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Published: 2013-06-04 16:59:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 29832; Favourites: 92; Downloads: 90
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Ying strolled into her and Yuki’s room. She wore a loose grey shirt and her soccer shorts which for once were clean. She approached the desk located on the side of their room, on it was a slim borderless monitor, and a small camera propped up on a small stand which faced the chair. Ying eased herself into the computer chair covered in soft blue fabric. She enjoyed the feeling of the seat molding to the shape of her plump butt. But now was not the time to enjoy furniture design!Ying swiveled in her chair absentmindedly as she tapped the desk in front of her. Almost instantly, an outline of a keyboard appeared on the desk in front of the monitor and the screen flashed on. She was now only a click away from starting the camera.
“My first online conversation…” She said to herself after taking a deep breath. Ying would never admit to being nervous. But she knew that at this moment, she was excited to see how the upcoming conversation would go. “I wonder who I’m talking to… wait… how many people are coming!?”
“Camera on.” A female voice from the computer announced.
“Wait! I didn’t say…!”
As the camera flashed on, Ying instantly relaxed as if she flipped a switch and smiled at the camera.
“Um… hello? Everyone.” She started. “Ying here. I’m um… crap what did Yuki tell me to say…” She mumbled. “Uhh, I’m answering your questions today so… ask… away?” Ying mentally slapped herself and her delivery. “That sounded cheesy as hell…”
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Comments: 600
jobeyonekinobe In reply to ??? [2013-06-08 21:26:31 +0000 UTC]
lightweights *rolls eyes* is there anything that makes you extra gassy? Beyond the normal gassiness I mean
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TheDrifter91 In reply to jobeyonekinobe [2013-06-09 08:34:21 +0000 UTC]
"Well honestly I'm not sure. I love to eat and I eat a lot. I guess what would give me more gas than usual is if I eat a strange combination of foods in one sitting. Like... a meat lovers pizza, then a chilly dog, then some deviled eggs, and maybe some ice cream or something. Yeah... that would have my belly rumbling real bad."
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jobeyonekinobe In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-09 22:02:41 +0000 UTC]
Why don't we test that out? I'll even pick up the tab
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TheDrifter91 In reply to jobeyonekinobe [2013-06-10 09:48:20 +0000 UTC]
"Hehe, I think I wouldn't mind that."
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jobeyonekinobe In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-10 19:19:20 +0000 UTC]
Great, where should we meet up?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to jobeyonekinobe [2013-06-10 19:47:16 +0000 UTC]
(lol is this an RP request?)
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73squiggle [2013-06-07 00:21:02 +0000 UTC]
Does rachel still bother you despite beating her alot.? Or does she steer clear of you now?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to 73squiggle [2013-06-07 00:25:46 +0000 UTC]
"HAha, oh no she still hates that I'm the top farter of the group now. We compete all the time. But were closer friends now than we were when we first met so its all good."
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SkunkLunk In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-07 16:22:09 +0000 UTC]
You and rachel are friends now? or are you talking about hayley?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to SkunkLunk [2013-06-07 19:12:58 +0000 UTC]
"Oh Jeez! I was thinking about Hayley. But Rachel... actually I know Rachel and I don't get along but... I actually haven't seen her in awhile."
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73squiggle In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-07 03:38:59 +0000 UTC]
Can you think of a videogame or cartoon character who is alot like you?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to 73squiggle [2013-06-07 04:46:29 +0000 UTC]
"That is a tough one. Are there any cartoon girls as cool as me?" Ying laughs. "I guess Hitomi from DOA is a lot like me. Or maybe Jill Valentine.
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TheScudworth In reply to ??? [2013-06-06 11:01:28 +0000 UTC]
What practice do you do to improve at farting?
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TheScudworth In reply to TheScudworth [2013-06-07 19:48:03 +0000 UTC]
Do you think you could ever write a song with your farts?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to TheScudworth [2013-06-06 20:51:45 +0000 UTC]
"I practice by farting different ways. Well, like changing the sound or forcing it out harder. I practice most with big bassy farts, my signature." *Wink* "I can do SBD's at will most of the time but I don't try to since they are so easy. Basically I challenge myself when I fart."
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tmgbulldog In reply to ??? [2013-06-06 03:50:43 +0000 UTC]
Hi there I would like to kno what would u do if u could not stop farting or what would u do if u couldn't fart anymore
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TheDrifter91 In reply to tmgbulldog [2013-06-06 04:03:39 +0000 UTC]
"If I could not stop? I would love that!" Ying says getting a big smile on her face. "Its already my favorite past time so why not? And if by some chance I couldn't fart ever again... I'd start practicing my burping." She laughs.
