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TheDrifter91 — Ying's QnA! (Ask questions in the comment section)

Published: 2013-06-04 16:59:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 29837; Favourites: 92; Downloads: 90
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Description Ying strolled into her and Yuki’s room. She wore a loose grey shirt and her soccer shorts which for once were clean. She approached the desk located on the side of their room, on it was a slim borderless monitor, and a small camera propped up on a small stand which faced the chair. Ying eased herself into the computer chair covered in soft blue fabric. She enjoyed the feeling of the seat molding to the shape of her plump butt. But now was not the time to enjoy furniture design!
Ying swiveled in her chair absentmindedly as she tapped the desk in front of her. Almost instantly, an outline of a keyboard appeared on the desk in front of the monitor and the screen flashed on. She was now only a click away from starting the camera.
“My first online conversation…” She said to herself after taking a deep breath. Ying would never admit to being nervous. But she knew that at this moment, she was excited to see how the upcoming conversation would go. “I wonder who I’m talking to… wait… how many people are coming!?”
“Camera on.” A female voice from the computer announced.
“Wait! I didn’t say…!”
As the camera flashed on, Ying instantly relaxed as if she flipped a switch and smiled at the camera.
“Um… hello? Everyone.” She started. “Ying here. I’m um… crap what did Yuki tell me to say…” She mumbled. “Uhh, I’m answering your questions today so… ask… away?” Ying mentally slapped herself and her delivery. “That sounded cheesy as hell…”
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The-Ch0sen-0ne In reply to ??? [2013-06-05 01:05:38 +0000 UTC]

Oh...Man,your fear makes my fear seem so practical and boring...

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TheDrifter91 In reply to The-Ch0sen-0ne [2013-06-05 01:07:20 +0000 UTC]

"We can't choose what we fear. So no reason to feel like its stupid or something."

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The-Ch0sen-0ne In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 01:12:39 +0000 UTC]

"Yeah...Pretty good point...So,does your sister get mad at you when you fart?...And did she get mad when you literally BLEW a hole through her jeans with your farts? *Laughs*

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TheDrifter91 In reply to The-Ch0sen-0ne [2013-06-05 01:15:19 +0000 UTC]

Ying laughed along. "She was pissed when I blew the hole in her pants. But otherwise she doesn't really get mad when I fart around her. Its when I intentionally try to annoy her with my farts that she gets upset."

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The-Ch0sen-0ne In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 01:17:40 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah? Like when?

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TheDrifter91 In reply to The-Ch0sen-0ne [2013-06-05 01:19:10 +0000 UTC]

"Like when I kept farting on her bed to the point that the smell was stuck in the sheets." Ying laughs. "Or when were watching tv together and I keep ripping farts at her."

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The-Ch0sen-0ne In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 01:22:39 +0000 UTC]

*Laughs along* I would be pretty pissed too if I smelt farts in my sheets all night...Unless it was from a girl of course...

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TheDrifter91 In reply to The-Ch0sen-0ne [2013-06-05 01:32:53 +0000 UTC]

"Well girl farts are filled with joy and happiness... I'm lying by the way, our farts are awful." Ying chuckles.

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The-Ch0sen-0ne In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 01:44:59 +0000 UTC]

Hehe...well,I for one,LOVE girl farts. ESPECIALLY when a girl farts in water...Ungh,they're the best,I mean,you can see the little fart bubbles and I love the gurgly sound they make...

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TheDrifter91 In reply to The-Ch0sen-0ne [2013-06-05 01:58:46 +0000 UTC]

"Hehe, yeah its pretty cool. The bigger the bubble the better!"

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The-Ch0sen-0ne In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 02:01:45 +0000 UTC]

Really? I say the more bubbles the better.

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TheDrifter91 In reply to The-Ch0sen-0ne [2013-06-05 02:04:00 +0000 UTC]

"Hehe, well then the size AND the quantity both matter."

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The-Ch0sen-0ne In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 02:32:38 +0000 UTC]

Indeed they do,indeed they do...The sound matters too though...

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TheDrifter91 In reply to The-Ch0sen-0ne [2013-06-05 02:35:38 +0000 UTC]

"Online five!" Ying throws a high five over the camera." I totally agree!"

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The-Ch0sen-0ne In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 22:32:08 +0000 UTC]

Yeah! *Returns High Five* Alright Ying,i'll ask you one more question. What's the best fart you've ever ripped and why? Like,the one you're the most proud of.

