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I tried to make myself a MLP persona, except I didn't want to her be exactly like me, but more of an exaggerated version of myself. And I named her Colfiss no one will ever understand this name...that is my intentionGive me mercy for this; it is five in the morning. Not the best to be drawing ponies.
So Colfiss is an earth pony and has the physical shape of a ganly male pony (ex. delivery pony from 14th episode, Flim and Flam, those tall thin male ponies we're seeing recently...) except her form is curvier, so she already sticks out from most mares, being tall and awkward compared to them. And the fact that her pupils are also small, making her look crazy.
Colfiss lives in Manehattan with no one but her best friend Steve, a snake who is technically her pet. She's a pretty famous author, hence her cutie mark, but it's more...complicated than that. The book for Colfiss's cutie mark doesn't symbolize that she's a good writer; it sybolizes that she loves stories, and will constantly read books, watch movies, ect.
Colfiss is an extremely creative pony, often thinking of "brilliant" story ideas, and whenever she thinks of an idea, she will obsess over it for almost months. After some time, she will discard the idea, but every so often she will be able to finish her ideas and write them into very well thought out books. She isn't only an author; she has also directed a couple pony films as well, though she prefers writing since she has a loner thing going on (idk if there are movies in the MLP world, I'm just guessing at this point)
People can usually tell if it's one of Colfiss's books right away because all of her stories have one reoccurring theme: they are all depressing. She doesn't give her characters mercy, there are several tear-jerking plot twists, and the happiest endings are extremely. An example being that the main character defeated the bad guy, but he lost all of his friends and has nothing left to live for. That's the happiest ending she'd have.
As you can tell, Colfiss's stories are pretty...depressing. Now let's deluge into her personality, shall we!
Actually, Colfiss is a VERY happy and hyper and sweet and friendly pony. She almost always has a chirpy grin, and clearly enjoys what she's doing as she does it. During interviews about her books, she'll always explain the character's depressing pasts or physiological problems they have with an excited tone and doesn't seem the least bet regretful about ruining all of her character's lives. A lot of people think she's creepy like this.
Yeah, Colfiss in general isn't very popular with the general public. Her stories aren't very "friendship"-eqsue, and she can be a little creepy. Just sort of imagine the normal regular Pinkie Pie, except if Pinkie Pie was socially awkward and wasn't a cute pink pony and a tall lanky pony with little creepy pupils instead.
Not a pony you want around your children.
Colfiss had a lot of problems growing up. She was born into a middle class family in Canterlot, and her family was often considered poor from the richer people. She was sent to a fancy rich school, and her different personality (super sweet, hyper, a tad insane, creative) and mangy appearance and lack of obvious skills and "poor"ness made her a major outcast. Becaues of this, Colfiss developed serious social problems; even now she doesn't have any pony friends.
Growing up, Colfiss hated being different. She went into high school (if there's a Magic Kingergarden, I assume that there's a high school) tall and awkward, getting bad grades, having no cutie mark and her family was going through some hard times, so she was even poorer to them. Colfiss hated herself to the point where her parents got really worried for her and sent her to a doctor.
The doctor didn't help much, so Colfiss eventually found her happiness in books and movies. Eventually, she got her cutie mark and wasn't labeled as a "blank flank" anymore. In her senior year, she wrote an angry story about how she loves that she was different, and how dare everyone else think she was bad for it. They found the letter, and the teachers thought it was so good that they sent it to the Canterlot newspaper, This was Colfiss's first published work.
After school, Colfiss moved to a Manehattan apartment, later adopting Steve from a certain yellow pony after a visit to Ponyville. She started working on her stories and...well, here we are.
So yeah, a lot of people do like Colfiss's stories, because she obviously puts a lot of heart and thought into them, but lots of people don't generally like her different-ness. Colfiss knows this and since she's much more comfortable with herself nowadays, relishing the fact that she's different, she mostly shrugs off being called "odd" or "weird". There are very, very few people who look at her and appreciate her for the silly dork she is.
Also, I should probably bring this up: Colfiss hates, hates, hates romance novels. Whenever people ask "When will you write a happy flowery romance novel?", she will get an evil glint in her eyes. She mostly hates them because she finds them very unrealistic and just hates them.
So I imagine her absolutely hating Twilight, as seen above XD
I wonder if there's a book Twilight in the MLP world. The characters would probably be...Belle Swan and...Prince Sparkly Butt (it's already 6 in the morning...don't judge me).
I'm sure people who actually know me can see some aspects of me in Colfiss...lol yes, I did change some things, so bleh
And that just about sums everything up. If you are reading this right now, that means that you read all that. if you read all that, that means I LOVE YOU.
MLP is not mine
Colfiss is mine...me...us
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Comments: 7
themerryskylander [2017-02-25 21:30:19 +0000 UTC]
"and then they all died " That made me laugh so hard.
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TheSpoonIsMightier In reply to YaoiYuriTwins [2012-02-19 20:31:53 +0000 UTC]
XD Oh thank you. Colfiss is a pretty badass pony
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YaoiYuriTwins In reply to TheSpoonIsMightier [2012-02-19 23:31:13 +0000 UTC]
Very bad ass XD
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