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LostSoulMalachi In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-06-21 13:07:00 +0000 UTC]
Ha! Nice one~! ;D
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theZandroid01 In reply to LostSoulMalachi [2019-06-22 14:57:31 +0000 UTC]
*she tries holding it in, but it just makes her bloat faster. Not to mention, she's gassier.*
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LostSoulMalachi In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-06-23 03:25:53 +0000 UTC]
Might as well let 'er rip, girl, ain't gonna think less of you if ya gotta belch.
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theZandroid01 In reply to LostSoulMalachi [2019-06-23 03:41:05 +0000 UTC]
No! Don't you understand? I'm blue for a reason...
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LostSoulMalachi In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-06-23 03:52:53 +0000 UTC]
And that reason would be...what, exactly?~
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theZandroid01 In reply to LostSoulMalachi [2019-06-23 03:56:33 +0000 UTC]
... My mother was a test subject for Wonka gum in her teens... When i was born, I carried on the blueberry gene... And so will my kids... And my grandkids... And so on...
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LostSoulMalachi In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-06-23 04:09:13 +0000 UTC]
Ah, I see... I didn't know. But just between us, there's worse things than being blue.
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theZandroid01 In reply to LostSoulMalachi [2019-06-23 04:12:11 +0000 UTC]
Ok, but you realize if I fart, I could spread it to everyone in the area?
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LostSoulMalachi In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-06-23 04:20:21 +0000 UTC]
Huh, wasn't aware it could spread like that--does it spread from burping too, or is it just your toots?Β
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theZandroid01 In reply to LostSoulMalachi [2019-06-23 04:21:39 +0000 UTC]
*grabs her butt* all out the backdoor.
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LostSoulMalachi In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-06-23 04:23:56 +0000 UTC]
Ahh, I see. So you can belch and it'll be fine? I don't know that I'd be affected but still.
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theZandroid01 In reply to LostSoulMalachi [2019-06-23 04:25:42 +0000 UTC]
I mean unless it was a really bad burp...
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LostSoulMalachi In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-06-23 04:36:22 +0000 UTC]
Up to you, girl, but you know that gas is gonna come out sooner or later. Might as well be sooner rather than later, eh?
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theZandroid01 In reply to LostSoulMalachi [2019-06-23 04:40:52 +0000 UTC]
*her belly growls, and she hiccups* sounds like it's coming NOW no matter what...!
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LostSoulMalachi In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-06-23 04:51:00 +0000 UTC]
*gently presses on her stomach* Let it all out, big girl, it's gonna be a large one!
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theZandroid01 In reply to LostSoulMalachi [2019-06-23 04:59:07 +0000 UTC]
*a shocked expression + a deep, purple blush spreads on her face as she toots, then let's out a tad bigger one* ahh!
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LostSoulMalachi In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-06-23 05:06:39 +0000 UTC]
*chuckles lightly and continues massaging her stomach* No need to be embarrassed, it's just a fart. Everyone does it~!
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theZandroid01 In reply to LostSoulMalachi [2019-06-23 05:09:04 +0000 UTC]
*she inhales deeply* ok... Prepare your nose...
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LostSoulMalachi In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-06-23 05:14:47 +0000 UTC]
No preparations necessary, I can do the number of times a girl's butt blasts put me under on one hand.~
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theZandroid01 In reply to LostSoulMalachi [2019-06-23 05:17:30 +0000 UTC]
Hnnngh! *She let's out a fart so loud, it shakes the entire house*
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LostSoulMalachi In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-06-23 15:04:26 +0000 UTC]
Whoa! *laughs and braces himself* Nice one! Goodness, that was huge!
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theZandroid01 In reply to LostSoulMalachi [2019-06-23 18:04:18 +0000 UTC]
*the entire room smells like blueberries*
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LostSoulMalachi In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-06-23 18:17:31 +0000 UTC]
Whew, smells better than some of the girls who've ripped one around me, haha.
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theZandroid01 In reply to LostSoulMalachi [2019-06-23 20:24:18 +0000 UTC]
*looks at your nose* well, don't say I didn't warn you.
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LostSoulMalachi In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-06-23 22:26:22 +0000 UTC]
*shrugs* I don't feel any different...or look any different for that matter.
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theZandroid01 In reply to LostSoulMalachi [2019-06-23 23:39:23 +0000 UTC]
It'll start soon...
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LostSoulMalachi In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-06-24 12:40:42 +0000 UTC]
Ya say that, girl, but I feel fine, it's just a fart. Or are ya talking about *Buuurrrrp* ahh, somethin' else?
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theZandroid01 In reply to LostSoulMalachi [2019-06-24 14:44:47 +0000 UTC]
The blueberry TF... Normally a bubbling feeling is a first sign...
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LostSoulMalachi In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-06-24 17:31:33 +0000 UTC]
Ah, haha, I see...truth be told transformation doesn't always work on me. I may be all right, honestly.
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HeroFoxyNighthowler [2019-03-19 01:05:05 +0000 UTC]
me: are you sure that's a good idea ?
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Daniel-Knowledge [2019-03-11 10:45:04 +0000 UTC]
Uh-Oh, you don't think thats too muchπ
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theZandroid01 In reply to MarvelousML [2019-03-11 06:09:17 +0000 UTC]
I'd say about 2 bottles of coke and 3 packs of mentos. This cannot go well.
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MarvelousML In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-03-11 06:11:01 +0000 UTC]
I'm just gonna... start backing away now...
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theZandroid01 In reply to MarvelousML [2019-03-11 06:13:55 +0000 UTC]
Lucy: hmm? Whats wrong? *her belly starts fizzing and growling angrily*
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MarvelousML In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-03-11 06:15:02 +0000 UTC]
You know EXACTLY what's wrong. That was way too much Coke and Mentos.
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theZandroid01 In reply to MarvelousML [2019-03-11 06:16:29 +0000 UTC]
Cmon, its fun! Try it!
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MarvelousML In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-03-11 06:25:15 +0000 UTC]
I just hope you know what you've gotten yourself into...
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theZandroid01 In reply to MarvelousML [2019-03-11 06:26:21 +0000 UTC]
I said try it... *shes visibly annoyed*
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MarvelousML In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-03-11 06:27:12 +0000 UTC]
Okay, okay, fine. Maybe just a little.
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theZandroid01 In reply to MarvelousML [2019-03-11 14:34:28 +0000 UTC]
*gives you the stuff*
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theZandroid01 In reply to ChelsTheMutant667 [2019-03-11 05:42:52 +0000 UTC]
Lucy: wanna join?
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ChelsTheMutant667 In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-03-11 06:20:43 +0000 UTC]
Really?...ok il try it
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theZandroid01 In reply to ChelsTheMutant667 [2019-03-11 06:25:08 +0000 UTC]
Great! *gives you some*
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ChelsTheMutant667 In reply to theZandroid01 [2019-03-11 13:58:38 +0000 UTC]
*Chugs soda down*
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theZandroid01 In reply to ChelsTheMutant667 [2019-03-11 14:33:05 +0000 UTC]
*gives you the mentos*
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