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Published: 2015-04-29 23:51:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 3010; Favourites: 84; Downloads: 6
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Not like he wasn't already in space but HERE WE GO: SPACE STRIPPER IN SPAAAAAAACE!!!!
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A few things I learned about how "retro futurism" fashion works when researching it for ideas:
0.5) There ARE no male outfits. Everyone is a woman in the future because we've evolved past needing males in our society.
1) Use triangles, especially with coat/jacket collars--make those suckers as stiff as possible
2) Make everything extremely uncomfortable/ridiculous/not functional as possible; the stupider it looks, the better
3) Chrome, black, and white are totally in season all the time and shiny stuff is also great
4) Everything is confusing because it's literally abstract art that someone has tried to put on a living model
5) ???
6) USE MORE TRIANGLES!!!one11!!1
7) IT'S THE FUTURE AAAAAAAAAHH
NONE OF IT MAKES A LICK OF SENSE. Like, clothing artists... wtf r u doin'????? I don't understand what you're doing please explain sdfbaskghkahsg??? Fashion is not my strong point. ;____;
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Damien totally looks like a male space hooker with a super futuristic pew pew lazar gun. PEW PEW PEW
Kt'Cha looks like... a cat in a really expensive and uncomfortable coat. All cats make some variation of this face when they are swaddled in the horror that is clothing. And shades totally make everything look 111% cooler. Give the cat some fekkin' shades and give the Vortian a speedo with really expensive thigh-highs and an extremely triangular jacket thing. That aught to be the epitome of fashion right there.
I also gave him a belly button ring BECAUSE FASHION. He's ready to work dat pole and make some money!
I'm bad at backgrounds. Pretend it's not there and looks not as puke-tastic. OTL;;;;
ENJOYYYYYY~~~
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Damien and Kt'Cha are mine
Chesiirian species is of my design
Art is also mine
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Comments: 49
Don't tell me how to live my life.
Lol, thank u<3
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NEEDS MORE COWBELL TRIANGLES, DAMN YOU
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first off, that title though XD i love it!
What rich and fun coloring in this one, i adore this piece!
And God Almighty if that Vort isn't hawwwwwwt
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I am incredibly original with titles. .D.
Yay, Thank you!
I wish I had nice thighs like him. *swoons*
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HAHA he IS really solid 
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Oh, not particularly.
He prefers women but he won't say no to a dude, either. Though, he's more into a platonic kind of 'love' either way. But a stripper's gotta make some money to fuel his shopping and cat-related habits, lol.
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oohhhhh he is ultra cutie I dun care what he does for a living
I'd lurve dat boi
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Huehuehue Thank you! ;u; <333
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Naaaaaahhhh... the background is just f-*puke*. I'm sorry I meant to say, it's fantas-*puke*.
It's ama-*puke*.
pew pew pew
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Omg You're too kind. OTL;;;
BUT THANK YOU.
PEW PEW P-PEW TO YOU, TOO.
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PEW PEW PEW You derserve i-*puke*
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I see this image (which is so well-detailed and fantastic, excellent work 
I guess it was the combination of the triangle fashion and the background that made me think when i saw this in my message board that this was a tribute of the 80s MTV-like style. XP
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Ohmygod, it DOES fit with that song really well!
I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO THAT WHEN I WAS DOING THIS. It would have come out 100 times more bizarre and wonky. ;___;
Thank you very much! <333
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Well at least now you have a song for the next time you're drawing in this style. XP
Glad to provide the tune! Keep up the awesome work. ^^
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And it's back in overly shiny and just as impractical newness!
*LOUD NASAL INHALE NOISE* --- Ahhhhhhhhhh
The future smells of air freshener and chrome, lol.
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Gotta say im more of a fan of the lower half of him................please don't take that in a wrong way.
Like the outfit..it's very nice. For some reason his get up reminds me of first person lover. at least i think that's what it was called.
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I liked his hooker boots and belt a lot, too. ewe
That actually does ring a bell. It's one of those silly lewd games, right? Shoot your enemies' clothes off and win the game and stuff.
Only in this case, Damien would be shooting his own clothes off for cash, lol.
Thank you! <333
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The title just reminds me of like, "Magic Mike" meets either "Back To the Future" or "Star Wars" and it's too perfect~
And oh my God you shush your backgrounds are perf okay-
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I just... went with the first thing that came to mind. I've watched a lot of Space Dandy, too, so where there's a Dandy in Space, there's also a Stripper in Space. Because reasons, lol.
