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Ying strolled into her and Yuki’s room. She wore a loose grey shirt and her soccer shorts which for once were clean. She approached the desk located on the side of their room, on it was a slim borderless monitor, and a small camera propped up on a small stand which faced the chair. Ying eased herself into the computer chair covered in soft blue fabric. She enjoyed the feeling of the seat molding to the shape of her plump butt. But now was not the time to enjoy furniture design!Ying swiveled in her chair absentmindedly as she tapped the desk in front of her. Almost instantly, an outline of a keyboard appeared on the desk in front of the monitor and the screen flashed on. She was now only a click away from starting the camera.
“My first online conversation…” She said to herself after taking a deep breath. Ying would never admit to being nervous. But she knew that at this moment, she was excited to see how the upcoming conversation would go. “I wonder who I’m talking to… wait… how many people are coming!?”
“Camera on.” A female voice from the computer announced.
“Wait! I didn’t say…!”
As the camera flashed on, Ying instantly relaxed as if she flipped a switch and smiled at the camera.
“Um… hello? Everyone.” She started. “Ying here. I’m um… crap what did Yuki tell me to say…” She mumbled. “Uhh, I’m answering your questions today so… ask… away?” Ying mentally slapped herself and her delivery. “That sounded cheesy as hell…”
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TheDrifter91 In reply to ??? [2013-06-04 21:23:41 +0000 UTC]
"All of those are words people have used to describe me. Well all except for simple minded but still. Yes I would like to meet her."
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stallbot In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 21:25:58 +0000 UTC]
Ok I'll introduce you. (Up for an RP?)
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stallbot In reply to ??? [2013-06-04 20:25:03 +0000 UTC]
Do you know anyone who can out fart you?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to stallbot [2013-06-04 20:30:07 +0000 UTC]
"Well my mother was the only one who ever seemed to stand a good chance. But other than her, NO ONE i've met so far can out fart me." Ying's proud smile grew greatly.
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fancysaxophone In reply to ??? [2013-06-04 20:24:53 +0000 UTC]
Have you ever had a farting contest with your mom or sister?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-04 20:27:42 +0000 UTC]
"I have with my mom. She used to win sometimes but she hasn't beaten me for a few years now. Hehe, I think she gave up. Yuki on the other hand, we have never had a farting contest together... HER excuse is that she knows I will win, not that she would even want to have a farting contest in the first place though."
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 20:29:52 +0000 UTC]
Care to tell of one with your mom? :3
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-04 20:42:09 +0000 UTC]
"One of our farting contests? Well one time we were in the car. Just me and her. And she starting farting like I wasn't even there. Now it doesn't bother me that her farts smelled horrible and were vibrating the seats. What pissed me off was that she would lift her butt towards me and then fart. So I'm like fine! So I started farting back at her. We must have ripped like 50 farts each before she gave up and finally rolled down the windows Haha! I love reminding her of that time."
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 20:50:22 +0000 UTC]
Cool. Any fictional female characters you'd think would have bad farts?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-04 21:09:33 +0000 UTC]
"Well I have no idea!" Ying laughs. "I mean, most farts don't smell good, in most people's opinions... But if I had to pick someone I would think... what's that anime girl's name? Haruhi... Shimazu? or something like that. I think she would have pretty good farts." Ying shakes her head. "I meant bad farts!"
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 21:17:36 +0000 UTC]
Can you blow a skirt up by farting? Or have you done so before?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-04 21:26:28 +0000 UTC]
"Heh I defiantly can and have. I got some serious power to my farts." Ying winks.
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 21:29:02 +0000 UTC]
....call me curious, but may I have a demonstration?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-04 21:36:08 +0000 UTC]
"You want me to get up, go to my closet, change into a skirt, come back, bend over, and blow the skirt with a fart?" Ying says it all with a smug grin.
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 21:39:36 +0000 UTC]
If it's not too much trouble. *smirks back*
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-04 21:52:16 +0000 UTC]
Ying smiles but gets up from her chair. She does as she was requested and changed into a light blue skirt which actually belonged to Yuki. Appearing back at the desk and in view of the camera, Ying is seen having a difficult time getting the skirt fully zipped around her shapely hips. "Darn it! Why are Yuki's hips so small!?" She complained. Finally conquering the zipper, Ying gets onto her chair, sitting on her knees, with her round butt facing the camera. Not a moment later... *BBBBRRRRRRRRRROOOOOMMMMMMMMPPPTPTTPTTPT!!!* A loud bassy gust of air boomed from her bottom sending the skirt waving like it was in a warm summer breeze for a full 7 seconds. Giving a clear view of Ying's plump butt cheeks clad in her dark blue and white panties. Once the fart ended, she spun around in her seat and asked. "How was that?"
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 22:16:53 +0000 UTC]
Well...that skirt certainly blew right up. I'm pretty sure your cheeks starts flapping. Got any more?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-04 22:18:32 +0000 UTC]
"Got anymore farts?" Ying asks. "I always have farts hehe."
