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TheDemonskunk — Moone Moon and Ronnie Baltimore [Americana]

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Moone Moon
Moone Moon used to be a suave ladies wolf who played a mean trumpet before he was cursed by a magic mirror into a jackass. At least, that's what he tells people.


It's normal for a young were to be taken by an intense wanderlust. Were parents expect their children to leave home between the ages of 10 and 16 to try to find their place in the world. Many of these young weres end up staying at the Werehouse - a commune with free apartments for those willing to do their chores. Most of these weres live alone, or with a small group of friends.


Moone, however, still shares a small 1 bedroom apartment with his dad. Moone was raised by a single father, Gibbous Moon, and unlike most weres, is terrified of leaving home or sleeping alone. Moone has been in theater since he started highschool, and loves music, especially the trumpet. He's big into this new rock-and-roll thing, but he thinks it could use a lot more brass. If he could only get in with a band, he might be able to jumpstart ska well before its time.


Against all odds, Moone managed to score a date with the classiest chassis in school - Gretchen Goode - a self styled occultist nightmare. Despite being with the hottest doll in Djerkwotr, Moone struggled to perform in the bedroom. Feeling emasculated, he jumped at a dare from some of Gretchen's crew and broke into the undead wizard, Mr. Bones', basement reliquary. While he was down in that dusty old room he caught his reflection in the mirror. As he crept toward it, he noticed something was off - the clothes, the hair, the height, it was all right - but he was a donkey. Feeling humiliated, Moone punched the mirror and shattered it.


When he climbed out of the reliquary, everyone saw him for the jackass he was. To add insult to injury, Gretchen broke it off with him after another week of passionless nights. She explained that it was obvious he wasn't really into girls, and he blamed it on the mirror turning his dick gay. He wrote several songs about how much of an icy, manipulative bitch she was after the breakup.


A few days later he got caught crying in the hall by a cute poodle - Casey. Casey said Moone's ears were cute cute and he shouldn't cry. Moone said he wasn't crying and that he wasn't into guys. Casey asked if he wanted to go on a totally straight date to the Shake Pit. When they kissed on the roof of the shake pit diner, Moone insisted it was the mirror's fault, but when he saw Casey dance for him in a skirt he couldn't deny it any longer. He still wasn't gay, but they were going steady.


That is, until Casey turned up dead.


Ronnie Baltimore
Ronnie is a car nerd that hides his huge pulsating brain under a meticulously styled pompadour and a stylish leather jacket.


Ronnie had a typical were childhood. He left home at an early age and moved in to the Werehouse with his best friend Stray - a decidedly feline looking were with the same sense of style. Ronnie joined the car club and made friends with a pack of likeminded individuals.


Ronnie and his crew know the importance of working all of your muscles, even if the brain isn't technically a muscle. Despite them all looking like models from those muscle calendars, each and every one of them know how an aetheric engine works, and how to make that baby purr.


One day after school, Ronnie noticed a poodle with fabulous hair he'd seen around a few times and finally decided to ask him what he used. It was just just poodle pom, but Ronnie hadn't heard of it before. The two got to talking about hair, then cars, and before they knew it Casey was showing Ronnie how he styled his 'do. Naturally Ronnie shared the secret with his crew, and they've had fabulous hair from that day forward.


Casey, Ronnie and the crew hung out every now and again to bash ears about cars and product. Ronnie had promised to help Casey fix up his car, but it was more of a beater than he'd expected. It took more time to get the parts than he'd intended, but he was finally ready to get the job done.


That is, until Casey turned up dead.


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