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Published: 2016-10-19 01:46:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 4314; Favourites: 108; Downloads: 11
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Soooo... I heard this stupid pun in my dream last night and it reminded me of Undertale, so naturally I had to do a stupid comicWHY DO YOU PEOPLE FOLLOW ME
also, would this be considered NSFW?? I wouldn't think so considering they are only X-rays of human skeletons, no naughty parts painted on! but wait, if that's the case then... what was Papyrus looking at? ..... Perhaps I didn't fully think this one through but um... PLEASE ENJOY ANYWAY
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Ooooh Shit pap got caught lookin at those skelebodys 7w7
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He needs to be grounded!! XP
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does that mean the same to me? (skeletons for the win owo b)
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*sigh* oh alright, now you're both grounded!
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Oh give him a break, Pappy. He's been saving that one for weeks. Why else do you think he keeps barking in when you're using the computer?
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Papyrus: hmmm...*narrows eyes* I knew Sans was spying on me! I never can have any privacy
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"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE FOLLOW ME?" Probably because you come out with random crap that makes people laugh, cry or melt.
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That makes me feel a lot better! I was having a bad day today, heh 
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Pristina: I heard a pun, what's goin- *sees the computer screen* *GASP* Papyrus The Skeleton!! *hands on hips* *she isn't happy* I can't believe you!!
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Papyrus:Β Β nyaaaahh!Β Β W-well he didn't knock first!!
Sans: You're lucky I caught you before you were doing something else!
Papyrus: *gasps and even more blush* SANS!.............................................I would never do drugs!
Sans:Β Β .... yeah... yeah that's what I meant Β
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Pristina: I know exactly what you mean, Sans. *goes from serious to sarcastic happiness* Papyrus, I have a joke for you! What do mothers always say to their children when they get in trouble?
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Papyrus: uuhhh... umm... let's see here, uh... I don't have a mother so I wouldn't know! Sans, do you know? Sans? ....Sans? *turns around*
Sans: *unplugging the computer and carrying it* What?
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Pristina: That's alright. I have the answer. *Her eye starts glowing and she looks mad.* YOU'RE GROUNDED. *She levitates him downstairs.* You're going to the Bad Boy Jail. *She spawns a big box labeled "Bad Boy Jail". It has a little jail window cut in it.*
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Papyrus: b-but I didn't do anything! I-I was just uh...
Sans: you were just nothing, you little pervert! You're too young to be going on those kind of websites!
Papyrus: Sans I'm 21...
Sans: I MEANT ON THE INSIDE! *Pats his head* now go get yous a juice box and get in that jail box
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Pristina: *puts Papy in the Bad Boy Jail and gives him a small applejuice juice box* *She then puts a pillows on top of the box and lies down on it.* There we go. This way you won't sneak away.
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Papyrus: huff... do you guys really have to treat me like this? It's humiliating!
Sans: that's a big word, Py. THAT'S IT *grabs a dictionary and burns it* NO MORE WORDS FOR YOU
Papyrus:... REALLY?!
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Pristina: Sans, I think you're going a little too far. Hey, I recently came up with an awesome new joke, you boys wanna hear it?
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Papyrus: no
Sans: sure why not? *Stomping on the ashes*
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Pristina: Alrighty then. If the human torch was a skeleton, what would you call him?
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Papyrus: Wait wait! Wouldn't that be Ghost Rider?
Sans: Shut up, Papyrus! I said no words!!
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Pristina: .................aaaaaaaand the joke is now ruined.
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Sans: I told you not to talk, bone head!!
Papyrus: hey!
Sans: not another word!
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Pristina: *takes Pap's jaw and gives it to Sans* Are you happy now, short stuff?
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Sans: YES
Papyrus: *shaking his fist and garbling words*
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Pristina: Come on Paps, I know this is jaw dropping, but you don't need to get worked up about it.
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Papyrus: *long drawn out sigh*
Sans: heheheh, oh chin up, Rus!
Papyrus: *punches Sans's jaw off* ....huhuhuhuh!
