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TheMonkeyYOUWant — Super Confessionals Part 11

Published: 2008-02-04 08:16:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 2563; Favourites: 47; Downloads: 0
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Description -- A New Confessional Starring Wolverine And The Always Wacky Professor Sex.

-- The 80's were A Strange Scary Magical time In A Persons Life Full Of Metal And Leather Pants As well As Strange Ambiguous Men Prancing Aound Stage.

-- The Professor And Wolverine Were 2 Of Those People, Weopon Sex Was A HUGE Band...Not In America Though.

-- Yes, Professor SEX Had Hair Back Then, It Was Long And Luscious And Full Of Bounce, He was Also The Lead Vocalist, Weapon SEX Was The Lead Axe.

-- Yes Weapon SEX Is Named After The Guitarist...Fleetwood Mac was Named After The Drummer So It Could Happen, And They're A 2 Man Band, Like The White Stripes...Except For Meg Being A girl...

-- Their Hit Is "Adamantium BONE Of Love"

-- Did Anyone See The Preiew For The Movie "Midnight Meat Train"?...Thats The PERFECT Band Name!.

-- Enjoy!.
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Comments: 26

MadnessBehindTheMask [2017-01-17 18:32:52 +0000 UTC]

That album cover had me like
I love 80's metal thank you so much for this comic, I nearly choked on my laughter    

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Gothicpug [2010-05-06 11:00:29 +0000 UTC]

I swear they toured with Alice cooper!!!

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ToadslyQuinne [2008-02-07 15:26:18 +0000 UTC]

I seem to recall they did a lot of concerts in Amsterdam. Those were the halcyon days....

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TheMonkeyYOUWant In reply to ToadslyQuinne [2008-04-22 06:17:39 +0000 UTC]

Haha Indeed, You Get Points Because I Had To Look Up Halcyon

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rtbooker18 [2008-02-07 04:12:47 +0000 UTC]

LOL I love these confessionals. Wolverine is always the best
MWUAHAHAHA loe their faces!

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TheMonkeyYOUWant In reply to rtbooker18 [2008-04-22 06:10:36 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, Heh The Jokes With Wolverine Always Come Easily

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xx-memory [2008-02-05 00:13:14 +0000 UTC]

So Professor "Sex" is capable of having sex? Oh reallyyyy. I bet he could, like, mind-rape you if he wanted. D:

"Adamantium bone of love!"
I hope we're referring to Wolverine's claws here.

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TheMonkeyYOUWant In reply to xx-memory [2008-04-22 06:10:11 +0000 UTC]

Yep Hes VERY Capable Of it, And He Doesnt Mind Rape...He Makes Sweet Gentle Mind Love With you...

And Maybe They were...maybe Not..

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misunderstoodpoet [2008-02-04 22:20:32 +0000 UTC]

too bad professor X lost his hair O.o

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TheMonkeyYOUWant In reply to misunderstoodpoet [2008-04-22 06:08:44 +0000 UTC]

Yep, Although He Still Has The Leather Pants...He wears Them under The Blanket

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misunderstoodpoet In reply to TheMonkeyYOUWant [2008-04-22 11:31:53 +0000 UTC]

He's a kinky boy XD

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ISeeThee [2008-02-04 16:26:27 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! Oh, LORD! When I first saw the cover I thought they were young and low on money (ahem). The truth is tamer than I thought.

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TheMonkeyYOUWant In reply to ISeeThee [2008-04-22 06:07:55 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha Well then, I guess You Never Saw Their SECOND Album Title "Mouth Full Of Adamantium"

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ISeeThee In reply to TheMonkeyYOUWant [2008-04-22 19:10:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh, no! The images! They burn!

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TheMonkeyYOUWant In reply to ISeeThee [2008-08-07 11:11:20 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha Thats Right...THINK OF THE IMAGES!!!

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Atwista [2008-02-04 12:50:39 +0000 UTC]

ewwwww! Wolverine should NEVER be shirtless! He's an amusing anti-hero X-men and all but....ewwwww so much hair XP

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TheMonkeyYOUWant In reply to Atwista [2008-04-22 06:07:12 +0000 UTC]

Haha, Got It, Not A fan of Hairy Guys

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Atwista In reply to TheMonkeyYOUWant [2008-04-22 20:52:22 +0000 UTC]

Not that hairy >_> he's like....bordering on furry!

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chaoswolf1982 [2008-02-04 09:26:35 +0000 UTC]

"Midnight Meat Train" sounds like a gay porn film.

Best band name ideas I've ever heard of sprang from some very bizarre conversations between me and some friends:

"Screaming Death Ants" and "Witches Don't Piss".

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TheMonkeyYOUWant In reply to chaoswolf1982 [2008-04-22 06:06:53 +0000 UTC]

Haha Those are Actually really Cool Band names...we Should Form A Death Metal Band!

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LadyNilamarthiel [2008-02-04 09:11:59 +0000 UTC]

*~LONG~* and *~LUSCIOUS~* and ~*FULL OF BOUNCE~*...

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TheMonkeyYOUWant In reply to LadyNilamarthiel [2008-04-22 06:06:17 +0000 UTC]

Oooh Yes Indeed!

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mrJINKS [2008-02-04 08:45:08 +0000 UTC]

GGAAAAAHHHHH....Te purity of my ears is gone....I must soak my head in volcano.

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TheMonkeyYOUWant In reply to mrJINKS [2008-04-22 06:06:07 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha Purity Is For Suckers Anyways

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Bellevue-DarkKnight [2008-02-04 08:40:54 +0000 UTC]

LOL that's hilarious

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TheMonkeyYOUWant In reply to Bellevue-DarkKnight [2008-04-22 06:05:51 +0000 UTC]

Hehe I Knew You Would Approve

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