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Published: 2006-09-21 23:46:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 1530; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 4
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Description (Jeff Hardy; (c) himself. Currently in the employ of World Wrestling Entertainment, RAW.)

Characters: Jeff Hardy! Yaaaay!

You know, as much as I'd grown to love wrestling, I'd given up on RAW a while back. Kane was ensnared in some crazy acid-flashback plot that involved beating himself up a lot, Rob Van Dam had hightailed it for the ECW along with most other cruiserweights with any sense at all, Edge kept winning matches for no adequately-explained reason, Chris Jericho had left the building and not come back, Shawn Michaels' lobotomy stitches started to show as he became Triple H's jabbering helper monkey, and former punk-grrl! Lita had proven to, in fact, be a fuming hoebag, whose masterful battle plan now amounted to dropping out of her top and punching a lot of guys in the balls so Edge could pin them.

Woo.

But I do love the Hardy Boyz, newbie that I am, if only from precious bootleg videos, rare glimpses of grainy swanton bombs and clearly deranged shouting at the Undertaker on YouTube, and my almost maternal fondness for Matt Hardy during his stint on RAW (you know, before he moved to Smackdown! and started losing to the Miz). And once Jeff showed up, I was drawn once more into the heaving corporate bosom.

Sure, I'm a shill. Sure I'm giving ratings to a show that's much more lackluster than it used to be. But there are swantons.

Swantons! Multiple!

He's a crazy bastard, and I do love him so.

(This is supposed to be his "YYYYYYYYYOU can't BREAK me, 'Taker!" face; although, really, he was right. The Undertaker couldn't do much to Jeff that Jeff hadn't already done to himself. G'heh.)

Materials: Mechanical pencil, Sharpie pen, Microsoft Paint.
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Comments: 11

Alanza [2009-07-12 09:11:38 +0000 UTC]

I got to find a youtube video of that XD

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Serujuunin [2009-03-14 01:58:28 +0000 UTC]

wow. how true.

wrestling all together seems to not have much. but JEFF.

but then, I am a fangirl... so...

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Chemical-Spondge [2007-06-03 15:08:04 +0000 UTC]

AWSOME!!!! Great style!

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xevilxkittyx [2007-04-01 00:27:42 +0000 UTC]

awsome it looks alot like him

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TheCrowchan In reply to xevilxkittyx [2007-04-02 18:42:15 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Sammi-x [2007-02-15 14:19:23 +0000 UTC]

Yes, Jeff is tre secksay.

FABULOUS. Random comment.

I cannot express the joy in my heart seeing Jeff come back to Raw.

"IT'S JEFF. FREAKING. HARRRRRRRRDEEEEH!!!"
Inside joke. xDDD

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TheCrowchan In reply to Sammi-x [2007-04-02 18:42:44 +0000 UTC]

He is smexy to the maxx!

(And he's AMAZING in ladder matches. Guh. How do his LEGS still bend?)

Thanks for looking!

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In-CognitA [2006-11-11 14:01:38 +0000 UTC]

Bwahahahahahaha! <3 *points and giggles* I remember this! : D He had some great matches against Taker : P
Loving his face, it's priceless. And your style is quite good too! *thumbs up*

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TheCrowchan In reply to In-CognitA [2006-11-23 23:29:42 +0000 UTC]

Oh, Jeff. xD He's got such a great, rubbery, face. I still don't know that I drew it in its cartoony extremis, but it's so much fun to try.

(And it's even more fun when he's fighting the Undertaker because he's constantly flipping off of or getting powered through things; a suplex, and he gets cracked in half. xDD I heart him so.)

And thank you! ^_^ I appreciate it!

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HBK316 [2006-10-16 21:21:50 +0000 UTC]

HAHA lol. I could actually tell it was him as SOON as i saw it lol!!!

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TheCrowchan In reply to HBK316 [2006-10-27 01:46:07 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! xD Jeff Hardy is indeed full of joy. Weird, bendy, swanton joy.

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