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Published: 2015-12-29 18:19:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 601; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 7
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Bathing in the blood of your enemies might be good for the skin, but it really dries out your hair. Best to just wash it out and use a moisturizing lotion instead. You'll get stared at less too (you know, from not having the blood-stains all over you).START | << PREV | Next >>
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(que laugh track) www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJXKie… Hehehe! mylittlefacewhen.com/f/11546/
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Best to just wash it out and use a moisturzing lotion instead. You'll get stared at less too (you know, from not having the blood-stains all over you).
Hate to break it to you, Deeg, but this is the Equestrian Wasteland. Outside of a still functioning Stable that still had a working water purification magic, a "clean bath" is pretty much out of the question, and I doubt any lotions have lasted the 200+ plus years after The Great War.
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Wait, ponies had the science to make cans of beenie-weenie last 200 years, but not any kind of moisturizer? O.o Think of the untapped market for helping ghouls achieve smoother skin!
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They had the science to make cans of beenie-weenie last 200 years, but I doubt they have the technology to keep it fresh for that long to top it off. Canned food still expires, after all, Deeg; heck, it was you that made that point in the OPRI campaign that I ran for that short amount of time back up in Orlando! However, all the moisturizer in Equestria isn't going to turn a Ghoul into a Smoothskin, because Ghoul look the way they do because they were baking in radiation (and, in the case of Fallout: Equestria, balefire on top of the standard radiation that comes from thermonuclear bombs). I doubt just coating your skin in Dove® is gonna do enough to keep the skin fresh and smooth after 481,216r/sec and every dark curse ever known in zebra magic all hitting at the same time!
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Its a very athletically sporting addition. But the deadpan voice i picture that delivered in, has me cackling.
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That is probably the best voice to imagine it in.
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