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TheHellcow — The Failures of a BLU Spy
Published: 2012-02-27 09:01:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 8508; Favourites: 209; Downloads: 44
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I know it's bad to be shit on by a bird (Trust me, I've tried...!) but that doesn't mean you should forget all about everything else...!This one Spy realized that too, but too late...
Archimedes: U mad?
On another note, I've forgot my internet back by my parents, so I can only be online when I'm at school andI guess you know that's not very smart, right?
So I might be absent a whole lot this week...
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the new spy check is born...
haha great job, this made me laugh
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Hehehe I'm very glad you like it ;D
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Scout: Oi Archimedes!
Archimedes: Coo? (yes?)
Scout: Are ya sure you ain't Snipes' bird an' not doc's?
Archimedes: Coo coo Cooo. Coo? (Yes, I'm sure. Why?)
Scout: ... Nothing. *Walks away, talking to self*
Scout: Remind me never to piss off medics from a distance. :-0
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Poison: Will do, nihon. Will do. -snickers-
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Scout: Heh, shouldn't you be giving 'dat advice ta' Spy?
* While scout is talking, Archemidese lands on his shoulder and takes a dump. Un-knowingly, Scout feels something warm and gooey on his shoulder*
Scout: "What the- HOLY CR*P!!!!!!!"
Poison: *Laughing like crazy*
Scout: *Grumbling* " Ya' always gat 'da last laugh, don' 'cha sis?...
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Scout: *Turns around in a huff* "Yes."
Poison: "What if I buy you a can of bonk?"
Scout: "Nope."
Poison: "Hmm, How about TWO cans of Bonk?"
*Scout pauses for awhile*
Scout: *Turns around and hugs her* " What were we fighting about again?"
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Poison: Nothing, nihon. Let's go get those bonks, ok?
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Scout: *Grins and hands Poison her bat* " Hmm, ya know? I always found the BONK from the red base much better that the ones here. Race ya there?"
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Poison: *laughs* You're on!!
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Scout* Grins deviously* "Okay...Readysetgo!!!!"
*Bolts for the RED base before you can even blink*
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Poison: *catches up with him while being as fast as he is*
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Poison: "See you Nihon!"
*She passes by him*
Scout: "Wa-SIS!"
*He struggles to catch up and the two race neck-and-neck towards the RED base*
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Poison: I am going to beat you, aru!!
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Scout: "Like hell ya are!!"
*Scout struggles to catch up, ending the race in a tie.*
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Poison: *pants and rests her hands on her knees*
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Scout: *Lies on the ground spread-eagled.* "Ha! Beat ya sis!"
Poison: "Nuh-uh! It was a tie."
Scout: *Sigh and gets up, brushing off the dust."Okay, okay, it was a tie... Hey, think the door's unlocked?"
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Scout: Let's check. *He walks up to the door and is about to open it when Pyro slams it open, crushing his nose and walking, oblivious to Poison and Scout.*
Scout:*Holding nose* Mai Noos! (My nose!)
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*Pyro "mmphs" and looks around* "Mmmmph mmph?"
Poison: *Quietly sneaks up behind him and whacks him with her bat* "Night night little fire bug."
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BLU Scout: Nice, sis
Poison: Thank you!
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Scout: *Swings his bat impatiently* "Now-Let's kick some red-clothed butts!"
Poison: "Yeah!!"
*The two of them, rush into the RED base, unaware of a certain Australian watching them..."
Sniper: *Looks up from his scope* "So those two scouts are trying to get into Our base again eh? Heh, in their little dreams."
*He sounds the alarm*
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Poison: *stops and looks around* Oh no!!
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Scout: *Face-palms* "Damn!"
Poison: *Sees the RED Soldier and Pyro running towards them* "Crap-RUN!"
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Scout: Right behind you!!!
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*The two scouts run like hell when Scout pushes Poison to the ground-just as a bomb goes flying over her head.*
Scout: "GET DOWN!"
*BOOM*
RED Heavy: *Calls through the smoke*"Leetle intruder scouts are over here!"
Scout: *Half-dragging Poison towards a side door into the RED base* "Run run run!!!"
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Poison: *runs after him* Right!!
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*The two scouts keep running through the smoke. Suddenly, Poison notices she can't feel the ground beneath her feet.*
Poison: *Looks down and squints through the smoke* "Err, Nihon? Where's the ground?"
*The smoke clears to reveal them running in the air-right over a small cliff*
Scout: "...Sometimes-I hate this job."
*They fall-and land on an invisible RED Spy*
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Archimedes be spycheckin' with his bird poop...
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That must be really efficient xD
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XD Oh, it sure is! Plus it has the same effect on the Spy's mood as Jarate
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Haha yeah you bet!!! It's just as disgusting xD
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*snortlaugh* Gee BLU spy, you young ignorant fool.. Shouldn't have done that, better you should have... le tripped XD
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*LE TRIP*!!!!! xD hahah elsker det
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Me too XD Haha, dumme dumme BLU spy XD
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Det er BLU, siger det ikke alt? xD
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