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TheCoconutTurtle — Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon: Houndoom VS Absol
Published: 2014-07-31 03:38:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 1914; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 2
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Original: (Darth Vader VS. Adolf Hitler) www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeLrlm…Okay, so Houndoom looks NOTHING like Darth Vader, in fact, his outfit went in a Wesker-ish direction.
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Houndoom:
Someone who loathes you, bitch! Now stand up and rhyme!
I only let you out so I can beat your ass a second time!
Roar like Manetric, voice of Poochyena!
I'm on the leader of your limp-dicked, Mightyena!
I strike back hard against a Dark-Type!
Toss your ass in the air, Fairy-Type!
Ask Typhlosion who the fuck I am!
I spit sick shit so focused, I break your concentration camp!
I'm a real Dark-Type, you runt! So suck on deez!
These Fire-type nuts!
I'm going to enjoy watching you die!
So let me do it with my own eyes!
Absol:
You look stressed Houndoom, you appear to be in pain!
You need a vacation. Here, take a trip on my train!
I mean, you leading a army of Dark-types? Disgraceful!
Even your mic skills still aren't fully operational!
You got on bitch pregnant then gave in to the hate!
Now you're 4'7 and black, but can't get a date!
Flamethrower? You need a flamethrower!
Use some of your force to fix your freaking respirator!
You think you're powerful with your paw pinches?
You couldn't even get your own son into the Pokemon buisness!
Everything you do is an epic fail!
Now stand at attention and Sieg freaking Heil!
What's wrong, Doomy? Can't take anymore?
Not suprising coming from Darkrai's whore!
Houndoom: *laughs*
Absol: Yeah! Take that! What's the matter? Where is the DJ? Why are you laughing?
Sableye: *comes into the scene* Because you're standing over the Sharpedo Pit.
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Comments: 7
EPIC. RAP. BATTLES. OF. POKEMOOOOON!
DARTHHOUNDOOM.. VERSHES! ABSOL HITLEEEEER!
I AM ABSOL HITLER, COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REIHG, LITTLE KNOWN FACT. ALSO DUBS ON ZE MIC. YOU ARE HOUNDOOM WIZ YOUR LITTLE HORNS AND CAPE AND SUNGLASSES TO COVER UP THOSE BURNT-ASS EYES! YOU HAVE A FORCE TO MOVE OBJECTS, I AM A FORCE TRULY EVIL, EVEN WENT BACK IN TIME EVEN LOOKED THROUGH UR PRECUAL! I MEAN LOOK AT CHU, YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL HOUNDOOM! I PREFERRED YOU IN POKEBALLS BUT THAT WOULDN'T EVEN WORK!
YOU CAN'T RHYME AGAINST THE DARK TYPES, OF COURSE, WHY EVEN BOTHER, SO MANY DUDES BEEN WITH YOUR MOM, WHO EVEN KNOWS IF I'M YOUR FATHER?! YOUR A SCREWED UP LITTLE BISH, WITH A HORN AS YOUR KNIFE, I'LL CALL MY HOMEBOY IN ISRAEL, AND SEE WHO GOT THE LAST LAUGH!
WHO WON?! WHO'S NEXT!? YOU DECIDE!!!!
HAHAHAHA
eh? what's so funny?
you're standing over the man-hole...
huh??? AAAAH I AM ABSOL HITLER!
(the end xD)
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Now this made my day!! xD
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Le gusta? Eso fue sólo el primer episodio de la rap
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