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Published: 2011-06-05 11:55:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 37945; Favourites: 597; Downloads: 415
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Description Originally I was going to put something like "With subtle rewriting, my comics can appeal to a much broader audience!" but then realised that that could make this seem like an attack.

I JUST WANT TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH


Most of the dialogue was written by a certain ~Nazgul100 , I thought it was hilarious, and here we are.

Pinkamena Diane Pie you wash your mouth out this second young lady

The unabridged version: [link]

Cats and kittens! Take your anti-shipping sentiments elsewhere. I totes support shipping! Particularly this one:

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Comments: 280

CheesycheeseoCheese [2015-09-15 20:22:51 +0000 UTC]

FLUTTERSHY IS IN LOCKER!

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ChaudStarpower [2015-01-31 14:08:29 +0000 UTC]

HA!!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PINKIE!! XD You crack me up

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Cocaine--Double-Meth [2014-12-29 04:20:34 +0000 UTC]

What's vanilla frosting mean in this context?

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TheLastGherkin In reply to Cocaine--Double-Meth [2014-12-29 09:35:54 +0000 UTC]

"Mother-fricking".

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Cocaine--Double-Meth In reply to TheLastGherkin [2014-12-30 00:17:26 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

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JNinelives [2014-10-23 16:12:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad I read the original before I read this LOL

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MalphLink [2014-08-04 06:13:36 +0000 UTC]

Fluttershy?

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adixon524 [2014-07-12 14:18:18 +0000 UTC]

a better question is why arent all the mares lesbian imean really i dont think it matters

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DBZFan12 [2014-04-17 02:52:11 +0000 UTC]

"Vanilla-Frosting Lesbian" lol

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AirJackfuit [2014-02-08 14:06:33 +0000 UTC]

Trixie... TT_TT

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nonsafetalker2 [2013-10-20 05:12:26 +0000 UTC]

I do not support shippers, I support Anti-Shippers

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GoldenPonyZ [2013-09-02 06:18:00 +0000 UTC]

More like: "Why does all the bronies like pairing mares together?"

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SchmittLenin In reply to GoldenPonyZ [2014-05-25 06:06:00 +0000 UTC]

Because the ratio mare-by-stallion is extremely unequal?

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GoldenPonyZ In reply to SchmittLenin [2014-06-09 20:42:53 +0000 UTC]

Oh, COME ON! D:

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SchmittLenin In reply to GoldenPonyZ [2014-06-12 19:50:30 +0000 UTC]

It's not like it was my fault!

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CosmicWaltz [2013-07-08 00:34:59 +0000 UTC]

I swore I favorited this series long ago. Still enjoy it!

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Colbert455 [2013-06-21 15:04:25 +0000 UTC]

Wow.. LOL XD

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InvestigatorGray [2013-05-13 22:49:41 +0000 UTC]

Pinkie, you need to stop breaking the fourth wall, okay?

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RetardedMudkipz In reply to InvestigatorGray [2013-05-18 06:04:36 +0000 UTC]

What's the fourth wall?

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InvestigatorGray In reply to RetardedMudkipz [2013-05-18 14:24:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh, my-
You know when Pinkie keeps breaking through the screen? Yeah, she's breaking the fourth wall.

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allen-mikk [2013-04-08 14:34:48 +0000 UTC]

Because there are like, 10 male ponies on the entire show pinkie.

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MissRufaroArts [2013-03-26 21:15:59 +0000 UTC]

well said Pinkie well said

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SuzumeFujida [2012-09-30 19:02:02 +0000 UTC]

Pinkie! Stay inside of the computer! NO! GET-BACK-IN! Aaaah...! Damn, she escaped again...

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sonicx25975 [2012-08-25 21:50:11 +0000 UTC]

because bronies make them that way pinkie, cause bronies make them that way

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pokedot123 [2012-08-18 19:08:52 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Mylietus1991 [2012-08-17 15:24:34 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO this is great man so funny n beautifull

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grimreeper2121 [2012-08-14 23:07:35 +0000 UTC]

omg poor fluttershy ill save you! saves *fluttershy* there there its ok now.

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xGateKeeperx [2012-08-14 22:06:54 +0000 UTC]

Didn't laugh but you did give me a nice big smile! ^_^

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Colt299 [2012-08-14 21:43:48 +0000 UTC]

*Hugs Pinkie Pie*I know that feel bro.

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KirbyKazooie In reply to Colt299 [2013-11-02 15:05:37 +0000 UTC]

IKR!

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MadnessAbe [2012-07-26 18:08:38 +0000 UTC]

I kept hearing LittleKuriboh in this.

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lawlzers101 [2012-07-12 06:45:52 +0000 UTC]

XD

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dudebladeX [2012-07-01 23:41:39 +0000 UTC]

because the female to male ratio is 10 to 1

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Neowolfsp [2012-06-27 17:26:01 +0000 UTC]

Go pinkie the only strait one in the comic! XD

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ElectroSpanz [2012-05-24 22:33:48 +0000 UTC]

did Pinkie Pie just put the hooves on the forth wall?!

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AxelCreatureCat [2012-05-15 01:08:01 +0000 UTC]

I have something to say upon RD
So if she doesn't support gays...then SHE'S a lie!

Her main & tail are rainbow~ the colors to support gays

Plus she's blue(boy) with pink eyes(girl)

Awkward? Huh?

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ertino [2012-04-14 03:33:20 +0000 UTC]

i dont know pinkie..............i simply dont know

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Fetch26291 [2012-03-13 18:30:39 +0000 UTC]

Pinkie, the answer is quite obvious: There are 6 mares for every colt in Equestria. So if they want ANY release, it's either this or some poor stallion is going to get attacked by sex starved mares

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Squiddinator [2012-03-06 20:42:09 +0000 UTC]

LOL
i love fluttershy in the 4th panel

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Sukeiisu [2012-02-14 17:02:41 +0000 UTC]

someone noticed fluttershy at the last panel

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tubematerg33 [2012-02-14 07:58:35 +0000 UTC]

you want to know why pinkie, its because your population is about 90% female so what did you expect

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AgusGus [2012-02-14 02:22:45 +0000 UTC]

I can't stop laughing xD

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Gigidog [2012-01-21 02:16:53 +0000 UTC]

I wiil tell u why everypony's a lesbian, there is not enuf non-marred BOYS.
Big Mac and DR.Hoof cant have a relashinship with everypony

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ArtHero21 In reply to Gigidog [2012-08-14 22:17:37 +0000 UTC]

Doc Hoof is now Time Tuner. Trust me, I have the card.

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Gigidog In reply to ArtHero21 [2012-08-17 00:38:19 +0000 UTC]

thank god

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ArtHero21 In reply to Gigidog [2012-08-17 00:44:23 +0000 UTC]

didn't like the name?

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Gigidog In reply to ArtHero21 [2012-08-17 01:47:10 +0000 UTC]

what name?

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ArtHero21 In reply to Gigidog [2012-08-17 16:05:18 +0000 UTC]

Docter Whooves.

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Gigidog In reply to ArtHero21 [2012-08-17 19:30:48 +0000 UTC]

oh O.K.

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ArtHero21 In reply to Gigidog [2012-08-17 21:04:05 +0000 UTC]

that doesn't answer my question.

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