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Published: 2011-07-13 13:40:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 1854; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 6
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Here he is! The Mr. Roflcopter man! As seen on Microsoft Sam Reads Funny Windows Errors on YouTube.Related content
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SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI
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Psst... I touched your sacred tacos and ate one. It tasted like crap so put it in a lieu, and flushed it. Don't worry, it wasn't yours, promise. That, and I crushed all 6,000,000,000,000,000 of your IWAY cookies with your ROFLcopter and WTF Train and called Radar Overseer Scotty to destroy your ROFLcopter and ROFL-47.
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I am sending a wave of nothing to his general direction right now.
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i found out why his right eye is fucked up like that: he accidentally walked in front of a truck carrying ROFLcopter fuel, which damaged his right eye, and it also infected his speech processor, making him say the infamous "soi".
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i'm fine with it though because mine goes unsupported next year.
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vist is pissta and ever sence i haard it i stuck with it
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besaides because microsoft sam uses it the paint program was fantastic! i could remake sonic X screenshots and when i finally learned all the features my computer starting getting reeeally slow and when i came home one day my parenst bought me a new windows 7 computer witha paint program i can kind of use but the mice is slippery
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well vista has...i dunno
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"im gonna take a shit off the sear's tower"... dont wanna know but its funny
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mr info robot, what are the rules for taking a dump off the sears tower?
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*diarrhea noises* xD
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5 days later
WHERE DID THAT DUMP FROM?
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oh yeah. windows will now change to mac
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mac will now change to linux
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OMGWTFBBQHAXFUCKFUCKFUCK
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tux will now screw up every hard drive in you computer
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all seven drives have been destroyed.
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ASSHOLEMOTHERFUCKERFUCKFUCKFFUCK
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Tux will now install the Really Sucky Virus on your computer
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Windows Vista is now installed.
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MOTHERFUCKINFASSHOLEFUCKFUCKFUCK
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Wait. I've seen that before on Microsoft Sam reads Funny Windows Errors on YouTube!
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duh! i relise i had microsoft anna as a text to speech voice... IW ANT SAAAAAM
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I have the piece of **** Anna.
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