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Read left to right.Alright, this will likely make very little sense to anyone that does not know the girl in this comic, Sasha, but i will attempt to describe her now.
She is a Hippie, pot smoking, slutty, narcissist who loves to talk on and on about her "hobbies" such as POI.
My online screen-name was "The Little Mermaid" for a long time and so she decided that SHE had to start photoshopping pictures of herself to make herself a mermaid, and when i got into hula-hooping so did she, because she is a fucking 1-upper.
knowing that, i think you can figure out what is going on, that is me, writing as always, dressed like "The Wicked Witch of the West" because my online profile at the moment is of me photoshoped to look like Elphaba, and Sasha is (in this comic) giving me a hard time.
The outfit Sasha is wearing really is one she wears when twirling fire [link] and i'm just WAITING for her to set that stupid skirt on fire.
she is a worthless bitch in every sense of the word, so enjoy her demise! i know i did.
this was done with sharpies and this is my first comic, so be gentle. also, i think i was channeling the Power Puff Girls in this. XD
1) *click* *click* *click*
2) Sasha: What are you doing?
Me: Writing.
3) Sasha: What, like a hobby?
Me: Yup.
Sasha: What a lame hobby! you don't get drunk, or high, or naked doing it!
Me: Oh-darn...
4) Sasha: What's with the stupid hat?
Me: It's my witch hat.
Sasha: You think you are a witch now? i thought you were a mermaid.
Me: I wear it because i love the Harry Potter books and the Musical Wicked.
5) I never read the books, but i saw the movies, because I'm cool like that. I don't waste my time I could be getting high or having sex to read or write. And musicals are SO lame...like you.
6) Me: My hobbies are reputable.
7) Whatever that means, my hobbies are 10,000 times cooler than yours!
8) Me: O-RLY?
9) Sasha: Watch my POI skillz!
10) *twirl* *twirl*
11) !
12)-
13)Me: Damn, that WAS cool....
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Comments: 35
daboredghurl [2010-08-21 15:02:28 +0000 UTC]
I am so lucky my sister isn't like that.In fact, she loves Harry Potter and Wicked.Me too
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TheRaineDrop In reply to avactioninubba [2007-11-28 14:47:23 +0000 UTC]
thank you. we ALL know a 'Sasha" which makes this so perfect
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avactioninubba In reply to TheRaineDrop [2007-11-28 20:54:53 +0000 UTC]
yeha i do know u lol
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ddrfreak-2008 [2007-11-16 16:59:24 +0000 UTC]
OK, so who needs to get a life??? I think this was downright hilarious and done in good fun. Why does she feel the need to post a mile long comment attempting to bring you down? How many of those have I gotten?? Boy if I had a dime for every one...
Anyway, this is fucking hilarious. I know a lot of Sashas, so you're not alone.
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TheRaineDrop In reply to ddrfreak-2008 [2007-11-28 14:46:09 +0000 UTC]
thank you. :]
she needs a life SO bad, SHE is the one that hacked into ALL my online accounts and deleted or defaced them. like, my DA, she hacked into it, and all she did was hide all the comments on it EXCEPT her OWN so that if you saw it all you saw was her comment under it. it was SO matture, you know? *rolls eyes*
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ddrfreak-2008 In reply to TheRaineDrop [2007-11-28 21:18:29 +0000 UTC]
Oh yeah, REAL mature, and not at ALL suspiscious huh? *SARCASM SIGN!!!!* (sorry, that was from the show Big Bang Theory, had to throw it in)
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BeckyBraincracking [2007-10-13 17:07:07 +0000 UTC]
hmmm my comment seems to have been deleted or hidden. PATHETIC.[link]
Glad
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TheRaineDrop In reply to BeckyBraincracking [2007-10-13 18:05:48 +0000 UTC]
because you are wothless piece of shit not worth my time, or a message any longer than this one.
go get fucked by a donkey.
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Burnouthappy [2007-09-23 18:27:45 +0000 UTC]
By the way, you made me look cuter than you So you have one thing accurate.