Sans: UGHU?! UAAAUUAGHH!! *shaking fist at Papyrus*
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Pristina: *giggles, then clears her throat and gets serious* *looks through the little window* So you wanna behave like that, huh? That's fine. I can just add another 3 hours to your time. *helps Sans put his jaw back on* Are you alright Sansy?
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Sans: Yeah, girl, I'm good! *adjusts his jaw* jerkwad
Papyrus: *rolls eyes*
Sans: Oooh, somebody's getting ornery! Maybe I'll just call Cali and tell her not to come with that huge pot of steaming
Papyrus:Β Β UUHH??
Sans: HOT
Papyrus: Β UHGHHH?!?!
Sans: SPAGHETTI
Papyrus:Β Β UUAUAAHHHH!!!
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Pristina: Actually, Cal is sick. I called her earlier and asked if she was coming over, but she told me she had aΒ fever or something. So yeah. No spaghetti.
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Papyrus: *sighs and falls backwards in the box*
Sans: oh dang, I didn't know that! *Looking worried* that lil gal okay, Pris? It's not what I think it is, is it?
Papyrus: huh?
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Pristina: Nah, she's fine. Just a little fever. Can't go over there, though. She doesn't want us getting sick as well.
*There is a small silence after Sans let out an "oh."*
Pristina: Hey Sans, didn't you tell me we were going to the fair in New Home Square today?
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Sans: *looking sad* hm? O-oh yeah, I was, uh, thinking about it... *rubs neck* Wouldn't be the same without the whole skeleton crew
Papyrus: hmhmh mmff hhhhhuuuhh hhhmm?
Sans: I mean, I guess so, Py.
Papyrus: hhhhhahh hmm huh huhmm!
Sans: I don't know, man!
Papyrus: mmmm hhghhh mmgmgm!
Sans: bwahahah! I'm just messin with ya, man, I can't understand a thing you're saying.Β Β
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Pristina: Hey cmon, Cal's gonna be fine. She said she'll be better by tomorrow. But we can't leave Pap all alone. *gives Pap his jaw back* *looks in the window* Papyrus, Sans and I will let you come to the fair with us, IF you promise to be a good boy. Can you do that for us?
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Papyrus: *clicks jaw back into place* I am always good!
Sans: right... NO MORE PORN, YA PERVERT!
Papyrus:Β Β Β ....do not, just.... don't
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Pristina: *gives him a wierded out look* Sans, I don't have to put you in the box of shame, now do I?
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Sans: Maybe, heheheh
Papyrus: Bonehead
Sans: HEY. THAT IS A RACIAL SLUR, AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE IT
Papyrus: I'M ALSO A SKELETON!!
Sans: oh yeah. Er, well, LET'S GET GOING! *starts marching out the door*
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Pristina: *grabs his head so he can't move* Sans, you better be a good boy too, ok? *lets Papyrus out of the box*
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Sans: alright alright!... I mean, I'll try *shrugs*
Papyrus: feh! As if! You couldn't be good if you tried! I, the great Papyrus on the other hand, am always good.
Sans: Yo, I can be 10 times gooder than you!
Papyrus: *crosses arms and has a smug look* "gooder"?
Sans: Shut up!
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Pristina: Ha ha, you both are wonderful boys. Just mischievous. Now let's get going, shall we?
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Sans: Yeah, Py, quit being a jerk! *playfully punches his shoulder and walks out of the room*
Papyrus: Ugh... *following the two skellies*
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Pristina: *rolls eyes playfully*
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Sans: *walking down the trail* hello?! What's this?
Papyrus: what's what?
Sans: *picks up something* a piece of gold! Must be my lucky day, heheh
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Pristina: Great. Now you need over 200 more to pay your tab at Grillby's. *laughs*
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Sans: Er, heheheh... WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW
Papyrus: Speaking of which, I was on the phone with him the other day and he said you owed about... oh what was it? Oh yeah, 200,364 GOLD PIECES.
Sans: Hey, man! I said I was gonna pay!... eventually...
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Pristina: That's what you said the last time. And the time before that. And the time before that. AND the time before that.
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