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TheDrifter91 In reply to The-Ch0sen-0ne [2013-06-06 01:30:29 +0000 UTC]

"Heh, well I'll tell you I was pretty proud of the fart that destroyed Yuki's pants. Probably the fart I'm most proud of was the fart that I beat my mother with first time in a farting contest. Needless to say... it was a badass fart. But I'm proud of it because up until then I haven't been able to come very close to out farting her. So when I beat her with that fart I was soooooooo proud of myself! Its probably why I have so much pride in my farts today."

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The-Ch0sen-0ne In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-06 01:35:45 +0000 UTC]

Alrighty then. Thanks for answering my questions Ying! *Hugs*

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TheDrifter91 In reply to The-Ch0sen-0ne [2013-06-06 01:42:33 +0000 UTC]

"No prob, I enjoyed answering them." *She smiles. "It was also fun farting for you."

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The-Ch0sen-0ne In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-06 01:49:15 +0000 UTC]

*smiles* Can I get one last fart before I go please?

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TheDrifter91 In reply to The-Ch0sen-0ne [2013-06-06 02:21:21 +0000 UTC]

"Hehe, sure." Ying hopped onto her chair and turned so her plump shapely butt faced the camera, taking up most of the screen. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTPTPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!* The sound which erupted form the huge fart was difficult for the mic to completely pick up almost as if the camera was going deaf. The force at which it came out nearly pushed the camera back as well as the rank heated winds blew past it.

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The-Ch0sen-0ne In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-09 00:26:57 +0000 UTC]

Wow! That one was awesome! Hehe,well thanks again for answering my questions Ying and you'll always be awesome in my book!

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TheDrifter91 In reply to The-Ch0sen-0ne [2013-06-09 08:37:46 +0000 UTC]

"Hehe, no problem!"

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The-Ch0sen-0ne In reply to ??? [2013-06-04 23:44:55 +0000 UTC]

AMAZING! Man,I still can't believe you can do that...

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TheDrifter91 In reply to The-Ch0sen-0ne [2013-06-04 23:45:47 +0000 UTC]

Ying smiles proudly.

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doolittlesy1 In reply to ??? [2013-06-04 21:52:19 +0000 UTC]

How long was your longest fart?

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TheDrifter91 In reply to doolittlesy1 [2013-06-04 21:58:49 +0000 UTC]

"My longest fart so far was over a minute long. My mom was there as she said it was around a minute and 15 seconds."

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BushidoNumber2 In reply to ??? [2013-06-04 20:46:45 +0000 UTC]

Hey Ying! I must say first of all that I'm impressed by your farting prowess!
And you're a lot cuter than I originally thought! But anyway I wanna ask, which scenario is your favorite? Face farts, toilet farts, chair farts, or bent-over farts? If u cant decide, you can pick 2 (and explain)

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TheDrifter91 In reply to BushidoNumber2 [2013-06-04 21:06:40 +0000 UTC]

"Oh dang well... Oh wait, heh thanks for the compliment. But my favorite farting scenario?" Ying raises her arms over her head to stretch as she thinks. "Well I'll explain why I like or don't like them. I don't care too much for face farting because it often takes more work than it is simply relief. But I love farting on someone if its to punish them." Ying throws a victor punch into the air to make her point. "Toilet farts a really like because I like the echoing sounds they make. Plus vibrating the bowl is fun too. I reallllly love farting in chairs. Something about the extra bass it can make. Plus they can be really loud too. And chairs are probably the most comfortable to fart on as well. I don't bend over to fart too often, I mostly do it when I'm around people. Hehe, I guess you can say I do it to 'show off'." Ying shrugs. "But out of all of those choices I think I'll pick chairs for my favorite."

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BushidoNumber2 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 21:13:40 +0000 UTC]

Nice! I do like the bassy sound too So my next question is are you currently gassy?

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TheDrifter91 In reply to BushidoNumber2 [2013-06-04 21:26:58 +0000 UTC]

"Hehe, yes I am gassy. Its extremely rare that I don't have gas."

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BushidoNumber2 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 22:05:48 +0000 UTC]

Wow! Thats an awesome talent! Would you mind farting so I can see and hear your handiwork? lol

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TheDrifter91 In reply to BushidoNumber2 [2013-06-04 22:11:28 +0000 UTC]

"Sure, since its for you. What kind of fart would you like to hear?"