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TheRaineDrop In reply to Burnouthappy [2007-10-09 20:13:48 +0000 UTC]
you are ugly as shit and everyone says so. and nice try trying to "hack" my accounts. you are so fucking retarded it's not even funny anymore.
*I* don't have a life because i spent 15 minutes making a comic that depicts you as a fucking moron, yet you, or by having someone do it FOR you, go and delete my VF account and get into my Yahoo email.
have you stopped to reflect on your life at all? ever wondered "wow, i'm fucking worthless?"
because, frankly Sasha, you are. nice that the people on EP hate you too. they were more than willing to give me all your passwords, emails, IP addresses, and such, so maybe you should change those before i feel like fucking with you.
Karma can be a bitch.
I have more drawings depicting you as you truly are, as a waste of sperm and an egg.
i hope you die. you won't be missed.
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Burnouthappy [2007-09-23 18:25:25 +0000 UTC]
I would just like to point out how incredibly inaccurate that whole comic was.
First off, I have never insulted your hobbies, and the only thing I ever cared for about you was your writing.
Second, I love musicals, and have been in quite a few.
Third, you made it appear that I was trying to push my hobbies onto you by insulting yours, when, in fact, it is quite the opposite.
You tried to push yours on my constantly. Always freaking out about my personal choices because they did not agree with yours.
You call me a slut because I have lived with my boyfriend for over two years and I have sex with him like any healthy couple does.
You call me a pothead because I smoke weed at night because I never get tired.
So fucking what? Those are MY personal choices. And I do not push them onto you. So why are you going to twist all of mine around just because you don't like them? Ignorant bitch.
You NEVER started hula hooping!!! Absolute bullshit. And if you did, you didn't post shit about it on the internet. And I don't know if you noticed, but I don't exactly have cameras setup in your house, so I would have no idea wtf you were doing. I have been hooping for over 6 months, me and several other of my friends started together. So your story is bullshit.
I NEVER said anything about your stupid witch pictures. We haven't talked since you made those ugly things.
I became a mermaid because of Weeki Wachee Springs, as you know. And I don't photoshop myself to look like a mermaid, I have several tails and tops and all my pictures are real, taken on real photoshoots with real photographers.
And MOSTLY! I have never set myself on fire, and I never will! I wore that skirt for a photoshoot, it is not what I regularly spin in you fucktard.
BUT, I am very flattered that you cared enough to make a comic to try and make yourself feel better about yourself by taking everything about me and twisting it around.
Nice life.
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TheRaineDrop In reply to Burnouthappy [2007-10-09 23:21:04 +0000 UTC]
Oh, and clearly you don’t know how to read. You saying “I never said anything about your pictures” is completely retarded because I never Say that you do. I was explaining the comic, that I WAS “the little mermaid” and now I am “the wicked witch” and you IN THE COMIC are giving me a hard time.
The comic doesn’t suggest you don’t like musicals, just that you are too damn stupid to read the HP books but have seen the movies, and you have not dissed my writing in person, no, but it, as a hobby, is “lame” to you because if you don’t end up naked (or mostly naked) drunk, high, or some combination of the aforementioned, you don’t do it.
Yeah, you got into hoping after I said on Thin Is Beautiful that is is a good work-out, you got into the whole Mermaid thing after I expressed my love for The Little Mermaid…
You are ugly as sin and photoshop all your pictures –as I have called you on in the past- and you are a bitch. I have been avoiding you for months, and then you got to VF and start harassing me out of the blue, then you make a fake profile depicting ME in an inaccurate way (hypocrite) and then try and block me out of my online accounts while deleting my VF. And you think *I* need to get a life? You are a fucking LOSER! You know me online, and you don’t like me, SO WHY DON’T you fucking avoid me? I hate you, I think you are a repulsive piece of shit, so I spend my time pretending you don’t exist. I guess I’m mildly flattered that you would invest SO much time trying to upset me. It was a laugh.
Oh, and you calling me “superficial” or “narcissistic” (I can’t remember which” because I became a PM on VF so I could see who rated me down (which I had actually just been in the process of becoming a PM at that time that you downrated me without leaving a comment) but then YOU go around and reset your points after I recently downrated me, and you send people to downrate me (REALLY mature of you) just shows what a retard you are.