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tmgbulldog In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-06 04:21:09 +0000 UTC]
What if u couldn't get any gas out at all
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TheDrifter91 In reply to tmgbulldog [2013-06-06 04:23:15 +0000 UTC]
"Then I would have to kill myself." She says with another laugh.
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TheDrifter91 In reply to tmgbulldog [2013-06-06 21:01:21 +0000 UTC]
"Well hopefully that never happens to me."
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TheDrifter91 In reply to tmgbulldog [2013-06-06 23:06:33 +0000 UTC]
"Sorry... don't mean to creep you out."
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tmgbulldog In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-07 03:50:46 +0000 UTC]
Nah it creepy I'm talking to a cute girl through some guy who don't exist is all btw wtf is yuki?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to tmgbulldog [2013-06-07 04:45:17 +0000 UTC]
(Ah I understand. Do you mean "where" is Yuki?)
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TheDrifter91 In reply to garsedj [2013-06-05 20:19:49 +0000 UTC]
"Thanks for this. I love food." Ying begins eating. "Selling my farts? Heh, good idea, i'd probably get rich off of that."
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TheDrifter91 In reply to garsedj [2013-06-14 19:49:55 +0000 UTC]
"Heh, no not yet but it is something I plan to do some day."
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TheScudworth In reply to ??? [2013-06-05 14:51:56 +0000 UTC]
Hey ying, when was the first time you discovered your smelly talent?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to TheScudworth [2013-06-05 17:07:48 +0000 UTC]
"As long as I can remember I've been able to fart very well." Ying leans over a rips a big bassy fart to show off. "Now I'm always practicing to get better."
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TheScudworth In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 17:38:33 +0000 UTC]
have you ever pushed a bit too hard when forcing out a fart?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to TheScudworth [2013-06-05 17:40:07 +0000 UTC]
"Hehe, you mean like have I ever sharted?" Ying turns her face away to hide her blushing. "Yeah... I have done that."
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TheScudworth In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 17:46:36 +0000 UTC]
Oh really! Could you please explain!
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TheDrifter91 In reply to TheScudworth [2013-06-05 19:49:24 +0000 UTC]
"Well... I mean you know. Sometimes I fart too much and the next fart that comes happens to not be a fart and... gets messy."
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TheDrifter91 In reply to TheScudworth [2013-06-05 20:08:05 +0000 UTC]
Ying simly leaned to the side. *BBBBBBBbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmppppPTPTPTTTTTT!!!* and released a low rumbling fart into her chair for 10 second. "Hehe, yes. I can."
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TheScudworth In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 23:33:55 +0000 UTC]
nice! Do you ever do the talcum powder fart trick?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to TheScudworth [2013-06-06 01:27:01 +0000 UTC]
"The Talcum... powder... fart trick? What's that?"
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TheScudworth In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-06 09:06:43 +0000 UTC]
you know putting talcum powder on your butt-hole and then farting up a cloud
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TheDrifter91 In reply to TheScudworth [2013-06-06 21:09:47 +0000 UTC]
"Ohhhh! That sounds fun. I'll defiantly try that sometime!"
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shadowbird852 In reply to ??? [2013-06-05 08:29:45 +0000 UTC]
Would it bother you if you had a boyfriend who enjoys your farts?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to shadowbird852 [2013-06-05 08:49:43 +0000 UTC]
"I wouldn't mind that. Heh, in fact it should help."
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shadowbird852 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 08:51:26 +0000 UTC]
I see, so you would have no problem facesitting him and farting on him?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to shadowbird852 [2013-06-05 17:08:13 +0000 UTC]
"Nah, I would be cool with that."
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shadowbird852 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 19:27:53 +0000 UTC]
Interesting. By the way, have you ever knocked anyone out with your gas?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to shadowbird852 [2013-06-05 19:50:57 +0000 UTC]
"Hah, I have actually. I knocked out this one Jerk named Rachel a little while back in ISS. And I've knocked Yuki out a couple times as well." She gives a thumbs up.
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shadowbird852 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 20:02:49 +0000 UTC]
I see. Have you heard about the theory that the bigger your ass is the more you fart? My question is do you think you would fart as much as you do now if your ass was smaller?
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