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TheHexCode — Chilean Army
Published: 2012-07-03 19:42:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 363; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 14
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So this is just a quick little doodle I did after I talked with a friend about his country's army of orange sheep and rainbow guanacos (llamas). They're genetically breeding them for nefarious purposes and stuff.Related content
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And they're carnivorous? The enemy will never see it coming!
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Actually, it's just eating the wool! Recent intel suggests they're trained to eat cloth, both natural and synthetic, so that none of our clothing will exist anymore! We'd have to give up the war because of our sheer embarrassment! It's the master plan!
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Oh please. The Spartans fought in loincloths (at least according to Frank Miller). I'm sure there are some warriors out there that wouldn't mind fighting like them. The size of their balls alone would frighten any army.
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Then we may yet have a chance! I'll take this to my higher-ups immediately!
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Do so at once. And round up all the bits of string you can. They will provide ample amour for our tender vittles.
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Oh god, this is awesome!
One day, we'll have enough to conquer the world!
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Perhaps we will need to develop our own zoological weapons to counter this rising threat...
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