Like this comic says: Flame retarded.
Oh, and you said on EP that you HAD burned yourself, so you were either lying then, or now…either way, I wouldn’t trust a word you say as far as I could toss you.
GET A FUCKING LIFE, I know I’m amazing, but you don’t have to invest SO MUCH time and attention on me. Get over yourself, and stop trying to pick a fight with me when I am just trying to live my life.
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RavenKitty36 [2007-07-11 00:17:20 +0000 UTC]
Wow this has got to be the funniest picture i've seen in a very long time!!! i like it, probably cuz i know a few people like that. one of them is in colorguard at my school and i get the joy of watching her hit herself in the head with a flag pole quite often ^_^ especially during band camp!!
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Semi-Crazy [2007-05-12 08:21:59 +0000 UTC]
I like the comic. Made me laugh. As for Sasha, how on earth do you know her if you don't like her so much?
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TheRaineDrop In reply to Semi-Crazy [2007-05-23 23:35:34 +0000 UTC]
she is a girl i know online who likes to pester me and who i can't avoid. she thinks she is THE SHIT and most everyone else on the community thinks shes a worthless pot smoking whore.
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Semi-Crazy In reply to TheRaineDrop [2007-05-24 00:32:52 +0000 UTC]
Man, I know people like that at school. I can only wonder how incredibly annoying and aggravating it would be if someone like that bothered me ALL the time on the computer! Ack. Good luck on burning her! Maybe I can lend you some matches and gasoline.....
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TheRaineDrop In reply to Semi-Crazy [2007-05-24 00:39:17 +0000 UTC]
she didn't like the picture, I posted it on the website she frequents with me. XDDD
She is just impossible to avoid because we both worth there as mods.
She really DOES do POI so she set herself on fire quite frequently, I'm just hoping one of these times she dies.
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Semi-Crazy In reply to TheRaineDrop [2007-05-24 00:58:29 +0000 UTC]
I laughed really hard when I read that she set herself on fire. D Poo, who CARES if she likes the picture?!
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TheRaineDrop In reply to Semi-Crazy [2007-05-24 00:59:28 +0000 UTC]
i didn't WANT her to like it. MUAHAHAHAA!
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mustangeyes [2007-05-12 05:10:22 +0000 UTC]
Damn, that WAS cool...
Oh this is one that will stick in my mind.
I knew a "sasha" once. I never saw her go up in flames, but it was a hard wish sometimes
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TheRaineDrop In reply to mustangeyes [2007-05-23 23:34:50 +0000 UTC]
hehehe. i'm glad you like it.
it is stuck in my mind, let me tell you. Sasha needs to die, sooner than any of her sexually transmitted diseases will.
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Candy2021 [2007-05-11 05:02:16 +0000 UTC]
I love these lil people so much!! their blank expressions crack me up to no end.
as for the girl, can;t say I know her but watching anyone whose that pompous fuck up is so hilarious! I love her charred remains at the end.
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TheRaineDrop In reply to Candy2021 [2007-05-23 23:33:47 +0000 UTC]
the blank expression is just how i look 1/2 the time.
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rocketdave [2007-05-10 21:53:30 +0000 UTC]
Okay, this is quite humorous. I don't know the girl in question, of course, but that doesn't detract from the humor.
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TheRaineDrop In reply to rocketdave [2007-05-23 23:33:22 +0000 UTC]
you can just think of the girl as someone you don't like, it makes it just as funny if not more so.
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TheRaineDrop In reply to KDx [2007-05-23 23:32:52 +0000 UTC]
you can just imagine any annoying person you like in her position and it makes it even funnier.
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wynnter89 [2007-05-10 04:50:38 +0000 UTC]
hahahaha, thats funny.... I like it... I guess you DONT like Sasha !
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TheRaineDrop In reply to wynnter89 [2007-05-10 05:11:00 +0000 UTC]
stupid people dying is ALWAYS funny.
yeah, i don't like Sasha much...or at all. >_>;
*stomps on her ashed-corpse*
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