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Published: 2016-10-19 01:46:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 4313; Favourites: 108; Downloads: 11
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Soooo... I heard this stupid pun in my dream last night and it reminded me of Undertale, so naturally I had to do a stupid comicWHY DO YOU PEOPLE FOLLOW ME
also, would this be considered NSFW?? I wouldn't think so considering they are only X-rays of human skeletons, no naughty parts painted on! but wait, if that's the case then... what was Papyrus looking at? ..... Perhaps I didn't fully think this one through but um... PLEASE ENJOY ANYWAY
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Sans: *sweating* yeah yeah! I said I'll get to it! I promise!
Papyrus: *cough* liar! *cough*
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Pristina: *cough cough* I agree
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Sans: you guys always give me a hard time, heck man.
Papyrus: because you're just so fun to make fun of!
Sans: story of my life!
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Pristina: *wraps her arms around him from behind and giggles* Yeah, you're so fun to make funΒ of, especially your big fat belly. *she pats his belly once on "big", "fat", and "belly".*
(Hey Tippy, this might sound weird, but have you ever wondered what Calipyrus and Pristans fusions might look like?)
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Sans: *really embarrassed* H-hey! I-I'm not fat!... I'm THICK
Papyrus: *laughing so hard that he snorts*
Sans: Whoa... I haven't heard ya laugh like that since... I'm never heard you laugh like that!
Papyrus: *covers his mouth, cheeks red* I meant: NYEHEHEHEHEH!! Shut up!
(Hmmm.. I do not know! Wait wait, are we talking about Potara ear rings and fusion-ha, or Steven Universe fusion dancing??Β Β orΒ Β XD I don't think it matters but hey! )
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Pristina: *giggles*
*The three skells finally make it to the fair. It had only felt like a few minutes until Papyrus noticed he was alone. Sans and Pristina had disappeared! Suddenly, Undyne appeared with Alphys.*
Undyne: Hey Pap! Where are the girls and Sansy McShorstuff?
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Papyrus: hello, Undyne! Er... *scratches head* I don't- I don't really know. Sadly, Calibri has come down with an illness and I guess my brother and Pris are somewhere around here!
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*Undyne and Alphys just start giggling.*
Undyne: Too bad for Calibri then. She's missing out on all the fun. And dude, Papyrus, Alphys and I just sawΒ Sans and PrisΒ walk into the Tunnel of Love! And they were holding hands!
(And about the fusions, no. I'm talking about a fusion like Comic Papyrus. Pristans and Calipyrus fusions like that. What do you think they'd look like?)
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Papyrus: r-really? D'oh, I would expect as much! Especially from Sans, that dog! *Sits on the ground and sighs* abandoned me here, my best friend is sick and my spine aches!
( Ahhh, okay! Hmm... I do not know!! ^^" heheheh)
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Undyne: *sits on a bench* Want me to massage your spine for you?
(*shrugs* -3-)
(Also Tippy, why do you keep leaving out the other two roleplays? Those are getting so good!!)
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Papyrus: Yes please. *Long sigh* I'm probably going to drown myself in the freaking toilet!
Alphys: P-Papyrus! Don't s-say that, they'll come b-back!
Papyrus: *points to his back* Undyne, would you be a dear please? *Gets a text* it's from Cali! ... The poor gal is miserable
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Undyne: *starts rubbing his spine* What's it say?
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Papyrus: it says- a little lower- it says,"I'm really sorry I couldn't come today, Py. I can't stand up right now without feeling dizzy, not even my magic is working."
Alphys: awww... S-sounds like w-what Sans had a c-couple weeks ago, r-remember?
Papyrus: should I call her? What shall I do? Oh dear, this day is just not mine today!
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Undyne: *rubs Pap's spine until he feels better*
*After Papyrus thanks her, Alphys points out that Sans and Pristina had come out of the Tunnel of Love. The three watch as Sans and Pris sit on a bench beside the entrance/exit to the Tunnel of Love. Undyne, Alphys, and Papyrus watch them in silence. They can tell the two are talking, andΒ by the way Sans starting laughing hard, they could tell Pristina had made a pun, and she was laughing, too, just not as hard as Sans. Then, Sans leans on her, smiling and blushing happily as Pristina does the same. They're holding hands again. Then they do something that makes Undyne, Alphys, and Papyrus' eyes widen in shock and surprise, and Papyrus' jaw literally falls to the ground.
Right there, on that bench, Sans and Pristina shared their first kiss.
