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Published: 2008-12-27 04:46:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 729; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 3
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Description You know that saying, that's like "Talk to the hand..."
Well.
I did.
D|

For shits and giggles.

Edit: misspelled asleep as alseep at the bottom thar. TWICE. while sketching and while inking. ROFL im awesome. and i got kinda motion sick-y while trying to color this in the car. OR MAYBE THAT WAS THESE LAME TWISTY ROADS THAT RUN THROUGH THE OZARK MOUNTAINS, EH? /Edit

in my defense. I WAS ASLEEP. and i guess i thought Sable would put the phone in my hand or something... but yeah.

now Sable and Matt won't stop bugging me about it.
randomly, they put their hands to their faces and say "hello?"
XD
DX

also. i guess this'll be my entry for 's contest... makes me giggle every time i think about it xD


~Jimmy.

my art teacher would probably say this is a bad use of pictorial space.

also bad drawing...
and bad coloring.
YAY I WIN.



And today, i almost put one shoe on the wrong foot.

...the cat is kneading my boob. WIF HIS CLAWS D:
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Comments: 76

IFeedOnGore [2009-01-05 16:34:23 +0000 UTC]

*puts hand to face* hello?
what? youve never heard of the hand phone? i can hook you up with one *raises eyebrows a few times*

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Oriannu [2008-12-28 04:02:42 +0000 UTC]

You know, I can picture that perfectly without the comic. I've got something new to joke about with Matt now.

((How's everybody doing, btw? I haven't talked to anybody except Jennifer since... Forever. Almost.))

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to Oriannu [2008-12-28 14:49:40 +0000 UTC]

ROFL XDDDDD
lol xP

um i guess everybody's ok. i only ever see my sisters and matt occasionally

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HermaphroditePony [2008-12-27 21:59:41 +0000 UTC]

ffffffff you think that's stupid?
you haven't met me xDDDD
oh lawd

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to HermaphroditePony [2008-12-28 01:44:52 +0000 UTC]

ROFL XDDDDD
<33

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DragonBloodSilver [2008-12-27 12:35:56 +0000 UTC]

OMG JIM!!! YOO AWESOME GENIUS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

thats just... wow

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to DragonBloodSilver [2008-12-28 21:33:25 +0000 UTC]

LOL I KNOW RITE??

xD

<333

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DragonBloodSilver In reply to ThereIsNoCure4Me [2008-12-28 21:36:21 +0000 UTC]

XDDD
<333

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lotrtkdchic In reply to DragonBloodSilver [2008-12-28 02:37:13 +0000 UTC]

OREO DID YOU SEE MY PORN THAT I LEFT IN MY OWN COMMENT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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DragonBloodSilver In reply to lotrtkdchic [2008-12-28 12:27:04 +0000 UTC]

yes...

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ZombieZac [2008-12-27 11:55:07 +0000 UTC]

I so would have given you a wet willy

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to ZombieZac [2008-12-28 01:47:20 +0000 UTC]

ROFLMFAO XDDD

my sister's boyfriend gives me dry willies and puts dirty socks in my face while im sleepin Dx

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ZombieZac In reply to ThereIsNoCure4Me [2008-12-28 01:49:16 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, well you deserve it!

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to ZombieZac [2008-12-28 01:52:01 +0000 UTC]

D< NU UH.

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ZombieZac In reply to ThereIsNoCure4Me [2008-12-28 01:54:36 +0000 UTC]

You dare talk back to your master!?
*gets into a slap fight with you*

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to ZombieZac [2008-12-28 02:04:01 +0000 UTC]

NUUUUU
i submit, i submit!!

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ZombieZac In reply to ThereIsNoCure4Me [2008-12-28 03:03:37 +0000 UTC]

Yeah you'd better!
Do something like that again and I'll use the tentacles on you!

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to ZombieZac [2008-12-28 14:58:53 +0000 UTC]

D<

OHNOES
but i like teh tentacles

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ZombieZac In reply to ThereIsNoCure4Me [2008-12-29 09:11:27 +0000 UTC]

I like teh tentacles too >w>

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to ZombieZac [2008-12-29 09:16:08 +0000 UTC]

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ZombieZac In reply to ThereIsNoCure4Me [2008-12-29 09:33:39 +0000 UTC]

Would you like your raping now or later? o3o

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to ZombieZac [2008-12-29 09:35:50 +0000 UTC]

i'll take it all now plz--to go :3

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ZombieZac In reply to ThereIsNoCure4Me [2008-12-29 09:45:31 +0000 UTC]

Would you like it heated or toasted?

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to ZombieZac [2008-12-29 09:47:09 +0000 UTC]

umm... hmm... one of each?

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ZombieZac In reply to ThereIsNoCure4Me [2008-12-29 09:54:38 +0000 UTC]

One of each!?!? You're crazier than I thought.
You're order will be ready in about 5 years, come back then.

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to ZombieZac [2008-12-29 09:57:58 +0000 UTC]

hotdamn thats a long time D<
yur service is dispicable!

