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Nyuuuuu <3333

I Love Clanker from Banjo-Kazooie. But I don't like the world, it makes me depressed. Why? Well,

In Clanker's Cavern you start out seeing rusted,pipes, toxic waste barrels, and muddy, oil filled water. Then when going into the water you enter a pipe leading to Clanker himself. He asks you if you can release him from the water, for he cannot breathe, hencing animal cruelty in my brian. Once free'd he tells you he has a tooth ache from eating garbage. You have to knock in his teeth and enter inside him. His insides are Organic while his exterior looks biotic. Once inside you go thought his body, it full of rotating blades and such. When you exit his body though the gills or his mouth, you notice how small his room he is kept in. You also nitice he has large wounds on his sides, it looks like blood with various shades of red. After you leave, he remains there.

In Nuts n' Bolts, what they do with Clanker disgusts me.

They tear him apart just so he fits inside of Banjoland, his body parts used as a bridge and such. They also put his eyes on display in a museum. It really disgusts me because, that really just talking a dog and throwing it all over your front yard. Ughh...I hate what Microsoft has done to the characters all together.

Note: I also Cried when I heard they cancled the making of Banjo-Threeie...

Clanker (c) RARE not fucking Microsoft because they suck asshole

Description
Nyuuuuu <3333

I Love Clanker from Banjo-Kazooie. But I don't like the world, it makes me depressed. Why? Well,

In Clanker's Cavern you start out seeing rusted,pipes, toxic waste barrels, and muddy, oil filled water. Then when going into the water you enter a pipe leading to Clanker himself. He asks you if you can release him from the water, for he cannot breathe, hencing animal cruelty in my brian. Once free'd he tells you he has a tooth ache from eating garbage. You have to knock in his teeth and enter inside him. His insides are Organic while his exterior looks biotic. Once inside you go thought his body, it full of rotating blades and such. When you exit his body though the gills or his mouth, you notice how small his room he is kept in. You also nitice he has large wounds on his sides, it looks like blood with various shades of red. After you leave, he remains there.

In Nuts n' Bolts, what they do with Clanker disgusts me.

They tear him apart just so he fits inside of Banjoland, his body parts used as a bridge and such. They also put his eyes on display in a museum. It really disgusts me because, that really just talking a dog and throwing it all over your front yard. Ughh...I hate what Microsoft has done to the characters all together.

Note: I also Cried when I heard they cancled the making of Banjo-Threeie...

Clanker (c) RARE not fucking Microsoft because they suck asshole