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suatu siang di sebuah kantor polisi...
Papol:"nama?" *sambil ngetik*
Mao:*duduklikeaboss* "Mao"
Papol:"jenis kelamin?"
Mao:"laki-laki"
Papol:*lirik* "dek, kamu jangan suka iseng ya sama orangtua, jelas2 kamu ini perempuan!" *sambil ngetik*
Mao:"........ *bengong* ...tapi saya laki-laki pak...."
Papol:"kamu kualat loh dek ntar ngebohongin orangtua!"
Mao:"............" *speechless*
Papol:"kesalahan kamu?"
Mao:"......bahkan saya ga tau kenapa saya ditangkep, emang saya ngapain pak....?"
Papol:"lha kamu kesini ngapain kalo ga ngelakuin kesalahan yang bisa bikin kamu ditangkep dek!" *kesel*
Mao:".....bahkan saya yang dikejar2 bawahan bapak sambil buka2 baju mau ngeraep saya kayaknya.."
Papol:
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ah sudahlah abaikan saja percakapan diatas :'D
idenya diberikan oleh ~miyAasHiin
Mao Illyuziya is mine~
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Comments: 59
thedevilstruesmile In reply to ??? [2012-01-26 16:05:14 +0000 UTC]
..............tan........bahkan yang sering penuh itu toilet cwe bukan toilet cwo..... /koqtau
tapi idenya oke juga /brbgelindingan
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bluemanaphy In reply to thedevilstruesmile [2012-01-26 16:48:37 +0000 UTC]
tapi kan banyak kemungkinaan???
yaa paling ga kalo salah masuk toilet mao ga malu malu banget lah ya :"D
/brbgelindinginkakshin
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to bluemanaphy [2012-01-26 17:10:39 +0000 UTC]
iya kalo masuk toilet cwe seengganya ga bakal digebukin diteriakin mesum sama yang di dalem
/terjunbebas
trus pengen bikin mini manganya............ /gelindinginintan
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hirappon [2012-01-26 02:35:56 +0000 UTC]
Aku ampe lupa mau komen apa gara2 terdistraksi komen nad yang bilang Mao imba
#matingakak
//komen ga penting
//curcol
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to hirappon [2012-01-26 04:17:31 +0000 UTC]
iya donk Mao kan imba, mau cwo apa cwe tetep aja dianggep cwe /prang
ELLII Y-U-NO BIKIN MUGSHOOOTTTTTT /ngajak2
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hirappon In reply to thedevilstruesmile [2012-01-27 02:57:27 +0000 UTC]
Baiklah Mao....
nyokap Mao IMBA juga?
/prang
M-mager kak
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to hirappon [2012-01-27 08:38:54 +0000 UTC]
nyokapnya IMBA ga yaaaaaa
emaknya aja menjelma jadi api gitu pasti IMBA donk /gelindingan
....saya juga mager sebenernya tapi....uda jadi gimana donk...? /ketabrak
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to miyAasHiin [2012-01-25 16:42:07 +0000 UTC]
polisinya donk~ kalo Mao yang buka baju beneran ditangkep dia mengganggu ketertiban jalan
alias dikejar2 orang sekampung /plak
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miyAasHiin In reply to thedevilstruesmile [2012-01-26 06:45:03 +0000 UTC]
Hoooo...kirain~
Padahal kalo Mao yg buka baju bakal kukejar...
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to miyAasHiin [2012-01-26 08:08:12 +0000 UTC]
dia bakal kabur duluan kalo dikejar2
mungkin naek ke atas pohon /loh
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to miyAasHiin [2012-01-26 09:45:21 +0000 UTC]
iyaaaa cari aja di pohon terdekat
/plak
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Yukinechii [2012-01-25 11:17:44 +0000 UTC]
Maaaaaoooooooooo
diantara semua Oc cowo, cuman kamu cowo yg keliatan sangat "Perempuan" //dihajar
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to Yukinechii [2012-01-25 12:15:47 +0000 UTC]
Fiiiiinnnnnnnnnn
pffffttt aku ga tau harus senang ato sedih dengernya
/malahsenengsepertinya /dhuar
dia emang terlihat seperti cwe /authormengakui /digamparin
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AxelArts In reply to thedevilstruesmile [2012-01-25 07:15:56 +0000 UTC]
dan kumasukkan dalam Galery Favorite "Outfit Design"
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to AxelArts [2012-01-25 07:21:19 +0000 UTC]
waa makasi banyak favenyaa
padahal itu desain bajunya juga niru2 dikit :'D
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AxelArts In reply to thedevilstruesmile [2012-01-25 09:57:02 +0000 UTC]
niru tapi akhirnya dimodif kan??
