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Ying strolled into her and Yuki’s room. She wore a loose grey shirt and her soccer shorts which for once were clean. She approached the desk located on the side of their room, on it was a slim borderless monitor, and a small camera propped up on a small stand which faced the chair. Ying eased herself into the computer chair covered in soft blue fabric. She enjoyed the feeling of the seat molding to the shape of her plump butt. But now was not the time to enjoy furniture design!Ying swiveled in her chair absentmindedly as she tapped the desk in front of her. Almost instantly, an outline of a keyboard appeared on the desk in front of the monitor and the screen flashed on. She was now only a click away from starting the camera.
“My first online conversation…” She said to herself after taking a deep breath. Ying would never admit to being nervous. But she knew that at this moment, she was excited to see how the upcoming conversation would go. “I wonder who I’m talking to… wait… how many people are coming!?”
“Camera on.” A female voice from the computer announced.
“Wait! I didn’t say…!”
As the camera flashed on, Ying instantly relaxed as if she flipped a switch and smiled at the camera.
“Um… hello? Everyone.” She started. “Ying here. I’m um… crap what did Yuki tell me to say…” She mumbled. “Uhh, I’m answering your questions today so… ask… away?” Ying mentally slapped herself and her delivery. “That sounded cheesy as hell…”
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TheDrifter91 In reply to ??? [2013-06-05 20:22:17 +0000 UTC]
"I haven't heard that theory. But it doesn't quite make since to me... Then again in my case that may be accurate haha."
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shadowbird852 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 20:23:58 +0000 UTC]
Let's say the theory is correct, would you want your ass to be bigger, that is to say, to be even more gassy than you are now?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to shadowbird852 [2013-06-05 20:27:16 +0000 UTC]
"Heh, well yes I would like that. I'm still growing though, so the future looks good." She smiles.
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shadowbird852 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 20:36:23 +0000 UTC]
I know this might be somewhat random, and if you find this offensive feel free to not answer and insult me however you want(or fart on me, which I assure you I would totally hate. *wink, wink*) but could you tell me what gender you're attracted to? Are you straight, bisexual or homosexual?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to shadowbird852 [2013-06-05 20:44:18 +0000 UTC]
"Heh, that's not a bad question. I'm pretty sure I'm straight."
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shadowbird852 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 20:49:55 +0000 UTC]
How well can you control your farts?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to shadowbird852 [2013-06-05 20:59:32 +0000 UTC]
"I can control them pretty well. I'm good at controling the sound, pitch, and force right now. I can not control smell hehe."
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shadowbird852 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 21:01:17 +0000 UTC]
Do you think maybe you could fart right now? Start off low and soft and then gradually make it louder and stronger?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to shadowbird852 [2013-06-06 01:18:33 +0000 UTC]
"Oh yeah that's easy." Ying lefts her right butt cheek and began easing out a soft low pitched fart. The fart went on for 5 seconds at the same pitch before growing louder and deeper until growing into a roar close to 20 seconds long. Finally it sputtered to a bubbly end. "Like that?" Ying chuckle.
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shadowbird852 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-06 05:33:38 +0000 UTC]
That was amazing! I heard you want to be a Gundam pilot when you grow up. Do you think your farting will affect your chances of becoming one?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to shadowbird852 [2013-06-06 05:35:32 +0000 UTC]
"Well I don't think it would. I can handle my farts well, and the only thing I think I would need to worry about is stinking up the cockpit." Ying answers with a laugh.
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shadowbird852 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-06 05:40:52 +0000 UTC]
Cool. I hope you get your dream job. I think that's all the questions I have. Could I maybe get a hug before leaving? And do you mind one last really long fart, like, just fart until the gas stops coming?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to shadowbird852 [2013-06-06 05:56:49 +0000 UTC]
"Hehe sure." Ying gives a hug and... *BBbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaBBBBBBBBBBPBPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbpppPPPPPPPPPPPPPppppttttTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPPTPTPTPTTPTTTTTTTTTTTTPP!!* It wasn't her longest fart but its duration was more than double of her previous fart, lasting over 40 seconds. It had mostly a low rumbling pitch except for the volume peaks which happened here and there before growing into a full on ripper in the end. "How's that for a goodbye?" Ying asks with a grin.
