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TheBeethatHums — Ice Cream (BBC Sherlock x Reader Drabble) by-nc-nd
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You shoved a spoonful of chocolate ice cream into your mouth happily, content watching daytime television from John’s chair with your feet pulled up and your tub of ice cream. That is until your boyfriend, Sherlock, emerged from his room and plucked it from your hands, causing you to immediately protest, “Sherlock, give it back!”

“You’ve already eaten half the tub, love. It’s bad for you.”

You let out a pathetic whine, “Johhnn.”

Your brother didn’t even look up from his computer, “Give her back the ice cream, Sherlock.”

“You know as well as I do that that much sugar is not good for a person’s system, she-“

He cut Sherlock off, looking up with an entirely unamused expression, “Just give it back.”

“No.”

John opened his mouth to respond but caught a glimpse of you and let out a heavy sigh, shooting Sherlock a glare as he moved to crouch in front of you. You’d started to cry, likely over the loss of your ice cream, and now he was going to have to deal with it. Sherlock viewed the whole situation confusedly, unable to understand why you were crying, especially over something as trivial as ice cream, but still feeling somewhat guilty.

John reached forward to brush the tears from your face, “Hey Squeak… It’s ok. He’ll give it back.”

You pulled him up on the chair with you so you could sob into his shoulder, “All I wanted was my ice cream, John. Why does everything have to be so hard? Why does he hate me when I love him? He’s so mean to me all the time and I just… I just…”

You dissolved into tears and John just rubbed your back with a sigh, “Sherlock would you please give her the bloody ice cream back?”

Still confused, he handed the tub to John, who pulled away from you just enough to offer it to you, “See look. It’s ok.”

You took it from him slowly, your sobs turning to sniffles, and he exhaled in relief, letting you go back to eating it as he brushed your hair behind your ears. You kept a firm grip on him for a bit, needing his attention, and then let go as you mumbled, “Sorry Johnny… I just get a bit a emotional when-“

“I know Squeak. It’s ok. Do you want me to heat up your pillow again?”

You nodded childishly and handed him your heart shaped rice pillow, which he took, pressing a kiss to the top of you head as he went to heat it up for you. Sherlock securitized you for a few minutes, trying to figure out what was wrong, when you suddenly cringed, pulling your knees tightly to your chest as you whimpered. He went wide-eyed, spinning to find John just as he came out of the kitchen, “She’s in pain John… what’s wrong with her? Tell me!”

John opened his mouth to respond but was cut off by your spoon hitting Sherlock smack in the forehead before clattering to the ground as you angrily snapped, “God you are such an ignorant twat. It’s a wonder someone hasn’t killed you yet. John, don’t you dare tell him. Let him suffer until he deduces it as punishment for being a self absorbed idiot.”

Sherlock looked to John for help but, not daring to defy you when you were in this state, he just held up his hands, giving you your heated pillow before returning to his laptop. Your boyfriend plopped down in his chair across from you to observe as he tried to figure out what could possibly be wrong with you since no one was willing to tell him.

You pressed the blissfully warm heart to your abdomen and let out a relieved sigh, curling back up tightly as you waited for the pain to pass. Looking down at the tub of ice cream you’d just involuntarily cried over, you sighed realizing that you didn’t even want it any more, not to mention you’d just used your spoon as a projectile.  You stuck out your lip in a pout and slowly unfolded yourself to go put it away before the whole thing melted, standing only to double over in pain. You groaned in annoyance before plopping back down in your chair and curling back up in a ball as John, having noticed your predicament, came to take the ice cream. He was met with a growl, as you unfolded yourself again, “No, I can do it. I’m not helpless.”

You got up successfully this time, trudging to the kitchen to put the ice cream away as Sherlock started to put together the pieces. When you came back, opting to flop on the couch so you could curl up in a ball facing it’s back, he confidently announced, “This is the week of your menstrual flow.”

“I hope you weren’t expecting a gold star and a pat on the back for that deduction,” you growled.

He got up to sit next your feet, resting a hand on your thigh as he asked, “Is it really that bad?”

You changed positions to plop your head in his lap and he ran his fingers through your hair as you offered, “It like my body hates me. I can’t decide whether I’m happy or sad and I feel like my insides are being torn out.”