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BushidoNumber2 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 22:15:13 +0000 UTC]

Oh wow! I get a request? Thanks cutie! Well..I LOVE it when they're bubbly and deep sounding, kinda like bending over and squeezing the cheeks together..

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TheDrifter91 In reply to BushidoNumber2 [2013-06-04 22:22:05 +0000 UTC]

"Like this?" Ying leans to the side and reaches back to her butt, pushing her cheeks together. *BBBBBLBllllblbbbbbblBLLBLBlbBLBlblblblblblbllbbLBLBLBlblbblbblblblblblbllll!!* A long, deep bubbly fart rumbles from her bottom for a dozen seconds. Ying sighs with some relief after the lengthy blast.

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BushidoNumber2 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 22:28:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh. My. God. Wow! That was amazing sounding!! I wish I could smell that one ^^ Feel free to keep letting em go whenever you have to! But umm, for the question... Has anyone ever willingly taken a fart from you?

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TheDrifter91 In reply to BushidoNumber2 [2013-06-04 22:36:24 +0000 UTC]

Ying bursts into laughter to the question. "Hehe, no I have NEVER had anyone willingly take a fart from me."

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BushidoNumber2 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 22:40:42 +0000 UTC]

Well I have a confession. Name's Darren btw. You see, I go to your school and I've seen you around.. and smelled you around lol! And I was always wondering out of curiosity what it would be like to take a point-blank fart from you...umm... damn i'm pretty embarrased just by saying it. I kinda just think farting is cool ya know?..Hehe.. ^^

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TheDrifter91 In reply to BushidoNumber2 [2013-06-04 22:43:22 +0000 UTC]

"Oh that's kool, I didn't know we go to the same school! Hey Daren." She said as if to introduce herself again. "And its cool you like farts. I'm... guessing that YOU would be the first person to willingly take one of my farts."

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BushidoNumber2 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 22:51:05 +0000 UTC]

It's uh "Darren" but yea... umm... I was wondering if I could smell one.. or two.. or three? lol Umm sorry I'm still a bit nervous because my ex left me bcuz she thought I was weird for liking farts But umm yea I think you're pretty cool and I'd like to smell some if that's ok?

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TheDrifter91 In reply to BushidoNumber2 [2013-06-04 23:00:39 +0000 UTC]

"I don't mind that. We can meet up in school sometime." Ying smiles.

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BushidoNumber2 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 23:08:03 +0000 UTC]

You really have a beautiful smile *I smile in response, and end up staring at her eyes* So umm.. oh yea! Questions right? Haha. Uh.. what's the one SURE thing that will always make your farts the worst on the planet?

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TheDrifter91 In reply to BushidoNumber2 [2013-06-04 23:17:39 +0000 UTC]

"Thanks and anything gives me a lot of gas. But what would probably make my farts stinkiest would be curry, eggs, or some kind of meat. Since I looooooove meat my farts are always pretty rank."

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BushidoNumber2 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 23:28:30 +0000 UTC]

Sounds awesome! I would love to smell em :3 Umm.. okay I'm just gonna go for it. My final question is: would you like to go out with me to the park or sumthn? I'd like to get to know you ^^

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TheDrifter91 In reply to BushidoNumber2 [2013-06-04 23:36:27 +0000 UTC]

"Is this a date? Or just to hangout?" Ying raises an eyebrow.

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BushidoNumber2 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 23:42:08 +0000 UTC]

Well actually if you just wanna hang, my folks are leaving tomorrow for Dubai. You can come chill at my place ^^ But I would like to take you out on a date..

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TheDrifter91 In reply to BushidoNumber2 [2013-06-04 23:45:22 +0000 UTC]

"Well I don't mind hanging out. But I would like to know you better before we... date." Ying admits.

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BushidoNumber2 In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 23:48:33 +0000 UTC]

Sure thing cutie

(Say, do u wanna RP for the hangout?)

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stallbot In reply to ??? [2013-06-04 20:31:42 +0000 UTC]

Well what if I told you I know someone who does?

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TheDrifter91 In reply to stallbot [2013-06-04 20:38:58 +0000 UTC]

"Heh, well first I would like to meet them. And then I would like to see them try."

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stallbot In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 21:21:22 +0000 UTC]

Are you sure you want to meet her? I must warn you she's immature, stubborn, simple minded, and very competitive.

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