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Hello investors, Cave Johnson here.

As I am sure you are aware of, I had my engineers working on producing a combustible lemon. Through recent and potentially revolutionary advancements in laser technology, we have been able to convert the insides of any organic object into pure kerosene. I decided to use this discovery for the noblest of purposes: to burn life's house down.

That's right folks, introducing the consumer version of our newest fire-starting product: The Aperture Laboratories Combustible Lemon Launcher. Now, we aren't banging rocks together over here; we know how to scramble an object's molecular structure. This handheld, break-action launcher of combustible lemons is sure to light up anyone's day - literally! Load a lemon in the compartment, squeeze the trigger, and watch as the igniters set it ablaze as it hurtles toward your enemy. Inspiring stuff. Don't have any spare matches? It can light grills too (Warning: extreme risk of melting; do not attempt unless grill is made out of tungsten). The Combustible Lemon Launcher comes complete with a debatably ergonomically designed handle, a frontal grip, one of two kinds of colored LEDs- for your viewing pleasure, and a three-lemon starter pack (due to preservation issues, the launcher no longer comes with lemons), so just make those checks out to cash, send that to us, and we'll box it up and send it right to your doorstep.

Cave Johnson- we're done here.

Update: New version.
Original: [link]
1980s version: [link]
Model coming... eventually.

Description
Hello investors, Cave Johnson here.

As I am sure you are aware of, I had my engineers working on producing a combustible lemon. Through recent and potentially revolutionary advancements in laser technology, we have been able to convert the insides of any organic object into pure kerosene. I decided to use this discovery for the noblest of purposes: to burn life's house down.

That's right folks, introducing the consumer version of our newest fire-starting product: The Aperture Laboratories Combustible Lemon Launcher. Now, we aren't banging rocks together over here; we know how to scramble an object's molecular structure. This handheld, break-action launcher of combustible lemons is sure to light up anyone's day - literally! Load a lemon in the compartment, squeeze the trigger, and watch as the igniters set it ablaze as it hurtles toward your enemy. Inspiring stuff. Don't have any spare matches? It can light grills too (Warning: extreme risk of melting; do not attempt unless grill is made out of tungsten). The Combustible Lemon Launcher comes complete with a debatably ergonomically designed handle, a frontal grip, one of two kinds of colored LEDs- for your viewing pleasure, and a three-lemon starter pack (due to preservation issues, the launcher no longer comes with lemons), so just make those checks out to cash, send that to us, and we'll box it up and send it right to your doorstep.

Cave Johnson- we're done here.

Update: New version.
Original: [link]
1980s version: [link]
Model coming... eventually.