Sherlock frowned, lifting you and pulling his feet up before tugging you against his chest as he leaned back against the armrest. You gladly snuggled into him as you grumbled, “I'm sorry for throwing a spoon at you.”

He opened his mouth to say it was all right when you curled tightly into yourself and whimpered, fisting your hand into his shirt. He tightened his grip around you, tilting his head back to look at John, “She’s in pain. Isn’t there something we can do, John?”

John raised his head to look at the two of you, going back to his work with a small smile, “Looks like you’ve already done it.”

Sherlock looked back to you and found you’d fallen asleep, your nose tucked into his chest, and he rubbed his thumb down your arm as he leaned back to think, letting you get some rest on top of him as it seemed to be the only help he could offer.

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Comments: 220

Arhodiana In reply to ??? [2014-02-05 05:53:22 +0000 UTC]

Magic!

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13AuraDragon In reply to ??? [2014-02-05 03:01:46 +0000 UTC]

Maybe your overloaded imagination can help me finish my novel. Which, by the way, I don't seemed to be satisfied by half of it. Can I gmail you the first chapter?

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TheBeethatHums In reply to 13AuraDragon [2014-02-06 04:00:14 +0000 UTC]

I don't see why not. Note me and I'll give you my email.

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13AuraDragon In reply to TheBeethatHums [2014-02-07 01:17:43 +0000 UTC]

My email is ariel.vansickle@gmail.com, I also got a Facebook with the same user name.

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timburtonisjesus In reply to ??? [2014-02-04 22:30:03 +0000 UTC]

Dawwwee, so cute. I love the spoon thing

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TheBeethatHums In reply to timburtonisjesus [2014-02-06 04:00:24 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Amanda-kn In reply to ??? [2014-02-04 17:08:07 +0000 UTC]

  Aww it is soo adorable ;D

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TheBeethatHums In reply to Amanda-kn [2014-02-06 04:00:29 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Mayfire21 In reply to ??? [2014-02-04 15:13:19 +0000 UTC]

 

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TheBeethatHums In reply to Mayfire21 [2014-02-06 04:00:42 +0000 UTC]

That is the best icon lol

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DarkikunYumi In reply to ??? [2014-02-04 15:10:29 +0000 UTC]

This made me remember the time that I had to explain to a friend mine the why of all of this. 

It was awkward and once I finished he said 'Holy crap, I'm so sorry'.

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TheBeethatHums In reply to DarkikunYumi [2014-02-06 04:06:34 +0000 UTC]

Omg I have had that exact conversation... Boys just don't realize what it's like.

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FlyingTigerr In reply to ??? [2014-02-04 14:34:04 +0000 UTC]

I can relate (obviously since I'm a girl xD) but can I have Sherly thrown in the mix of emotional pain and just pain itself? Plus a caring adorable older brother? All I got is a sister that won't even make me a sandwich.


*sighs* The fluff is overwhelming to the point I have a pillow.. yeah, that wasn't funny. 



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TheBeethatHums In reply to FlyingTigerr [2014-02-06 04:07:31 +0000 UTC]

I want Sherly and John... I feel you cause the sisters the same. Why won't they help us?

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CheshireGrinMoon In reply to ??? [2014-02-04 14:25:13 +0000 UTC]

Haha, this is perfect. ^_^

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TheBeethatHums In reply to CheshireGrinMoon [2014-02-06 04:01:00 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Aerrows-Girl In reply to ??? [2014-02-04 14:07:40 +0000 UTC]

This sounds just like me when I'm PMSing

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TheBeethatHums In reply to Aerrows-Girl [2014-02-06 04:05:57 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha It gets everyone and then no one is safe.

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Aerrows-Girl In reply to TheBeethatHums [2014-02-07 16:04:24 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA! You're right! No one will be safe!

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brittybear109 [2014-02-04 13:52:23 +0000 UTC]

Awww so cute!

Your timing is creepily perfect XD

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TheBeethatHums In reply to brittybear109 [2014-02-06 04:01:38 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!


IDk how I did that... I certainly hope that's not my magic superpower.

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potatoes1221 [2014-02-04 12:17:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh god i love this too much. 

This is now one of my favorite sherlock x reader fics (other than the observers skreeeeee)


I approve

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TheBeethatHums In reply to potatoes1221 [2014-02-06 04:05:33 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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iced-ninja In reply to ??? [2014-02-04 11:56:40 +0000 UTC]

No mistakes as far as I can see.