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 22:21:45 +0000 UTC]
Keep 'em going and I promise I won't light a match.
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-04 22:34:14 +0000 UTC]
"Haha, yeah that would be very dangerous around me."
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 22:47:32 +0000 UTC]
Have you ever lit one? o_o
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-04 22:49:15 +0000 UTC]
"It may surprise you but I actually haven't tried that yet. But trust me, oh wait..." Ying leaned forward on her chair and ripped a 6 second long ripper into her chair. "Hehe anyway. I haven't tried lighting them before but I want to!"
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 22:53:36 +0000 UTC]
Hey, life is short. You might want to light as many farts as possible. Outside, of course.
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-04 23:03:49 +0000 UTC]
"Hehe, of course. I don't want to burn my house down." Ying laughs.
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 23:09:12 +0000 UTC]
Kind of off the topic of fire farts, but what specific foods tend to get your family blasting ass?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-04 23:12:47 +0000 UTC]
"Well for me, no specific food makes me more gassy than others as far as I know. I don't really know what makes Yuki really gassy since she doesn't fart all that much around me. And Chinese food makes my mom really gassy, which is ironic since she's mostly Asian..."
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 23:14:34 +0000 UTC]
Chinese, huh? Got any stories about those kinds of meals?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-04 23:32:49 +0000 UTC]
"Well I got several. But what Chinese food does to my mom every time is that it gives her like non stop farts through the night and even till the next day. Really big wet and bubbly farts. They smell pretty awful too."
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-04 23:57:35 +0000 UTC]
Does she like to fart on you? X3 She seems like the type.
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-04 23:58:47 +0000 UTC]
"She used to do that, until my farts got stinkier than hers." Ying says with a chuckle.
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 00:18:08 +0000 UTC]
So now you do it to her and Yuki? Speaking of Yuki, I was wondering if you could catch her farting on tape...
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-05 00:23:08 +0000 UTC]
"Hehe, I might try that one day. The would be super pissed if I did that and showed it to someone though."
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 00:24:38 +0000 UTC]
Hmm..well, I know someone who would be very eager to see something like that...*innocent angel halo forms over head*
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-05 00:28:33 +0000 UTC]
"Heh, don't tell me... you?"
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 00:31:46 +0000 UTC]
Maaaaybe. Yes. xD A story would work just as well, though...
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-05 00:45:23 +0000 UTC]
"Hehe, maybe I'll tell you a story another time. I WILL say though that she has had some farts that I thought were from my mom because they were so loud."
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 01:01:17 +0000 UTC]
Hm, then I'll hold you to that story (hint, hint, drifter ). But if I can't hear about Yuki, your farts are still great. I like it when you fart so hard your butt jiggles. xD
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-05 01:04:53 +0000 UTC]
"Heh, my butt pretty much always jiggles, mostly thanks to it being so soft."
(And yeah I got the hint lol)
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 01:12:06 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, but when you fart, the thing's like a waterbed. xD Could you give me a couple farts?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-05 01:17:47 +0000 UTC]
"Give you..." *BRRAPPTT!* "A couple..." PPPHHHURURURTT!!* "Of farts? What have I... "*BBBRRRPPPPUMUPUUUUUPPTTPTP!!* "Been giving you... "PPPFFFFTTTTTPTTPTTT!!* "This whole time?" *BBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPTPTTPTPTT!!!*
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 01:23:07 +0000 UTC]
O_o Point taken. On a related note, have you ever been in a really quiet, serious or intense situation where you (or maybe your mom xD) couldn't stop farting?
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-05 01:27:03 +0000 UTC]
"Really serious situation? Hmmm... I don't know if this counts, but one time during a check up at the doctors office I kept farting during the exam." Ying says with a little laugh.
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-05 01:31:57 +0000 UTC]
"Hehe, well Yuki was with me and she kept asking me to stop. The doctor then suggested an exam for my stomach and bowel because she never saw anyone fart so much HAHA!"
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 01:36:31 +0000 UTC]
haha. Let's see...have you ever started to fart in a really cramped space with other people? The smell would be intense...X3
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-05 01:41:00 +0000 UTC]
"Hehe, I haven't been in too many very small area situations and farted yet. But I do want to do the classic elevator fart."
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 01:42:38 +0000 UTC]
I'm actually surprised you haven't done that already! Your objectives are now as follows:
1) light a fart
2) Fart inside an elevator
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-05 01:57:14 +0000 UTC]
"Haha, so what will be number 3 on this farting list?"
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fancysaxophone In reply to TheDrifter91 [2013-06-05 02:13:44 +0000 UTC]
*Strokes chin*
3) fart inside of a horn instrument to make sound.
4) fart for fancysaxophone in a bikini
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TheDrifter91 In reply to fancysaxophone [2013-06-05 02:21:11 +0000 UTC]
"3 sounds interesting, but 4 sounds more like a little fantasy than just a thing to do." Ying chuckles.
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