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Published: 2015-05-06 06:31:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 3633; Favourites: 89; Downloads: 23
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ForViktor: "I've got the courrrage and skill of a masterrr sworrrdsman!"
Bianca: "I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them, you fight like a dairy farmer."
Viktor: "How apprrropriate. You fight like a cow."
Bianca: "You call that an insult? Ha! Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?"
Viktor: "Why? Did you want to borrrow one?"
Bianca: "Why you...! You make me want to puke!"
Viktor: "You make me think somebody alrrready did."
They later married and, while on honeymoon, died of boredom sailing across the Sea of Beige Flotsam. If you caught all those references, ich liebe dich. xD
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Comments: 36
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Ah, Curse of Monkey Island. Such fond memories... that I experienced only two months ago.
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Being that I shoot photography predominantly in film, I really like the added depth of colour here present with the grain. Nice job!
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This gave me the biggest smile, I love those games from my childhood! Curse of Monkey Island is my favourite in the series. I had a huge crush on Guybrush Threepwood.
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bianca has a dutch rooster XD haha lol
damn, and victor looks so badass in his pirrrrate outfit ;3
awesome!!
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French rooster, not Dutch.
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oh haha sorry the colours of the netherlands are just the same XD
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So are those of Serbia, Russia and several other countries. No worries.
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yes haha :'D humans are not original with flags
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I am the rooster
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oh that is so cool haha XD
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haha yes
hey and do you know that when people aks you questions and you reply in a drawing?
i do that, would you like to ask? :3Β
im..kindof running out of questions haha
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Oooh, you mean, asks? I'll check it out, though I'm very bad at asking stuff xD
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want me to link you? :3
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mythraill.deviantart.com/art/Aβ¦
theres a link in the discription that leads to the asks that are already made!
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Personnellement, je préfère le bras d'insultes. Escape from Moneky Island, c'est bien ça ?
Comment s'appelait le héros ? Je me souviens qu'il avait un nom imprononçable.
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Omigosh it looks amazing! I love them in this style! Well done!
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OH MY GOD SOMEONE AGREES
i do too XD
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A Bulgarian pirate's hat.
Ok, ok.
Pure genius.
I've nothing more to say than Miss Bianca-di-Palermo herself in her comment except this drawing and thoses dialogues are more amazing.
Now, I've no choice, this is a prediction for our bored characters futur honeymoon.
Ps 1 : HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *Breath* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Ps 2 : My proper part of the trade coming soon, when I'll back to my home in few days.
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YOUR
WORK
IS
AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING !!!
Oh I'm really excited ! The way you have drawn Bianca is awesome and the text... OMG the text... you have really understood our character's mind XD
Great job !!! I love it !
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I may be a rooster, but I identify as Parrot.
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"You think you're tough stuff? People run when they see me coming!"
"Even before they smell your breath?"
Ah, such a wonderful reference to one of the greatest pirate games series ever conceived, that of Monkey Island. And yes, that use of wood grain texture for the image is a wonderful feature to give the scene an antique look overall. Great little appearance by our favorite Frenchy, too. Definitely rooting for Bianca, being the lovely cat lady that she is.
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I kinda like this one with the filter more 
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Oh, yeah, only in The Secret Of Monkey Island.
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Sadly the references went clear over my head. Unless some of it's referencing Road to El Dorado(That banter between Tulio and Miguel at the start!)
And now two semi-related things - Is that General Paladium on her shoulder? And I am impressed with that wood grain! Like really impressed, I couldn't make good-looking grain if my life depended on it xD
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I'm everywhere, my good friend!
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So you are! Such a versatile rooster! Or would that be... A cock of many walks?
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I'll tip my hat to you!
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