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to godangdang [2012-01-24 17:22:21 +0000 UTC]
.............fleksibel donk kakaknyaaa~~ jadi kalo lawan cwe pake wujud cwo kalo lawan cwo pake wujud cwo juga /dor
sing penting bukan oranggila /meledug
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godangdang In reply to thedevilstruesmile [2012-01-24 18:08:26 +0000 UTC]
orang gila...mainannya pistol bius
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to godangdang [2012-01-24 18:48:19 +0000 UTC]
serem ya mainannya pistol bius :') /prang
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jaeshika [2012-01-24 15:47:39 +0000 UTC]
Maong kamu pake piyama apa itu kok cakeeeep? #salah
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to jaeshika [2012-01-24 16:08:35 +0000 UTC]
piyama model baru lohhh~~~
murah koq beli 2 gratis topi.... /wot
bang Epil sama bang Sykes pake juga doonkk~~
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jaeshika In reply to thedevilstruesmile [2012-01-24 16:25:54 +0000 UTC]
berarti kalo beli 2 pasang buat Evyks gratis topi-- //penghematan
gimana yaaa, ehmmmm, pake ga yaaa
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to jaeshika [2012-01-24 16:33:25 +0000 UTC]
iya gratis donk topinya~~ tapi topinya cuma dapet satu doank /prang
pake donk abang2nyaaaa kan dakuh mau liaaattttt
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jaeshika In reply to thedevilstruesmile [2012-01-24 16:52:31 +0000 UTC]
masa makenya gabung?
pake gak yaaaaaa hmmmmmm kasitau gak yaaaaa
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to jaeshika [2012-01-24 17:01:28 +0000 UTC]
....mungkin topinya bisa dibagi dua...? /dor
aaaaaa pakeee pakeee ayoo doonkkk aku kan kangen sama si kembaaarrrrrrrr
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jaeshika In reply to thedevilstruesmile [2012-01-24 17:22:49 +0000 UTC]
Kan Winter manganya udah bisa jadi pelepas kangen #tsaaah
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to jaeshika [2012-01-24 17:30:01 +0000 UTC]
tapi tapi aku mau abang kembar berfoto sebagai tahanan ;3; /loh /grompyang
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ikizaku [2012-01-24 12:22:40 +0000 UTC]
tampang mao bahagia amat dipoto kea gitu yah
dhek mao... hobi diraep? >D //terlempar
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to ikizaku [2012-01-24 12:33:40 +0000 UTC]
oh iya donk~ lagi dalam keadaan apapun kalo difoto harus gayaa~~ /plak
pffttt dulu hobi dia itu hampir diraep terus sama cwo2 yang lewat depan dia
/ikutterlempar
Mao:"..........."
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ikizaku In reply to thedevilstruesmile [2012-01-24 13:05:57 +0000 UTC]
ihiy~~ asoy dong >D awas tuh suami ngamuk XDDD
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to ikizaku [2012-01-24 13:16:15 +0000 UTC]
Pffftttt asoy ga asoy yang mau ngeraep pasti abis digebukin sama dia
/plak
Uhukk itu sebelum ketemu sama si abang koq
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15DEATH [2012-01-24 06:17:15 +0000 UTC]
luwoooooooooool ngakak guling2 baca percakapan di atas
tuh kan.... mao emang trap
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to 15DEATH [2012-01-24 06:32:18 +0000 UTC]
bahkan papol pun tertipu
dia ngga trap, cuma sedikit mirip sama cwe /samaaja
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15DEATH In reply to thedevilstruesmile [2012-01-24 08:55:53 +0000 UTC]
ambigu pernyataan itu maka jangan salahkan kalo banyak yang tertipu.... //slapp
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to 15DEATH [2012-01-24 10:31:39 +0000 UTC]
sudah banyak koq yang tertipu termasuk anda /dor
namanya juga masi masa pertumbuhan~ /apanya
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15DEATH In reply to thedevilstruesmile [2012-01-24 13:42:36 +0000 UTC]
malah diinget2.....
pertumbuhan? pertumbuhan apanya?
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to 15DEATH [2012-01-24 14:37:50 +0000 UTC]
lalalalalalalaa~~
apanya yaaaaa masa kamu ga tau siiiii /prang
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15DEATH In reply to thedevilstruesmile [2012-01-24 15:34:02 +0000 UTC]
beneran ga tau koook //soksuci
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thedevilstruesmile In reply to 15DEATH [2012-01-24 16:09:02 +0000 UTC]
aaaa masi si abangnya ga tauuu /toel
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