 

I love this. 

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TheBeethatHums In reply to iced-ninja [2014-02-06 04:01:57 +0000 UTC]

Yay! and Thank you!

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iced-ninja In reply to TheBeethatHums [2014-02-06 12:27:29 +0000 UTC]

no problem.

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Inugirl115 In reply to ??? [2014-02-04 11:33:56 +0000 UTC]

OMFG if I could only do that, just go and hug Sherlock and fall asleepE because I'm on my cycle

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TheBeethatHums In reply to Inugirl115 [2014-02-06 04:02:44 +0000 UTC]

I know right? I want some to heat up my rice pillow...Damn living alone.

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Inugirl115 In reply to TheBeethatHums [2014-02-08 01:47:19 +0000 UTC]

a rice pillow? are we tarking rike japan now?

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iced-ninja In reply to Inugirl115 [2014-02-04 11:56:23 +0000 UTC]

Same here. Scary. and i get really bad cramps that are difficult to manage


No mistakes as far as I can see.

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Inugirl115 In reply to iced-ninja [2014-02-08 01:50:49 +0000 UTC]

ikr

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iced-ninja In reply to Inugirl115 [2014-02-08 02:16:49 +0000 UTC]

and then I'm like: is it really worth having kids? but then it goes away and I still want kids. XD

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Inugirl115 In reply to iced-ninja [2014-02-14 20:47:28 +0000 UTC]

right!

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jathina In reply to iced-ninja [2014-02-10 21:55:53 +0000 UTC]

i know that feel im the same

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iced-ninja In reply to jathina [2014-02-10 22:00:46 +0000 UTC]

It sucks, but what are we gonna do about it?

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jathina In reply to iced-ninja [2014-02-11 23:56:39 +0000 UTC]

we cant do a damn thing about it..its our curse....

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iced-ninja In reply to jathina [2014-02-12 02:54:33 +0000 UTC]

Well, Eve did eat that darn forbidden fruit

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jathina In reply to iced-ninja [2014-02-12 19:26:01 +0000 UTC]

damn it Eve! You had one job... ONE JOB!

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iced-ninja In reply to jathina [2014-02-12 21:20:09 +0000 UTC]

I know, but if she hadn't, everything would be perfect, and war and all that crap wouldn't exist. But since she did, God sent his Son to redeem us.  

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awesomesauce8453 In reply to ??? [2014-02-04 09:58:40 +0000 UTC]

Awwwwwww so much FLUFF!!!!

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TheBeethatHums In reply to awesomesauce8453 [2014-02-06 04:02:56 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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tama-namikaze In reply to ??? [2014-02-04 09:32:48 +0000 UTC]

    IT'S SO FLUFFY!

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TheBeethatHums In reply to tama-namikaze [2014-02-06 04:02:50 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Kiliann In reply to ??? [2014-02-04 08:36:11 +0000 UTC]

So much Sherlock x Reader... overload... Can't handle the fluuuuff...

Thank you for posting like four things in one day XD so happy

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TheBeethatHums In reply to Kiliann [2014-02-06 04:03:41 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha It was a good writing day. Not to mention the last day of my break. I wanted to end it with a bang.

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Kiliann In reply to TheBeethatHums [2014-02-06 07:32:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh man, you have different breaks then!

I've been back in school for a long time now (like, a month almost) and it's horrible. I don't know how I'm going to manage a story with all the projects pouring in. MEHHHHH

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TheBeethatHums In reply to Kiliann [2014-02-17 22:55:44 +0000 UTC]

We have this interterm thing where you can take a month long class... and normally you should but I didn't so i got an extra long break.

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Kiliann In reply to TheBeethatHums [2014-02-17 23:03:57 +0000 UTC]

Ah, you lucky college people. Meh.

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Nikkaliah In reply to ??? [2014-02-04 08:34:33 +0000 UTC]

Yep, pretty accurate. 'Cept no one gives me any friggin ice cream...I need a John.......

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TheBeethatHums In reply to Nikkaliah [2014-02-06 04:04:31 +0000 UTC]

I feel you. I need a John so bad. Having to do all those things yourself is like torture when your on your cycle...

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