfriend would have just given me Tylenol
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FanficAvenue [2015-12-28 06:10:09 +0000 UTC]
I had no idea what was wrong with me for the first bit. About halfway through I was like "...Ohhhhhhhhh."
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CardboardArtist413 [2015-12-28 05:18:23 +0000 UTC]
OH NOE
MY UTERUS IS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF AGAIN
*DIALS 911*
me: hello?
operator: this is 911, what is your emergency, ma'am?
me: well, you see, my uterus is trying to commit suicide again, and-
*dial tone*
me:hello?
*redials 911*
phone: BLOCKED
me: wh- can they even do that?
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CardboardArtist413 In reply to AttackOnLife101 [2016-03-02 22:59:42 +0000 UTC]
IKR
CONSTANT PAIN
(I CRI)
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AttackOnLife101 In reply to CardboardArtist413 [2016-03-03 19:44:48 +0000 UTC]
THE STABBING SENSATIONS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN 911s COFFEE BREAK OKAY
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ErzaKirkland [2015-09-21 07:11:37 +0000 UTC]
I wish my brother was as awesome as John. All he does when I'm on my period is antagonize me.
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ChocolateyChocolate [2015-08-01 15:02:27 +0000 UTC]
This is so cute! Sherlock is completely adorable!
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artistgamergirl10 In reply to ChocolateyChocolate [2016-02-03 11:53:26 +0000 UTC]
Can I just say how much I love your profile picture?
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ChocolateyChocolate In reply to artistgamergirl10 [2016-04-29 16:08:00 +0000 UTC]
Thanks 😁 believe me, i gawked at this picture months before i made my deviant art account
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ulquiorracoyle [2015-07-17 09:26:06 +0000 UTC]
This is the most hilarious and adorable thing I've ever read. And the nickname "Squeak" Is so damned adorable.
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BonnieBunnyLovah [2015-07-15 21:35:01 +0000 UTC]
When i was reading , i read this part
Sherlock securitized you for a few minutes, trying to figure out what was wrong, when you suddenly cringed, pulling your knees tightly to your chest as you whimpered.
And i thought
Oh shit, im on my period arent i?
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QueenofAsgard223 [2015-06-15 07:23:13 +0000 UTC]
*falls to the floor in a pathetic heap of feels*
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H3TAL1A [2015-02-20 01:32:35 +0000 UTC]
........*le sigh*......if only it were that simple........I tend to beat the crap out of my friends before they can run away.........
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Alfredsbabe [2015-02-18 09:49:31 +0000 UTC]
Sherlock: Kayla no more ice cream its bad for you *takes away ice cream*
Me: Sherlock give it back
Sherlock: no its bad for you *turns back to me to put ice cream back in the freezer
Me: *puts gun to Sherlocks back* give me back the ice cream Sherlock
*John walks in*
Sherlock: John help me
John: did you take her ice cream
Sherlock: yes
John: sorry I'm not dying over you. *runs to his room*
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Wolfsbanepotion989 In reply to Alfredsbabe [2015-08-08 19:15:11 +0000 UTC]
This is exactly how I react. Except with anything in my hand or by my side.
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MintySunflower20 In reply to Alfredsbabe [2015-05-27 23:53:00 +0000 UTC]
This is how my sister reacts when I take away her food during that time of the month, and its also how my mother reacts (What John did)
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CanadaWannaBeFriend [2014-12-09 04:16:18 +0000 UTC]
Please don't hate me but when I'm on my period I don't have cramps ... I sorry for the people who currently have cramps, just east a lot of ice cream and chocolate!!!!!!!
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CardboardArtist413 In reply to CanadaWannaBeFriend [2015-12-28 05:22:06 +0000 UTC]
same
#nocrampsforme
*turns into hipster trash*
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Gintamarocks In reply to CanadaWannaBeFriend [2015-07-13 15:41:33 +0000 UTC]
I don't have cramps too!😁
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FANGIRLHetalia In reply to CanadaWannaBeFriend [2015-04-20 08:28:07 +0000 UTC]
Me neither!
I just get gas pains, which I take pills already to relieve the pain, and that's all I get...I feel really bed for people who get cramps at all...
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ToothFinderGirl In reply to CanadaWannaBeFriend [2015-03-14 05:04:38 +0000 UTC]
You people are lucky, I'm having cramps right now.
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AuraLady In reply to CanadaWannaBeFriend [2015-02-10 06:51:11 +0000 UTC]
lol neither do I. I don't get any of the usual things, and I'm regular like clock work. lol one of my friends and her daughter had the curse of the irregular... they don't get their period often, and when it hits it hits like a bitch. When I was living in the same town and we spent a lot of time together... well they say that your period clocks synchronize.... and so I had them go from irregular to regular... then I moved away and they went back to the way they were lol they were not impressed with my leaving
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The-one-and1only-me In reply to AuraLady [2016-02-15 22:04:26 +0000 UTC]
Kololllllllolllolol
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boondocksaints2001 In reply to CanadaWannaBeFriend [2014-12-23 01:07:31 +0000 UTC]
Me neither! I do practically the same thingy.
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CanadaWannaBeFriend In reply to boondocksaints2001 [2015-03-01 23:38:23 +0000 UTC]
(TT◇TT) I'm not alone!!
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boondocksaints2001 In reply to CanadaWannaBeFriend [2015-03-05 01:27:07 +0000 UTC]
Never alone!
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