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ZombieZac In reply to ThereIsNoCure4Me [2008-12-29 10:10:07 +0000 UTC]

Take it or leave it!

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to ZombieZac [2008-12-29 10:14:10 +0000 UTC]

ok ok i'll take it D:

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ZombieZac In reply to ThereIsNoCure4Me [2008-12-29 10:16:04 +0000 UTC]

That's what she said!

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to ZombieZac [2008-12-29 10:19:10 +0000 UTC]

thats what you're mom said. last niiiiiight ;D

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ZombieZac In reply to ThereIsNoCure4Me [2008-12-29 10:22:07 +0000 UTC]

and how would you know?

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to ZombieZac [2008-12-29 10:24:14 +0000 UTC]


first-hand expeeeeerience ;D

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ZombieZac In reply to ThereIsNoCure4Me [2008-12-29 10:25:52 +0000 UTC]

With my mom!?

[link]

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to ZombieZac [2008-12-29 19:23:09 +0000 UTC]

YUPYUP >D

ROFLMFOA BEST SONG EVAR

SNL is amazing

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ZombieZac In reply to ThereIsNoCure4Me [2008-12-30 05:30:30 +0000 UTC]

:'<

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wolfbreed [2008-12-27 08:13:35 +0000 UTC]

I can top that!! My mom handed me the phone and a can of pepsi at the same time and I started talking into the pepsi can 8D....*FAIL!* my mom was like

mom:... your friggen kidding me
while hannah was like
hannah: XDDDD LOLWUT!!?? DUMBASS!! XDDD

siiigh....and of course I love the pic! XDD

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to wolfbreed [2008-12-28 21:35:02 +0000 UTC]

ROFLMFAO

WOW

your totally epic



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DancingWithShadows [2008-12-27 07:36:38 +0000 UTC]

lol niiiiiice

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to DancingWithShadows [2008-12-28 21:35:29 +0000 UTC]

rofl thanx XD


<3

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CallMeCrescent [2008-12-27 06:22:00 +0000 UTC]

XD lol, nice one.

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to CallMeCrescent [2008-12-27 06:46:58 +0000 UTC]

XD hurhur i kno rite?
*fail*

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amberlee07 [2008-12-27 06:20:24 +0000 UTC]

lmao took me awhile to get it XD

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to amberlee07 [2008-12-27 06:46:44 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!

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amberlee07 In reply to ThereIsNoCure4Me [2008-12-27 15:01:57 +0000 UTC]

so i sent your gift

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lotrtkdchic [2008-12-27 06:16:23 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
ROFL NO COMMENT CURE.
i just have to say....you might very well need to look up that number for the psych ward you claim to have in your fone...sooon..very soon...

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to lotrtkdchic [2008-12-27 06:46:34 +0000 UTC]

LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZ

XDDDDDDDDDD NEVAH. NO WHITE WALLS AND WHITE JACKETS KTHNX. tho i do like padded things and getting to hug myself... ;D

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lotrtkdchic In reply to ThereIsNoCure4Me [2008-12-27 07:16:16 +0000 UTC]

butjustthinkaminute,babe

what if liek
(see my brain constantly feeds me rediculous fantasies...tsk tsk)

you get someone to call them
and then
you're dragged there against your will
*mindzones*
...

"Wait here while I get the doctor. If you try to move, I will tie you down." The nurse's eyes were cold; her aura was harsh and unfeeling.

Shanin's eyes darted spastically across the walls while her brain began formatting a means of escape...but nothing came to her. The pounding of her heart grew louder as the sound of footsteps echoed off the spotless white walls of the corrodor outside.

As the heavy door opened, she looked away. A mixture of anger and fear shuddered through her bones, causing her pale fingers to shake violently.

"Well, young miss." Shockingly, the voice was intensely alluring and had a distinctly amused overtone. "I hear you've been up to no good."

"Uh..." Shanin couldn't make sense of this. She kept her eyes low.

"What can we do to make you a good girl?"
( What the fuck? )

"I don't really get what you're saying..ummmmmm..."

Suddenly, sweet, hot breath fanned over her cheek, and as she met his pure, gorgeous azure eyes, her heart simply stopped. One of his arms encircled her body, a hand slowly undoing the buttons on her silk nightgown. "Don't be afraid. Nobody can hear us..."

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF
LOOOOOOOOOL
WHY AM I UP AT ONE IN THE MORNING CURE

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to lotrtkdchic [2008-12-28 01:44:23 +0000 UTC]

ROFLMFAOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

THAT'S MEAN.

TO LEAVING ME HANGING.

you shud totally write the rest of it. Omfg.

lol cuz cool kids are always up at one in the morning XD

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lotrtkdchic In reply to ThereIsNoCure4Me [2008-12-28 02:36:19 +0000 UTC]

XD but it'd be so unrealistic and retarded and wtf XD

hehe.

you always put me in a smexual mood cure...you really do. you has great talent.

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ThereIsNoCure4Me In reply to lotrtkdchic [2008-12-28 15:03:35 +0000 UTC]

and sexy 8D xDDDD

ROFLROFL

I FEEL SO SPESHUL

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