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Published: 2015-06-27 16:14:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 1129; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 3
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.<Part 11
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Comments: 9
Vortsukoto [2015-06-28 06:31:41 +0000 UTC]
Could be worse. You could be BRRRRRRRRRTTTT-sexual.
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Themeguy In reply to MTelligently [2015-06-28 04:56:28 +0000 UTC]
Do you have a problem with apache helicopters you fucking cis heliopobe
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MTelligently In reply to Themeguy [2015-06-28 05:45:31 +0000 UTC]
MY RELIGION SAYS THAT YOU CAN'T BE A HELICOPTER UNLESS YOU WERE BORN A HELICOPTER AND I WON'T ACCEPT THIS EVEN IF THE GOVERNMENT MAKES HELICOPTER MARRIAGE LEGAL HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGN
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MooseGutstheThird [2015-06-27 19:18:28 +0000 UTC]
In someways, this makes me wish that you got to round 2.
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