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shadowbird852 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-06 06:00:58 +0000 UTC]
That was an incredible goodbye It was great talking to such a beautiful girl *takes her hand and kisses it* I hope I see you again sometime.
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TheDrifter91 In reply to shadowbird852 [2013-06-06 06:04:47 +0000 UTC]
"It was fun aswering your questions, and nice to meet you too."
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shadowbird852 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-06 06:29:05 +0000 UTC]
Oh! I just remembered one last question. You know how in movie theaters they throw you out if you're too loud? Have you ever farted so loudly you got thrown out?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to shadowbird852 [2013-06-06 06:37:22 +0000 UTC]
"No I haven't. I have thought about doing that but I wouldn't want to kill the movie experience for everyone. I know, weird right?"
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shadowbird852 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-06 06:38:38 +0000 UTC]
All right, I'm pretty sure that's it. Thanks for answering my questions
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TheDrifter91 In reply to shadowbird852 [2013-06-06 06:41:13 +0000 UTC]
"Hehe, thanks for asking."
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rumpelteaser In reply to ??? [2013-06-05 08:21:39 +0000 UTC]
It is nice to finally see you. I'm a huge fan of your stories, you are quite beautiful.
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Vexxoverlord In reply to ??? [2013-06-05 05:50:02 +0000 UTC]
Do many guys think your cute? I my opinion i think your gorgeous ^^
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TheDrifter91 In reply to Vexxoverlord [2013-06-05 05:52:37 +0000 UTC]
"Hehe thank you. And you have NO idea." Ying says with a laugh.
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wutduzdaScoutersay In reply to ??? [2013-06-05 05:24:05 +0000 UTC]
Hey Ying...you wouldn't happen to need a nice guy about your age to take you to a movie, now would ya?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to wutduzdaScoutersay [2013-06-05 05:29:05 +0000 UTC]
Ying chuckled at the question. "I don't know. Would said guy be talking about a date?"
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wutduzdaScoutersay In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 05:39:29 +0000 UTC]
Depends if you're interested
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TheDrifter91 In reply to wutduzdaScoutersay [2013-06-05 05:43:47 +0000 UTC]
"Well, I don't mind hanging out at the theater with said guy my age and he pay for everything even though we wouldn't call it a date." Ying winks.
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wutduzdaScoutersay In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 05:47:07 +0000 UTC]
Oh...playing hard to get This just got interesting Ying....But I would be lying if I said I wouldn't enjoying hanging out
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TheDrifter91 In reply to wutduzdaScoutersay [2013-06-05 05:47:42 +0000 UTC]
"Then sure. I'm cool with hanging out." She smiles.
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SonCurran In reply to ??? [2013-06-05 03:15:01 +0000 UTC]
Hey Ying! I just wanted to say, you're totally awesome, and I love you!
So Ying, what types of clothes are your favorite, and what do you like to wear when you fart?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to SonCurran [2013-06-05 03:24:59 +0000 UTC]
"Hehe thanks for the compliment. My favorite cloths. Well my favorite color combination is Black, white, and blue. I like tank tops and t-shirts mostly. Then I also like cropped jackets. I don't have many skirts because I'm not to into them. Then I like jeans and basketball or soccer shorts. I like to wear jeans and just plain panties the most when I fart. I like the sound and vibrations they make when I wear jeans. And I like not having to push hard while wearing just panties."
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SonCurran In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 03:36:51 +0000 UTC]
Have you accidentally destroyed any panties while farting in them? And what is your favorite type of chair to sit on when you fart?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to SonCurran [2013-06-05 03:43:13 +0000 UTC]
"I haven't destroyed any panties yet." Ying winks. "And my favorite chair to fart in is either computer chairs because their fun even if I'm not farting in them. Or wooden chairs because the bounce sound very well."
