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                               Zephyrus's Birthday

FOXHOUND Eagle Base

           Snake, Chris, and Leon were talking at Snake's Workstation in the Special Forces section of the base as Claire walks in with a smile on her face...

Claire: Hey guys, how are all of you doing?

All: Hi, Claire.

Claire: (To Chris and Leon) Chris, Leon, so what did you get for Zephyrus today?

Leon: What I get for Zephyrus what are you talking about, Claire?

           Claire suddenly gritted her teeth from Leon's obliviousness (A/N: Yeah, I don't know if that's a word)...

Claire: Did you get the card or not?

Leon: Um...

Flashback

           Leon was working on his laptop at his apartment while Claire was working in the kitchen...

Claire: Leon, I left a card for you on the table...

            Leon picks up the card and was shocked to look inside that said Zephyrus's Birthday was coming up...

Leon: (Oh shit. Zephyrus's birthday's coming up. Why, why won't she leave me alone? Why? Quick, I better make up some excuse...I got it.)

            He whistles harmelessly and throws the birthday invitation card in the trash...

Flashback End

Leon: I have no idea what you're talking about...

Claire: (Not convinced) Reeallly...(To Chris) How about you, Chris?

Chris: Um...

Flashback

            Chris walks up to his desk in the B.S.A.A. section and sees a card of a teddy bear. This fact scared Chris the most as he slowly looks into it and was shocked to see when Zephyrus's birthday was...

Chris: (Oh great...I better quickly forget about this and pretend that this card never got onto my desk...)

            Chris sees his paper shredder and puts the card through as the shredder shreds it...

Flashback End

Chris: Yeah, I didn't get a card...

Claire: (Glares at Chris and then Snake) What...about...you?

Flashback

            Snake goes over to his desk as Mystery was typing on his computer and Snake sees a card on his desk and opens it to see it was an invitation to Zephyrus's birthday. He crumbles it and throws it in the trash...

Snake: (Mumbles under his breath) I don't have time to go to parties...

Flashback End

            Claire's anger vein was starting to pop...

Claire: So...are any of you planning to even go to her party at all...

           The three guys started making up excuses...

Chris: Ah...yeah...I got loads of paperwork that I got to do...

Leon: I have to go on a...secret assignment....

Snake: No...

           Claire explodes into an angry frenzy, surprising the three...

Claire: YOU GUYS BETTER GO GET A GOOD GIFT FOR ZEPHYRUS AND GO TO THAT PARTY!! I SWEAR IF I SEE HER CRY BECAUSE YOU THREE BROKE HER HEART. I'M GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ALL OF YOU!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!!!

           Mystery was walking towards the Special Forces section while drinking a cup full of Dr. Pepper as a steamed Claire passes by him. Mystery sits down at his workstation while Chris, Leon, and Snake were just in complete shock, not even moving a muscle with their eyes rounded white (Anime style) and open-mouthed as Mystery started working on his computer...

Chris: Gentlemen...behold the Redfield Family Pissed Off Trait...

Snake: Your sister is sure creepy when she's mad...

Leon: We better do what she says or else...

Chris: Yeah...good idea...

          The three speed away from the scene to go get a gift for Zephyrus...

Meanwhile in Wesker's Lair...

          Wesker sitting in his revolving chair, looking at his computer monitors, trying to cook up another evil world domination plan in his mind as his wife, Lisa Wesker walks up to him...

Lisa: Do you know what day it is, today, honey?

Wesker: The day where I need my peace and quiet, dear...

Lisa: No, it's a special someone's birthday...(Grits her teeth in anger)

Wesker: Oh...her...(Remembering it's a certain crazy fangirl's birthday) I'm not going to that crazy girl's birthday, honey...

           Lisa angered by this, forcefully turns the chair so Wesker could face her, grabs him by the collar and starts hitting him senselessly...

Lisa: WE'RE BOTH GOING TO THAT PARTY AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE NICE! AND YOUR GIFT BETTER NOT BE SOME VIRUS INSIDE OF SOME TUBE!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! (Throws him back down in his chair and storms out of the room)

Wesker: (Why did I marry to someone who's friends with a crazy fangirl that likes me?)

Zephyrus's Apartment

           The apartment was full of birthday decorations and presents were piled on top of each other and in the middle was a cake with a bunch of candles with everyone gathered singing the, "Happy Birthday" song with Zephyrus behind her cake...

Everyone: (singing)Happy Birthday, dear...Ana...Happy...Birthday to...you!

           Everyone cheered and clapped with the exception of Leon, Snake, and Chris (Who were forced to come over their free wills) as Zephyrus blew out her candles. Suddenly, they heard the door open and Wesker and Lisa came in holding two presents...

Lisa: Sorry, we're late, Ana but...(Sees some of the guests were some of her workmates from FOXHOUND)

Wesker: (Whispers to Lisa) Are you sure that we got the right room?

           Both sides stared at each other until Chris pointed at them...

Chris: GET THEM!!

           The party now turns into a huge brawl as they made a whole mess of the place with Zephyrus having a guilty look on her face...

Zephyrus: (Woops...maybe I shouldn't have invited them at the same time.) This is where I leave...(Hides under cardboard box and sneaks out of the room as Lisa gives a hard kick to Chris's balls...)