The kiss was, of course, on the (nonexistent) lips, and it was a very passionate kiss. Their eyes were closed and they were blushing, and they looked so relaxed. The kiss lasted for a few more seconds until they finally pulled away and looked at eachother, their foreheads still touching, passionate smiles spread across their faces.Β Then, they moved away. Pristina picked him up and held him inΒ her arms as she walked away with him into another part of the fair. The three watching them just stared in silence.*
Undyne: Woah...... *sees that Alphys had taken a picture of the special moment* Hey, Al, send that to me, will ya?
(YEAH! I FINALLY MADE THEM KISS! Β Β Β )
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Alphys: A-alright, I w-will! I-I didn't even know sk-skeletons could kiss! *Giggle* J-just sent it to y-you, sweetie! *Kisses Undyne's forehead*
Papyrus: *sighs feeling left out*
Alphys: W-what's the matter, Py?
Papyrus: I'm just- you know what? It doesn't really matter, Alphys.
Alphys: y-yes it does! You have mass! W-which means... You matter! *Laughs*
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Undyne: OOOH! Atta girl, Alphys! Best joke ever. *smooches her cheek*
Undyne: *to Papyrus* But seriously. She's right, Py. There isn't any reason to feel left out just because Sans and Pristina left you alone. *sends him the pic of Sans and Pris' kiss* Here. Calibri might want to see that. And now that you're alone, you can do whatever you feel like doing! *turns to Alphys* Alright Alphie, let's go ride that rollercoaster you wanted. *runs off with Alphys* BYYYE PYYY!!
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Papyrus: *sigh* why am I always alone? *Looks at his phone and sends Calibri the picture* ... Maybe- oh who am I kidding? That'll never happen to me.
*Calibri texts back*
Papyrus: *reading out loud* "he finally did it, Py! I can't believe it!! Smiley face" ...*texting* can't believe it either, Cali. *Sends it then Is startled by Alphys*
Alphys: *screams of happiness* THE NEW ATTACK ON TITAN RIDE!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
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Undyne: *laughs* Calm down, Al.
*Py suddenly gets another text, from Pristina.*
Pristina: "Sorry Sans and I left you alone so suddenly, Py. We just wanted to have a little time by ourselves. Once we finish this ride we'll be back with you in the blink of an eye! ;3"
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Alphys: s-sorry!! I'm just s-so excited! L-listen they e-even have the s-song!!
Papyrus: *texts back* "That's alright! I was thinking about paying a visit to Calibri, maybe bring her a stuffed animal to cheer up. Glad you two are having fun! 
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Pristina: *is suddenly beside Papyrus and is with Sans, she's also holding a big brown bear in a black suit, bowtie, and top hat, and the bear is also holding a rose in one hand and a red heart pillow in the other hand, the pillow has a message written on it, it says "I can hardly BEAR being without you!"* What kind of stuffed animal? A teddy bear like Mr. Fancy-Pants?
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Papyrus: *high pitched gasp and grabs his chest* NYAAAHH!! Don't *pant* do that! Almost gave me a soul attack! .... Aw that is just adorable!
Sans: *touches his shoulder* thanks bro, I won it myself
Papyrus: cool... Cool. *Still trying to catch his breath*
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Mr. Fancy-Pants: *Pristina is doing his voice.* Sorry if we startled you, Papyrus! And thank for the compliment!
Pristina: *giggle* Sans won him for me! *hugging her bear*
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Papyrus: that's... Quite alright.
Sans: hey, man, don't be sad! Here *takes out a stuffed pink unicorn* you can give this to her! She loves pink, it'll mean a lot to her
Papyrus: that is kind of you, Sans! You won this one too?
Sans: uh *flashback to him wanting it himself so he stole it*... yeah
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Pristina: *Act > Sans > Flirt* *giggle* Sans, you must be a piece of candy... *teleports beside him* because you're oh so sweet. *kisses his forehead*
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Sans: heheh, aww thanks, man!
Papyrus: C-c-candy? *jumps up* CANDY?!
Sans: Wha-? N-no, Rus- hey *snaps his fingers* look at me! Hey!
Papyrus: *shakes his head really fast* what now? Oh, s-sorry... nyeheh
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Pristina: *giggles, then snaps her fingers and teleports away; after a minute or two ports back with four cotton candies* *gives Sans and Papyrus one and nibbles on hers* This fourth one is for Calibri. You guys wanna go visit her?
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Papyrus: of course! *Bites his blue one* She's going to be so happy!
Sans: Yeah, man, let's shake a leg!
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Pristina: *They all teleport to an apartment in the snap of her fingers.* Alright. We're here.