;___; I try with the backgrounds but this is usually as good as they get. One day they'll be as good as the character art. One day. *shakes fist*
Thank you very much!
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Never said it was a bad thing, I love it it's amazing!~
Your backgrounds are perf okay senpai they're perfect-
And not a problem at all!~
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Damien doesn't even look ridiculous in that outfit. He WURKS IT.
Kt'Cha on the other hand looks like this wasn't his idea but that's ok, nobody can argue with those glasses. I just love his...COLLAR...THING? ALL OF THE TRIANGLES especially the ones on Damien's legs. He could wear this stuff every day and people would just accept it and impale more hearts onto his pool-noodle horns.
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It's Damien's super power. Turning really stupid outfits into seriously rad fashion statements.
His pool-noodle horns just make it better. He just has to be careful not to flip his head around and slap someone with them.
Kt'Cha is being a normal cat and not approving of this clothing bullshit. Engray cAt. But at least her collar is supa' fly. Not that she cares, lol.
HuehuehuehUEHUE THANK YOU VERY MUCH! >U>
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i still love how this turned out. Kat'Cha and Damien are so cute, even with the sneering face. I love the colors you put on this man
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I had a little bit of a crisis with just what kind of colors I should/wanted to use but they came out okay for the most part.
Kt'Cha is best tsundere longcat friend 2015, lel.
THANK YOU <333
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A world without men would be pretty boring.
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I just wish there were more creative fashions for male models in this retro shtick. Because it's like, the ladies get ALL of the bizarro junk slapped on and then the guys are just: suits and ties BUT WITH CIRCUT BOARD PATTERNZ or EVERYTHING IS BLACK AND HAS NO SPECIFIC DIFFERENCE FROM CURRENT FASHION.
I had to scrounge, lol.
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You can still hear the echoes of the text and colors screaming in your head if you listen hard enough.
Spoooooooopyyyyyyyy~
Lol, thank you very much! ^w^ <3
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i can e3e
You're welcome ^^
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Oh My God!! I can't even right now X'D !!!!!
There's so F***ing much going on here its Amazing!!!!
The little heart THROUGH his horn the lazer gun the shades the FREAKIN COLOR EXPLOSION!!! This is Gorjus! to me lol seriously!
I love bright ass colors and randomness, but it does hit Retro-Futurism on the freakin dot to me.
Oh Jeebus ;u; This is Awesome Cau!!!
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TOO MANY THING TO TAKE IN AT ONCE AAAAH
I... I had to include the really stupid horn accessory. Damien just needs dumb accessories to go along with his weird outfits and stuff. It's one of those things that are set in stone because reasons that aren't even within my control. They just look really good on him. ;__;
I AM GLAD THAT IT CAME OUT SOMEWHAT RECOGNIZABLE TO RETRO. Because I just found the most random and common aspects of the fashion and smashed them all into one picture as best I could. IT WORKED.
THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!
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It really does work for him doesn't it lol -^^-
And its always a pleasure Cau!! ~^^~
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That is all sorts of fabulous. Not even kidding.
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Love the new species!.. X3
Personally I don't see fashion is a big change in the future... I just think its environment and transportation is the major part... But that's just me... 
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Longcat aliemz is always in style. Even if they're sour-faced and look like they want to hide under the couch.
I'm sure we'll be seeing more of the sciency aspect of things come out versus the fashion part in the long run. I know that I want my freaking hover boat/car/bus/skateboard when I finally have enough money for it. >8I
Thank youuuuu~
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It's so cute!.. X3
I would love to have a hover board!.. That would be awesome!.. Priorities, scientists!.. Stop making nuclear weapons and focus on the important stuff!.. XD
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Fashion's changed pretty radically in the past hundred years. It'll probably keep doing so. Maybe not to that extent, though.
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True... I can see why some people see that... Also, environment and technology has advanced even more than fashion in the past 20 years... Even in the past 60... Not even 55 years ago, TV never exsisted... About 20 or so years ago, handheld videogames and cellphones just came into exsistance.
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Give mankind another hundred years, and we'll have tech nobody alive today can imagine. New discoveries stack on top of each other, and our rate of new discoveries is accelerating drastically.
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