                            HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHINING-ZEPHYR

Description
                               Zephyrus's Birthday

FOXHOUND Eagle Base

           Snake, Chris, and Leon were talking at Snake's Workstation in the Special Forces section of the base as Claire walks in with a smile on her face...

Claire: Hey guys, how are all of you doing?

All: Hi, Claire.

Claire: (To Chris and Leon) Chris, Leon, so what did you get for Zephyrus today?

Leon: What I get for Zephyrus what are you talking about, Claire?

           Claire suddenly gritted her teeth from Leon's obliviousness (A/N: Yeah, I don't know if that's a word)...

Claire: Did you get the card or not?

Leon: Um...

Flashback

           Leon was working on his laptop at his apartment while Claire was working in the kitchen...

Claire: Leon, I left a card for you on the table...

            Leon picks up the card and was shocked to look inside that said Zephyrus's Birthday was coming up...

Leon: (Oh shit. Zephyrus's birthday's coming up. Why, why won't she leave me alone? Why? Quick, I better make up some excuse...I got it.)

            He whistles harmelessly and throws the birthday invitation card in the trash...

Flashback End

Leon: I have no idea what you're talking about...

Claire: (Not convinced) Reeallly...(To Chris) How about you, Chris?

Chris: Um...

Flashback

            Chris walks up to his desk in the B.S.A.A. section and sees a card of a teddy bear. This fact scared Chris the most as he slowly looks into it and was shocked to see when Zephyrus's birthday was...

Chris: (Oh great...I better quickly forget about this and pretend that this card never got onto my desk...)

            Chris sees his paper shredder and puts the card through as the shredder shreds it...

Flashback End

Chris: Yeah, I didn't get a card...

Claire: (Glares at Chris and then Snake) What...about...you?

Flashback

            Snake goes over to his desk as Mystery was typing on his computer and Snake sees a card on his desk and opens it to see it was an invitation to Zephyrus's birthday. He crumbles it and throws it in the trash...

Snake: (Mumbles under his breath) I don't have time to go to parties...

Flashback End

            Claire's anger vein was starting to pop...

Claire: So...are any of you planning to even go to her party at all...

           The three guys started making up excuses...

Chris: Ah...yeah...I got loads of paperwork that I got to do...

Leon: I have to go on a...secret assignment....

Snake: No...

           Claire explodes into an angry frenzy, surprising the three...

Claire: YOU GUYS BETTER GO GET A GOOD GIFT FOR ZEPHYRUS AND GO TO THAT PARTY!! I SWEAR IF I SEE HER CRY BECAUSE YOU THREE BROKE HER HEART. I'M GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ALL OF YOU!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!!!

           Mystery was walking towards the Special Forces section while drinking a cup full of Dr. Pepper as a steamed Claire passes by him. Mystery sits down at his workstation while Chris, Leon, and Snake were just in complete shock, not even moving a muscle with their eyes rounded white (Anime style) and open-mouthed as Mystery started working on his computer...

Chris: Gentlemen...behold the Redfield Family Pissed Off Trait...

Snake: Your sister is sure creepy when she's mad...

Leon: We better do what she says or else...

Chris: Yeah...good idea...

          The three speed away from the scene to go get a gift for Zephyrus...

Meanwhile in Wesker's Lair...

          Wesker sitting in his revolving chair, looking at his computer monitors, trying to cook up another evil world domination plan in his mind as his wife, Lisa Wesker walks up to him...

Lisa: Do you know what day it is, today, honey?

Wesker: The day where I need my peace and quiet, dear...

Lisa: No, it's a special someone's birthday...(Grits her teeth in anger)

Wesker: Oh...her...(Remembering it's a certain crazy fangirl's birthday) I'm not going to that crazy girl's birthday, honey...

           Lisa angered by this, forcefully turns the chair so Wesker could face her, grabs him by the collar and starts hitting him senselessly...

Lisa: WE'RE BOTH GOING TO THAT PARTY AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE NICE! AND YOUR GIFT BETTER NOT BE SOME VIRUS INSIDE OF SOME TUBE!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! (Throws him back down in his chair and storms out of the room)

Wesker: (Why did I marry to someone who's friends with a crazy fangirl that likes me?)

Zephyrus's Apartment

           The apartment was full of birthday decorations and presents were piled on top of each other and in the middle was a cake with a bunch of candles with everyone gathered singing the, "Happy Birthday" song with Zephyrus behind her cake...

Everyone: (singing)Happy Birthday, dear...Ana...Happy...Birthday to...you!

           Everyone cheered and clapped with the exception of Leon, Snake, and Chris (Who were forced to come over their free wills) as Zephyrus blew out her candles. Suddenly, they heard the door open and Wesker and Lisa came in holding two presents...

Lisa: Sorry, we're late, Ana but...(Sees some of the guests were some of her workmates from FOXHOUND)

Wesker: (Whispers to Lisa) Are you sure that we got the right room?

           Both sides stared at each other until Chris pointed at them...

Chris: GET THEM!!

           The party now turns into a huge brawl as they made a whole mess of the place with Zephyrus having a guilty look on her face...

Zephyrus: (Woops...maybe I shouldn't have invited them at the same time.) This is where I leave...(Hides under cardboard box and sneaks out of the room as Lisa gives a hard kick to Chris's balls...)

                            HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHINING-ZEPHYR