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Police Officer: You are under arrest.

Zaid: Under what charges?

Police Officer: For using burner accounts to cyberstalk people and harass them with violent threats and for slander (including minors), disrespecting your father on YouTube and the founding fathers with the first amendment.

Zaid: But I'm the fucking victim! You will be featured in my online harassment series if you don't let me go.

Police Officer: Yeah right, I'm not afraid of your smear campaign. Now be quiet and let me recite the Lin Manuel Miranda rights since you don't get to have an attorney nor a trial.

I picture that this would go something like this.

Description
Police Officer: You are under arrest.

Zaid: Under what charges?

Police Officer: For using burner accounts to cyberstalk people and harass them with violent threats and for slander (including minors), disrespecting your father on YouTube and the founding fathers with the first amendment.

Zaid: But I'm the fucking victim! You will be featured in my online harassment series if you don't let me go.

Police Officer: Yeah right, I'm not afraid of your smear campaign. Now be quiet and let me recite the Lin Manuel Miranda rights since you don't get to have an attorney nor a trial.

I picture that this would go something like this.