*She knocks on the door and Calibri's Uncle Times answers.*
Pristina: Good afternoon, Mr. Times! If its possible, we'd like to visit Calibri!
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Times: *smiles at Pristina* why yes, of co-*notices two boys and glares at them* mmm...she is rather ill however, so... *sees Pristina's pleading eyes* oh alright. Come on in! She's on the couch.
Papyrus: nyeheheh! I've got to show her this!
Sans: thanks, man
Times: *gives the boys the death stare and shows the skellies to the living room*
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Pristina: *sees Calibri* Cal! *hugs her* How are you doin, my fellow lady?
Mr. Fancy-Pants: *Pristina does his voice again* I was told that you were sick. I do hope you are alright. I've brought you a cotton candy! *Pristina makes Mr. Fancy-Pants give Cal the pink cotton candy*
Pristina: *takes a bite of her own*
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Calibri: *coughs and smiles* th-thank you, Pris... you're s-so nice! *giggles and coughs*Β
Papyrus: I got you a fluffy unicorn! Er, well... Sans actually did but... yeah! *hands it to her*
Calibri: Aw, Py! *cough* that's so kind of you!
Sans: *drinking a soda* And I brought myself! *belch* scuse me, heheh
Calibri: *laughs*
Times: *narrows his eyes at him*
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Pristina: You're coughing a lot, Cal. Have you had any medicine?
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Calibri: Just a little *clears throat* I've been feeling kind of better I...I think
Sans: Oy, girl, you don't look any better, don't lie!
Calibri: You're right... I don't think *cough* it's working
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Pristina: .....Times, what medicine have you been giving her?
(other two?)
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Times: why this one of course! *Shows them the bottle*
Sans: hang on*takes the bottle* oh... uh, Mr. Bold... this is human medicine.
Times: what?! Oh dear! I must've had that when Frisk was sick! Good heavens, I'll go buy some more right away!*grabbing a jacket to go outside* I'll be right back, my little rainbow! *Blows a kiss*
Papyrus: gosh... He couldn't tell it said "NyQuil" on the front of it?
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Pristina: Apparently. I mean, you'd think he would with those giant nerd glasses he's got. *giggles at her own comment*
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Sans: pffff heheheh
Calibri: *chuckles* hey, he tries! He's a good *cough* a good uncle
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Pristina: Yes, he is. He's a great uncle. ... *The lights vanish from her eyes and her smile disappears.* I wish I could have an uncle like him....
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Sans: Hey now *pats her shoulder* You're part of our family, girl! Lookit us, one big skelly family, heheh
Papyrus: That is quite right!!
Calibri: I agree! *grins*
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Pristina: *her eye lights come back and her smile does too, bigger than before* *she hugs all of them* Doh, you guys! You guys are just the sweetest friends ever! I'm happy to be a part of this family! I love you guys so much!!
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Papyrus: And we love you too! Nyeheheh!!
Calibri: We're skeletons! We gotta stick together! *giggle*
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*Times comes back in*
Pristina: Speaking of your uncle, here he is now!
Mr. Fancy-Pants: Oh goodie!
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Times: *panting* whew! I got the correct medicine! Hopefully this will clear that aching right up, my little rainbow *gives her the medicine*
Calibri: thanks, uncle
Times: Anything for you, dear!
Papyrus: hooray! Then you might feel better enough to hang out-
Times: *glaring at Papyrus*
Papyrus: *big sad eyes then backs away*
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Pristina: ....Don't worry, Mr. Times. I'll make sure the boys behave.
*Pristina notices that Calibri is pulling up a picture on her phone.*
Pristina: What are ya looki- *Her eyes widen in shock as she notices it is a picture of her and Sans's kiss outside of the tunnel of love.*
Pristina: *snatches Calibri's phone* CALIBRI!! WHERE AND HOW DID YOU GET THIS??!!
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Calibri: Alphys sent it to me! What's wrong?
Sans: pfffffff bahahaha!!
Papyrus: Oh dear... That ol' Alphys!
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Pristina: SHUT UP SANS!! Also, Calibri, this clearly says 'Papyrus', not 'Alphys'. *glares at Papyrus*
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Calibri: hm? *Looks closer* ohhh, sorry, this sickness makes my vision foggy.
Sans: that explains why you're talking to the lamp
Papyrus: but I didn't do it!
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Pristina: DONT YOU LIE TO ME BOI! It says Papyrus right here, in black and white, clear as crystal. What do you have to say about THAT?!
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XD Papy is getting frisky.
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