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SonCurran In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 03:48:58 +0000 UTC]
That's pretty hot, who are your best friends? And what are some of the things you've enjoyed doing with them?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to SonCurran [2013-06-05 03:51:01 +0000 UTC]
"Well my BEST friend is my sister Yuki. But my best friends would be Shiani, Trish, Eva, and Hayley. We've gone out dancing. Play soccer together. Have eating and farting contests. Play games together. Trish Gossips..."
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Booklolz In reply to ??? [2013-06-05 02:34:36 +0000 UTC]
Hey there Ying. Big fan of yours.
Your friends are a pretty flatulent bunch as well. How would you rank them in terms of the power they put behind their bombs, and the potentcy of their odors?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to Booklolz [2013-06-05 02:42:37 +0000 UTC]
"Glad to know I have a fan! Well... I'll rank them on a 1 to 10 scale. Annnnd let's put me at 10... heh or even 11. Anyways! Shiani's are around a 5. Trish is maybe a 7. Hayley is a 7 mostly but she can probably even be an 8. Then Eva is a 1 or 2. She's not about power. Then for smell. Shiani, 6. Trish, 7. Hayley, 5. and Eva, 9. Smell is defiantly Her strong point."
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Booklolz In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 03:00:43 +0000 UTC]
so Eva the silent stinker then eh?
Curious, you obviously express your flatulence as s show of pride. What do you think gave you the mindset of a "proud farter"?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to Booklolz [2013-06-05 03:11:33 +0000 UTC]
"Well I've always been good at farting since I was young. Well younger. And my mom farts pretty well to, which is who I think I got it from. "She smirks. "Anyway, I've had a lot of farting contests with her and trying to beat her as always been a challenge. But recently I've been winning every contest. Once that happened I gained a LOT of pride in my skills. Since it was achieving something that I've been trying for so long to do."
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KiddUnderground In reply to ??? [2013-06-05 01:45:30 +0000 UTC]
Sorry for being late to the party, Ying!!! Hope you're doing well, miss
My question!!! So in addition to your love of gundams, do you see yourself in the future having like... A part time hustle or a side job alongside your dream job when you finish high school? If so, what would it be? Or will your dream job be you only job in the future?
I hope that made sense... Word up though!
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TheDrifter91 In reply to KiddUnderground [2013-06-05 01:55:28 +0000 UTC]
"Hey! And its never too late." Ying smiles. "And being a Gundam pilot is my dream job, there is nothing else I'd rather do than that. Honestly once I become a Gundam pilot, I fell like my life will be complete." Ying goes of into a momentary daydream thinking about it. "Oh! But you can ask more than one question too you know."
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hydranoid2009 In reply to ??? [2013-06-05 01:40:43 +0000 UTC]
can i be your shrunken slave? i would love to be your seat-cushion and smell your gas
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kent2010 In reply to ??? [2013-06-05 00:12:53 +0000 UTC]
Kenta: Hey Ying, what is your school like?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to kent2010 [2013-06-05 00:17:13 +0000 UTC]
"Its a massive school. It has all of the grades and has like 12 thousand kids. There is also like 6 or seven buildings all on a huge campus. A lot of kids are cool but... there are a ton of jerks too."
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kent2010 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 00:19:54 +0000 UTC]
Kenta: who's the worst person you've met in school?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to kent2010 [2013-06-05 00:22:23 +0000 UTC]
"Charletta. Hands down. She's a bitch."
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kent2010 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 00:25:51 +0000 UTC]
Kenta: Whats the worst thing she has done to you?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to kent2010 [2013-06-05 00:27:58 +0000 UTC]
"She's had her friends mess with my sister. Can't ever forgive her for that."
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kent2010 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 00:29:58 +0000 UTC]
Kenta: How is your sister?
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